What if WSO was a high school?

Haha totalllllly random thought that just came about in my mind

If WSO was a high school, what would it be like? What cliques would there be, what crews.. would it be consultants vs bankers? Uneasy truces? Who would be the popular kids, who would be the dumb kids. Would Midas bully the fuck out of you until you commit suicide?

A few ideas of mine :

Ratinamaze's Paki girlfriend would get stolen by ANT for his love of brown girls

The rich target kids would get into scuffles with the nontarget poor kids.

Flake would be the substance-dependent kid due to his bearfighting

I'd obviously be the manwhore of the group, pullin as I am known to do

Brady obviously the grades obsessed Asian kid so that his parents dont beat him for not getting into Harvard.

Anything else?!

 

Rich kids don't fight. They go places with their money where poor kids can't follow.

The token 8 black kids out of the 4,000 in the high school would all sit together at one table.

cphbravo is the 275lb. All-American high school lineman.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

I'll be the school's weed hookup...

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
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I don't think it would break down between groups like IB, AM, ER, PE, etc. I think we would divide on the more random social shit that we all argue about like political views and shit. I see an ANT clique, The King clique, the Troll clique. I'd be cool with everyone so I would get invited to all the parties and always have shit to do. Kinda like high school.

Patrick, you should start a charter school! $$$$$. I'll coach any sport and bang the gymnastics coach since we all know she will be in shape and crazy flexible.

"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." Theodore Roosevelt
 

I think all 8 tokens would be the star basketball players

eyyooo!

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

haha, my S&T counterparts would lead the drug trading desks.......

I wanna short sell weed! This is a very interesting idea... I might dream about it tonight :O

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

Marcus would be the guy telling everyone how retarded they look and how the real world isn't like high school...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!

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