All of the men in investment banking, asset management, hedge fund, consulting industries are tools. Just observe them and if you happen to eavesdrop on their stupidly superficial conversations about this stock or that rating, you'll realize they know NOTHING and are tools at the very best and in the worst ways.

 
monkiesandroses:
All of the men in investment banking, asset management, hedge fund, consulting industries are tools. Just observe them and if you happen to eavesdrop on their stupidly superficial conversations about this stock or that rating, you'll realize they know NOTHING and are tools at the very best and in the worst ways.

Nice. Now the OP knows what a tool is and what a troll is... Two birds!

 
killfrankgoreshead:
monkiesandroses:
All of the men in investment banking, asset management, hedge fund, consulting industries are tools. Just observe them and if you happen to eavesdrop on their stupidly superficial conversations about this stock or that rating, you'll realize they know NOTHING and are tools at the very best and in the worst ways.

Nice. Now the OP knows what a tool is and what a troll is... Two birds!

Well done
Get busy living
 
monkiesandroses:
All of the men in investment banking, asset management, hedge fund, consulting industries are tools. Just observe them and if you happen to eavesdrop on their stupidly superficial conversations about this stock or that rating, you'll realize they know NOTHING and are tools at the very best and in the worst ways.

You mad about being a 6th year paralegal bro?

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
monkiesandroses:
All of the men in investment banking, asset management, hedge fund, consulting industries are tools. Just observe them and if you happen to eavesdrop on their stupidly superficial conversations about this stock or that rating, you'll realize they know NOTHING and are tools at the very best and in the worst ways.

I'll rape you

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

A tool is anyone who is used for anything, hence the word tool.

Technically everyone working 9-5 for a salary is a tool of the company.

Anyone who owns their own income and does whatever they want isn't a tool.

If you actually think about it most of these Guidos have leader personalities, so they actually aren't tools.

It's a dumb hypocritical word, I don't use it.

 

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