What it Really Means to Be "Beta"
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I think you're a little befuddled, amigo. Whenever an alpha like me has to eat something plebeian like "pizza", I understand it is my god given right to eat that pizza. So after I'm done eating, I simply walk out. I don't pay a dime, I don't even wait for the check. It's society's obligation to provide me food because that's what I deserve. Let all the betas fiddle around with the check...whatever that is.
This is exactly the behavior I have been observing of alphas, together with #5.
1. The only people with Roman numerals in their names that I know of were rednecks from the South.
^ That post is so gamma dude.
Mi Hijo, save your unprestigious whining for the next post in the series, What it Really Means to Be "Gamma", which I have to admit would be a totally Omega move.
What would be the delta on the posts? I'm too plebeian to know this.
The amount of Spanish you use really hints at your lack of actual prestige.
Roflmao. Very good stuff. You just got yourself into the top tier of the beta class dude.
When it comes to females, make sure you get right into the "friend zone," and then complain about it.
Mostly, just complain. And never maintain eye contact.
What if my name is Robin Thicke?
Betas are classic friend zoners, and people who are unhappy with things in their life but unwilling to change them. Makes me sick!!!
McGovern Capital Management LLC has a ring to it.
OP, your definition of Beta is just a cheapskate dickhead.
I always wanted to be a kappa
Also, Prestigious Pete = Swagon?
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