What would you name your MM Bank?

I'm at a small MM Bank right now. Rumor has it there might be a name change. We are a healthcare-focused bank deal size of $50M - $350M. It got me thinking. What would I name the bank if I had the choice? This is where I decided to take it to WSO.. Don't let me down here.   

You are the CEO of a MM bank. You want to change your name. What would your firm's name be???

EDIT: Put the those Ms in so I stop getting so much hate.

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Nov 25, 2020 - 9:53pm

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

 
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Nov 24, 2020 - 9:50pm

And have that crazy Karen who's connected to Jeffrey Epstein take you to court?

 
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Nov 25, 2020 - 12:02am

Dig Bick Capital Management

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Nov 28, 2020 - 12:19pm

The* Goldman Sachs

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

 
Nov 25, 2020 - 6:37am

West, Ed, Earls & Dunn Partners. Small MM healthcare bank, that is focused and stoked on medicinal cannabis.  

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.

 
Nov 25, 2020 - 3:30pm

Peirpoint Morgan

"In order to be a really good investor, you need to be a little bit of a philosopher as well." -Dan Loeb

 

 
Nov 26, 2020 - 5:33am

Always going to be either a founder name, some kind of natural formation like a rock or cliff preceded by some nondescript color, or something totally esoteric no one expected haha. Let us know what the name (or what arena it falls in) ends up being.

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Nov 29, 2020 - 4:31pm

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

 
Nov 30, 2020 - 1:35am

Chaddington, Chadwick, and Chadleton Partners (Nicknamed 3C)

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