Hats, bags, mugs? What is this, loserville?

My shop (better than yours) gave me more expensive merch (because I get paid more than you).

I got a snowboard with Lazard's logo and color scheme, a set of winter tires with their color scheme and logos, a treadmill with customized characters to run from to really immerse yourself (options are your MD, staffer, HR or compliance), a set of handcuffs with Lazard logos, 1/63rd of a football stadium and a girlfriend (they didn't explicitly give me one, so I assumed I could choose, so I went to Investor Relations, started chatting an absolute dime up and took her home, now we're dating).

 

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