When was last time you asked someone to dance?

I have spent my entire professional career working with all types of consultants. When I think about great consultants, several characteristics stand out. One is inclusiveness. I know what you are thinking. Here she goes talking about diversity. blah, blah, blah. I’m not just talking about the traditional, corporate definition of diversity that may come to mind.

 

It's called Banana Farming

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

I recently asked this woman to dance with me, during a party hosted by a wealthy buddy of mine. She hesitated at first, but once I flaunted my Patek Philippe, she flipped and decided to join me. The slow waltz was reminiscent of times of the past. But more importantly, it gave me the opportunity to grab the prized trophy in the room - that hot piece of ass.

Unfortunately, she got really excited and ended up drenching the dancefloor. So now I'm not allowed to dance at parties. Not that I really care, tbh.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

Moist af

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

I was at our chapter's mothers weekend the other day. Plenty of booze.

One of the pledges mom's was divorced and still pretty hot. I asked her to dance and we made out all night. FaF.

 

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GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."

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