When Was Your Last ...

How long ago was your last

handshake?

subway ride?

drink at a bar?

night out?

haircut?

As we descend more into the depths of this, realizing I can't remember the last time I did half these things

 

My country is on nation-wide lockdown since mid-March, so:

handshake = mid-March subway ride = ages since I took public transportation last time drink at a bar = my bar is on the corner and they deliver beer to my doors, if that counts lol, otherwise my last drink at a physical bar was at the beginning of March night out = beginning of March haircut = end of February

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