Where do you meet young single girls in NYC?

I recently started a banking job in NYC and don't know anyone in the city. Where do you meet single girls? Where have you had success picking up chicks? I don't want to waste time in random bars.

Comments (124)

May 16, 2010

Your problem is you care if they are single or not.

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May 16, 2010

Hahaha well said. Actually not a bad question though. Where have you fellahs had the best luck out of curiosity?

May 16, 2010

I've had the most success in bars in midtown after work, mostly on Wed and Thurs. Also in Starbucks.

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May 16, 2010

Define success. are you meeting dates, hooking up, whats the deal?

May 16, 2010

listen to LSO and go to 1Oak and buy bottles. (Kidding...honestly in my experience buying bottles doesn't get you laid. Instead it gets you tons of tablewhores who just drink a few $20s out of your bottle and leave)

EDIT: forgot to add...I haven't bought bottles in NYC more than a few times

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May 16, 2010

By success I mean getting numbers -> meet for drinks -> hook up

May 16, 2010

Why Wed and Thurs?

May 16, 2010
Hedge Monkey:

Why Wed and Thurs?

After-work places are packed, especially during the summer, and its much easier to talk to girls than a weekend night. Plus its mostly city chicks either out with co-workers or their girlfriends, they don't have their guard up as much. Hit up El Rio Grande on a Thursday evening during the summer, or any of the rooftop spots, and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Of course, getting out of the office even at 8-9pm on a Thursday is hard for I-Banking guys...so maybe you guys should take up some kind of class over the weekends where you can meet girls.

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May 16, 2010

What's all the hype in dropping $500 on bottle service when you aren't any more likely to get laid?

May 17, 2010

despite what most people on this forum might make you believe there are other reasons to spend money than to get laid...like high-end restaurants and other fun things that are expensive...alot of people get bottles with the idea that they will get laid; i was saying that you shouldn't do it for that reason and alot of people do it for reasons other than getting laid.

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May 17, 2010
breakinginnew:

despite what most people on this forum might make you believe there are other reasons to spend money than to get laid...like high-end restaurants and other fun things that are expensive...alot of people get bottles with the idea that they will get laid; i was saying that you shouldn't do it for that reason and alot of people do it for reasons other than getting laid.

that made no sense

May 24, 2010
breakinginnew:

despite what most people on this forum might make you believe there are other reasons to spend money than to get laid...like high-end restaurants and other fun things that are expensive...alot of people get bottles with the idea that they will get laid; i was saying that you shouldn't do it for that reason and alot of people do it for reasons other than getting laid.

You obviously putt from the rough.

May 20, 2010
midwestbanker5555:

What's all the hype in dropping $500 on bottle service when you aren't any more likely to get laid?

Because if you do she will be much hotter.

Not saying it's something you want to do every night, but it's nice to be big time once in a while :)

The astronaut line is a good one, I might try that. I've been going for Ukrainian pilot recently, hasn't been overly successful but great fun nonetheless.

May 16, 2010

how do you all know he wanna get laid ?

May 16, 2010

1) Everywhere in NYC you can pull tail
2) Do not buy bottles, you will get blue balls and an empty wallet
3) Just go out, drink some beers and be friendly and the rest will work out

PM me if you are looking for a dude to roll out with. My boy in NYC is a pure raptor.

May 17, 2010

Agreed with AnthonyD, though I will say that the whole "I work in finance" bit resonates differently in different parts of the city. That said, this city is chock full of attractive 18-24 year old women with confidence issues, (primarily from the intense competition), so like, go for the gold.

Maybe if you are still using your NY training wheels, scope out some of the bars in GVillage/East Village for that NYU tail (summer or otherwise).

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May 17, 2010

Def some good spots - avoid the typical meat markets, be confident and smile

lots of girls in this city, but put some effort and you can prob find what you're looking for - figure out what area suits your personality (murray hill vs. east village vs. etc.)

alternatively, if gaming/slaying chicks you meet in bars is not your thing (not for everyone), try volunteering or meeting through friends of freinds/house parties...friend of friends is automatic safe (read: less work involved)...volunteering - you can do some good and prob meet girls that you might have something in common with

everyone seems to flock to jtree/dorians/gatsbys/phebes when they move into the city - bars are pretty douchey/silly but you'll quickly realize there are far better places to meet better/more attractive girls

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May 21, 2010
weeds499:

Def some good spots - avoid the typical meat markets, be confident and smile

lots of girls in this city, but put some effort and you can prob find what you're looking for - figure out what area suits your personality (murray hill vs. east village vs. etc.)

alternatively, if gaming/slaying chicks you meet in bars is not your thing (not for everyone), try volunteering or meeting through friends of freinds/house parties...friend of friends is automatic safe (read: less work involved)...volunteering - you can do some good and prob meet girls that you might have something in common with

everyone seems to flock to jtree/dorians/gatsbys/phebes when they move into the city - bars are pretty douchey/silly but you'll quickly realize there are far better places to meet better/more attractive girls

lol at Joshua Tree, this isn't 2006.
i actually kind of like dorians
NYU area bars suck b/c they are full of NYU girls
If you want to pick up dumb slut college chicks on vacation go to brother jimmy's in murray hill
metro 53 can be fun too

May 18, 2010

It seems like the "I'm a banker" line doesn't work too well with girls in the village. Where would I find girls that would be impressed and want to go down on me when I tell them that?

May 19, 2010

^Good question. I'm sure many monkeys on here secretly want to know this as well.

May 19, 2010

Haha telling a woman you work in banking is terribly weak form...

May 20, 2010
pruf:

Haha telling a woman you work in banking is terribly weak form...

How can you be nonchalant about it?

May 20, 2010
midwestbanker5555:
pruf:

Haha telling a woman you work in banking is terribly weak form...

How can you be nonchalant about it?

Nah I meant going around saying "hey babe, what's your name? Wanna get with a banker?" wouldn't be a good bet. Cosign that astronaut idea...but I guess if you've had success with exchanging names, hometowns, occupations, and hobbies and generally being boring, then stick with it.

May 20, 2010

Dude, I told a couple girls I was an astronaut once and it worked.

Here is how you tell them you are a banker.

You wait until they ask what you do.

Wasn't that simple.

May 20, 2010

I told this girl I was an astronaut and then we ended up going out and I never fessed up. The wedding is in two months now and she still doesnt realize I am un-employed...

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May 20, 2010

if you have to ask this question, given that you're a first year IB analyst, i suggest match.com

May 20, 2010

I have an Omega Speedmaster which is NASA certified so it pretty much sealed the deal with the astronaut line. Honestly, just be funny and have fun and you will get plenty of girls. NYC is ridiculous. Shooting fish in a barrel. Find a very outgoing friend and go out with him. Whatever you do, do not roll with a shy crew.

May 20, 2010

what about the michael scott "i'm a bank teller" line (he was told to say he works in finance). i might try that.

May 20, 2010

Turtle Bay in midtown for friday happy hour.

May 20, 2010

Wall Street Oasis

May 20, 2010

Second AnthonyD's point - great city but you need to be outgoing - good buddies/wingmen are important

May 20, 2010

Walk up to a girl that's dancing and tell her "I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you all night"

May 20, 2010

If you have game you can pick up a girl anywhere. If you don't, like me, you rely on friends-of-friend to introduce you to people. Never fails.

May 21, 2010

JTree is still productive ...

May 21, 2010

Imagine hearing a guy drop the astronaut line to some girl next to you at a bar.. uhh are you anthondyD1982? awkwardd

May 22, 2010
Koho:

Imagine hearing a guy drop the astronaut line to some girl next to you at a bar.. uhh are you anthondyD1982? awkwardd

why would the girl know his WSO username lol wtf

May 24, 2010
pruf:
Koho:

Imagine hearing a guy drop the astronaut line to some girl next to you at a bar.. uhh are you anthondyD1982? awkwardd

why would the girl know his WSO username lol wtf

She wouldn't. Someone on here would overhear it... got it now?

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May 22, 2010

Jtree is where I dropped the astro line. True story, this really cute girl was obviously making moves on me and I started talked to her. She was a jr producer at Fox News. Pretty cool I thought. Then I saw that she was missing an index finger. Totally freaked me out. Made me hesitate and she eventually walked away. Kinda sad, I have never dated someone missing a finger . . .

May 23, 2010

I'm gonna have to steal that Astronaut line, Im kinda tired of telling chicks I masturbate race horses.

Whatever you do, do not roll with a shy crew. <---- GOLDEN RULE
some of my friends are shy as hell (back office/mid office material) and those nights tend to not be so great, but when I go out with my 'slayer' friends, those nights tend to be pretty awesome, girls always give me #s (delete em after since i have a gf) weak i know... single life in NYC is AWESOME.

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May 23, 2010

Even if a grl asks, saying I work in finance = lame IMO, since that's all they fuckin hear in NY.

Tell them ur a doorman at a condo complex, baggage handler for SouthWest, plumber, pet groomer, janitor at a peep show... Etc... It opens the convo up to a lot more humor. Instead of the same boring stale BS.

May 23, 2010

This thread is overflowing with stereo-types and excessive egos.

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May 23, 2010

Even if a grl asks, saying I work in finance = lame IMO, since that's all they fuckin hear in NY.

Tell them ur a doorman at a condo complex, baggage handler for SouthWest, plumber, pet groomer, janitor at a peep show... Etc... It opens the convo up to a lot more humor. Instead of the same boring stale BS.

May 23, 2010

some pick up lines

  1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.
  5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
May 23, 2010

When you go out, girls in New York don't give 2 shits about where you work. Even if they care about money, if you're an analyst at a BB in NYC, you're at the bottom of the totem poll.

Avoid rolling with goons, be confident, and avoid bull shitting. Women in NYC have bull shit radars midwestern sorostitutes tend to lack. When I first went to the city I would lie about my age because I thought I wouldn't stand a chance if they knew I was 19-20. I came to find it was actually an advantage being the youngest guy in the bar sometimes (especially with cougars).

May 23, 2010

I like to pretend I have a different job than I really have. I haven't tried astronaut, but I have done airline pilot, diplomat, UN translator, porn star, a 'voice-over' artist specializing in commercials, the lead singer of the 'inde' rock band 'My Friend's Little Sister,' a Green Peace activist, a venture capitalist currently operating a maple syrup conglomerate in Vermont, an MFA candidate in photography specializing in black-and-white nudes (this one worked out exceedingly well), a lobbyist, an FBI agent (this didn't work out), a US Marshall (neither did this), a writer for The Colbert Report, a Peace Corps worker, a recently minted MD working in pediatric oncology, a field medic for the US Marine Corps, an officer in the US Navy recently back from deployment, an ad executive working in the sports entertainment industry, the executive assistant to Richard Branson, a lawyer within the NYC DA's office, and the greatest success, a product manager for L'Oreal (the backstory allows me to go to all of the fashion shows in NYC/London/Paris/Milan).

If you know a little bit about a lot of fields, you can get away with murder, because most people don't know much about anything. The key is finding out what they do before revealing your profession. Simply pick something outside of their area of expertise, and you're fine. You don't want to go into a conversation at an informational disadvantage, so do a little bit of homework, and roll the dice. At the very least, you'll have a great time BS-ing some moronic bitch.

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May 23, 2010
brotherbear:

I like to pretend I have a different job than I really have. I haven't tried astronaut, but I have done airline pilot, diplomat, UN translator, porn star, a 'voice-over' artist specializing in commercials, the lead singer of the 'inde' rock band 'My Friend's Little Sister,' a Green Peace activist, a venture capitalist currently operating a maple syrup conglomerate in Vermont, an MFA candidate in photography specializing in black-and-white nudes (this one worked out exceedingly well), a lobbyist, an FBI agent (this didn't work out), a US Marshall (neither did this), a writer for The Colbert Report, a Peace Corps worker, a recently minted MD working in pediatric oncology, a field medic for the US Marine Corps, an officer in the US Navy recently back from deployment, an ad executive working in the sports entertainment industry, the executive assistant to Richard Branson, a lawyer within the NYC DA's office, and the greatest success, a product manager for L'Oreal (the backstory allows me to go to all of the fashion shows in NYC/London/Paris/Milan).

If you know a little bit about a lot of fields, you can get away with murder, because most people don't know much about anything. The key is finding out what they do before revealing your profession. Simply pick something outside of their area of expertise, and you're fine. You don't want to go into a conversation at an informational disadvantage, so do a little bit of homework, and roll the dice. At the very least, you'll have a great time BS-ing some moronic bitch.

That's some funny shit right there LOL!

May 23, 2010
brotherbear:

I like to pretend I have a different job than I really have. I haven't tried astronaut, but I have done airline pilot, diplomat, UN translator, porn star, a 'voice-over' artist specializing in commercials, the lead singer of the 'inde' rock band 'My Friend's Little Sister,' a Green Peace activist, a venture capitalist currently operating a maple syrup conglomerate in Vermont, an MFA candidate in photography specializing in black-and-white nudes (this one worked out exceedingly well), a lobbyist, an FBI agent (this didn't work out), a US Marshall (neither did this), a writer for The Colbert Report, a Peace Corps worker, a recently minted MD working in pediatric oncology, a field medic for the US Marine Corps, an officer in the US Navy recently back from deployment, an ad executive working in the sports entertainment industry, the executive assistant to Richard Branson, a lawyer within the NYC DA's office, and the greatest success, a product manager for L'Oreal (the backstory allows me to go to all of the fashion shows in NYC/London/Paris/Milan).

If you know a little bit about a lot of fields, you can get away with murder, because most people don't know much about anything. The key is finding out what they do before revealing your profession. Simply pick something outside of their area of expertise, and you're fine. You don't want to go into a conversation at an informational disadvantage, so do a little bit of homework, and roll the dice. At the very least, you'll have a great time BS-ing some moronic bitch.

Photographer always always works. Or better yet, former middle school teacher now pursuing photography full time. Bam.

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May 23, 2010

The real question should be not "where do you meet young single girls in NYC", but "what do you put in their drinks to take them home?"

I used to use rohypnol when I was flush with cash before Sep 2008, but after the crash I've started using over the counter zyrtec. I guess you could say that zyrtec is to rohypnol as steve winwood is to phil collins: cheaper and less effective but if you use enough, ultimately just as satisfying.

-Lehman CDO structurer

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May 23, 2010
Affirmative_Action_Walrus:

The real question should be not "where do you meet young single girls in NYC", but "what do you put in their drinks to take them home?"

I used to use rohypnol when I was flush with cash before Sep 2008, but after the crash I've started using over the counter zyrtec. I guess you could say that zyrtec is to rohypnol as steve winwood is to phil collins: cheaper and less effective but if you use enough, ultimately just as satisfying.

-Lehman CDO structurer

Best reply of the thread.

  • Anonymous Monkey
  •  May 28, 2016

What I have realized from reading all these responses, none of you men respect women at all and do not deserve to have sex with them. Disgusting. Makes me wonder who raised you people? All of you will most likely end up on Craigslist or a sugar daddy site. This is where all the finance guys go because they have no social life and every girl knows it. Pathetic.

  • A New York twenty something
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May 24, 2010

nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

May 24, 2010
breakinginnew:

nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

Hahahaha, you're my new favorite person.

Sadly, I'm technically a college sophomore, too. Never thought I'd be saying that at 23...

May 24, 2010
breakinginnew:

nope just have a gf...but thank you college sophomore #5...you're fucking cool.

sounds like your girlfriend has a girlfriend too

May 24, 2010

Hoboken.

Seriously, there are more girls looking to extend college with daddy issues looking to get slammed on cheap beer there than I have ever seen in NYC.

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May 24, 2010

this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

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May 24, 2010
kalice123:

this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

stop being a bitch

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May 25, 2010
kalice123:

this thread makes me want to turn lesbian. you men are pathetic.

Please do. One less pretentious bitch who can't take a joke.

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May 24, 2010

Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

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May 24, 2010
Marcus_Halberstram:

Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

Ahhhhh HAHA.. I wait for your posts in almost every thread. Classic

You should write a book.. not sure on what, but I would read it

May 24, 2010
Marcus_Halberstram:

Sure Hoboken chicks are ridiculously easy... but the real issue is they're such soulless whores that they're completely desensitized to degradation. It really takes a lot of work to make them take that deep shameful post-coital introspective stare into the abyss that makes them hate themselves to the point of tears (which is when I truly climax).

And lets face it, that type of effort and creativity is wasted on a girl you're only going to see once. Its like spending all day beating the shit out of an aerosol can with a hammer and leaving right before it explodes.

It's as if you reached deep into my soul and spoke with my own voice on that one...

May 24, 2010

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

May 24, 2010
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

May 24, 2010
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

May 25, 2010
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

May 25, 2010
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

Look, dipshit, a thread asking "where to meet girls" deserves ridicule.

People on this forum act as though working in banking makes them some sort of God and that women are going to fall over themselves / go into gold-digger mode as soon as they learn this fact.

May 25, 2010
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:
cphbravo96:
Sickofassociate:

This thread is so fucking pathetic.

"How do I talk to girls?"

Give me a fucking break.

::signs off to fuck the OP's girlfriend::

Hate to be a hater hear, but the clear objective of the OPs post was to find WHERE to talk/meet girls, not HOW to talk to them.

And I doubt you are doing anything at this point in time because the OP probably doesn't have a gf.

Regards

Tell your sister I said "thanks for last night."

I know you are but what am I?

...figured I would bring it on down to your level so you would feel included in the adult's conversation. Now go put your pjs on, brush your teeth and get to bed.

Regards

Look, dipshit, a thread asking "where to meet girls" deserves ridicule.

People on this forum act as though working in banking makes them some sort of God and that women are going to fall over themselves / go into gold-digger mode as soon as they learn this fact.

Get back to work pussy. You're probably sick of your associate because he/she keeps catching you posting shit on WSO. Take a lap sport.

May 24, 2010

An exceptional post by a highly intelligent brain, revealing a heart of darkness.

May 24, 2010

Great thread. Got a few laughs from it.

For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

May 25, 2010
cl0wn:

For the OP: if you like electronic music check out Cielo or Love. They're not as big as the larger places and give that exclusive vibe. I always see a bunch of great looking chicks at them and the drink prices are normal. Most of the people there are just there to have a good time and don't give two shits about what you do.

Drop me a message if you want to check out either.

Mostly agree, though Love is trying to turn into a bottle service kind of place rolls eyes (few friends of mine do events and/or spin there occasionally). Another solid (smaller) electronic music spot would be Sullivan Room - bonus there is, like Love, if you want to go for the NYU crowd, it's in the village.

May 25, 2010

I have reconsidered my position, and now have what I feel is a much better place for a young man like yourself to go:
Rick's Cabaret- you will find the most honest women in the city here.

May 25, 2010

Is it just me, or does it seem like there are a ton of DealBreaker ass hats trolling this thread? Go back to bitching at Bess faggots.

May 25, 2010

Im pretty sure the consensus is that you're the dipshit. First you tried getting at this kid because he was asking how to talk to girls... then you got put in your place. So now your trying to get at him because he asked where's a good NY spot to meet girls... which somehow implied he thinks he's going to show up and panties will stop dropping as soon as he steps foot inside.

Not sure what the fuck you're talking about... but you seem pretty angry and very eager to bash this kid for no apparent reason. Which would probably lead me to believe that you're quite challenged with the ladies and try to make yourself feel better by asserting your superiority on some out of town summer analyst trying to get some pointers on the best place to Roethlisberger a jappy NYC chick in a bathroom stall.

May 25, 2010

My impression of the posters in this thread:

"It's not fair! Don't make fun of him! It's not nice! You might hurt his feelings over an anonymous internet forum!"

Please...

May 25, 2010
May 25, 2010

Sickofassociate = http://jarsquatter.com/
Resist the urge to X it out. NSFW.

May 25, 2010
Marcus_Halberstram:

Sickofassociate = http://jarsquatter.com/
Resist the urge to X it out. NSFW.

hey!

that's the same video we play on the flat-screen tv at pre-bars at our apartment!

May 25, 2010

Oh my fucking god completely fucking uncalled for what the fuck.

May 25, 2010
mas1987:

Oh my fucking god completely fucking uncalled for what the fuck.

0:22 is the best part... did you make it that far?

May 25, 2010

I don't know, I made it til he was about halfway down the glass

May 25, 2010

Fuck. I cant believe I fucking went back to see what happened at 22. Fuck.My.Life.

  • BeenPrepping
  •  May 13, 2012

bump

May 13, 2012

ITT: a bunch of analysts (probably Indian) who've yet to get laid in New York (or anywhere else for that matter)

May 14, 2012

lmao at all the social retards on WSO.

And Halberstram, your first post was absolutely hilarious. Hoboken chicks...just a different breed

Feb 3, 2013

go to any of the clubs listed on this website, they are teaming with ladies - http://www.socialyeti.com

Apr 3, 2015

I don't even live in NYC but I'm bumping this because it's hilarious.

Apr 4, 2015

I heard that if you go to any bar and immediately tell everyone in the near vicinity that you're a banker on a crossfit program and tip your fedora to all the ladies, this increases your likeliness of getting a young hunnie into a guarantee.

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Dec 14, 2015

By success I mean getting numbers -> meet for drinks -> hook up.

Dec 14, 2015

Do you want me to start ranting because I can start ranting.

Dec 14, 2015

Serious question.

Why would you NOT want to go to "random bars"? If what you want is women who are DTF, that's the equivalent of a fisherman who decides that he doesn't want to go to where the fish are feeding.

Dec 14, 2015

Because sadly The WSO virgin army fishermen don't have bait, hooks, reels, rod, or a boat.

Dec 15, 2015

I am afraid that you are going to be very disappointed if you think being a banker and having a fat bonus will get you chicks. I mostly tell them I that I just arrived in NYC for a new contract. They will follow up with what type of contract and I explain to them how I restructure gargoyles for a living. Girls don't care about money as much as they think they do, as long as you can afford rent, to dress properly and occasional wine and dine you should be fine. I am 23 and I go out to the following bars when I want to get laid:

In LES/Village: Bbar, Pianos, The DL, Phebes and 13th Step (For drunk college girls, easy to slay)
MeatPacking: Tippler, Brass Monkeys, LeBain
MidTown: Turtle Bay (1$ beers on wednesday you can slay all the interns you want)

Cheers,

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Jun 1, 2016
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p>I am afraid that you are going to be very disappointed if you think being a banker and having a fat bonus will get you chicks. I mostly tell them I that I just arrived in NYC for a new contract. They will follow up with what type of contract and I explain to them how I restructure gargoyles for a living. Girls don't care about money as much as they think they do, as long as you can afford rent, to dress properly and occasional wine and dine you should be fine. I am 23

Because you are dating sub-23-year-olds (presumably). In just 2-3 years, you will be able to observe first-hand the natural wonder of the metamorphic process as the same girls emerge from their No Fun-loving cocoons as "but Ashley's boyfriend took her to Nobu!!!"-screaming she-beasts.

Jun 1, 2016

idk man like everywhere? Not that difficult to just walk up to a chick if you like her look that much

Jun 1, 2016

Mean Fiddler

Jun 2, 2016

You can have my scraps kiddo. I'm batting them away with a tire iron these days.

Jun 2, 2016

Just prowl at a busy bar. Walk up to women who are waiting to get the bartenders attention by themselves. Order before them, don't get them a drink and tell them, "that was easy".

Been laid doing that move a handful of times, but then again, I'm tall and handsome.

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World-Domination:

Just prowl at a busy bar. Walk up to women who are waiting to get the bartenders attention by themselves. Order before them, don't get them a drink and tell them, "that was easy".

Been laid doing that move a handful of times, but then again, I'm tall and handsome.

Never Happened.

Jun 3, 2016

Post up at Le Bain this summer with a bottle of rose.

Jun 3, 2016

why is "single" a relevant qualifier here? also, in NYC you can "meet" girls anywhere. You meet them in the subway or Starbucks or lunch spot or walking down the sidewalk ... everywhere ... so the more relevant goal should be to fuck them.

My best week in NYC was 13 different girls (2 of them were sisters and 2 were mom and daughter - yes at the same time on both counts). it was my only week off in 20 months so I went on a serious bender. mom and daughter team gave me the clap - those bitches. but to be fair in my circle of friends those were considered average numbers although the mom/daughter encounter is definitely not one you see everyday.

NYC is the one place on the planet where if in good health, good financial standing and with a working cock you can fuck your way through unimaginable numbers of women (or men if that floats your boat - or also men if you are a woman, though hopefully without a cock).

it's a numbers game so besides going out get yourself a tinder and swipe yes on anything above a 7 (which is quite a lot in NYC) unless you are nothing much to look at in which case swipe yes on anything that has a vagina, two legs and can stand upright under their own power.

good hunting.

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Jun 3, 2016
the_gekko:

why is "single" a relevant qualifier here? also, in NYC you can "meet" girls anywhere. You meet them in the subway or Starbucks or lunch spot or walking down the sidewalk ... everywhere ... so the more relevant goal should be to fuck them.

My best week in NYC was 13 different girls (2 of them were sisters and 2 were mom and daughter - yes at the same time on both counts). it was my only week off in 20 months so I went on a serious bender. mom and daughter team gave me the clap - those bitches. but to be fair in my circle of friends those were considered average numbers although the mom/daughter encounter is definitely not one you see everyday.

NYC is the one place on the planet where if in good health, good financial standing and with a working cock you can fuck your way through unimaginable numbers of women (or men if that floats your boat - or also men if you are a woman, though hopefully without a cock).

it's a numbers game so besides going out get yourself a tinder and swipe yes on anything above a 7 (which is quite a lot in NYC) unless you are nothing much to look at in which case swipe yes on anything that has a vagina, two legs and can stand upright under their own power.

good hunting.

Never Happened.

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Jun 3, 2016

if you don't think @world-domination or my story are plausible then i really feel bad for your life. Stop being a negative troll and go live your life and stop being jealous of those who dont mind sharing their experiences.

Jun 3, 2016

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Jul 14, 2016

Agreed

Jun 9, 2016

bump

Jun 10, 2016

Tinder. Its that easy.

Aug 17, 2016

It's 2016, get with the times and HFT (high frequency tinder).

Tinder plus. It's like 30 bucks for 6 months. Which I think is reasonable given that's half the price of my monthly Netflix subscription and I use tinder way more. Simply set your search at a 3 mile radius and button mash the "like" button. There's no way you can decide to "like" or "dislike" every girl in NYC so this way you should be able to get through about 600-800 girls in about 20-30 minutes. If you match and they suck, simply unmatch.

I would also suggest setting your location to somewhere around midtown. That way you get all the ho ho hoes from Hoboken, all the upper class hipster girls on the east side of Brooklyn, thirsties around midtown, and of course all the basic bitches from NYU that have their wonderful trophy Mother's hot genes.

Now you have the largest menu of women in NYC relative to anyone else (given your pics and bio are decent).

Ladies, if you're hot I would suggest against this technique. You'll have too many matches than you'll know what to do with.

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Sep 5, 2016

i am Indian

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Sep 5, 2016

As always, don't catch a STD.

Sep 5, 2016

Olive Garden-Times Square

Sep 5, 2016

Classy women? Really?? To each his own...Try going to things like art galleries or museums or something like that. In general, go to more upscale things or events/locations where people have to dress up or champagne is being served. Specifically what events, I don't know.

Also, I don't believe in this whole "classy women" thing. Most women, if they are wearing a cocktail dress, and are drinking champagne at an art gallery will seem to be a lot classier than their counterpart at the bar even if the art girl is actually a grade A whore.

BossMode

Sep 5, 2016

Scores

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fhurricane:

Scores

+1

Sep 5, 2016

no girls are classy, they are all whores. some just hide it better than others.

Sep 5, 2016

fordham road

Sep 5, 2016

There aren't that many gorgeous women in NYC. Go to the south, texas, or the west coast, especially if you like hot blondes with great bodies. NYC is known for having ugly and materialistic women.

Sep 5, 2016

Sorry, they are all in my bedroom

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