For sex, bars. For relationships, walk down the street and pick one.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
JrMistMaker:

Applebee's

You mean Club* Applebee's.

I'm interested to know what kind of time consuming research you have conducted. This is a pretty pointless question because as stupid as it sounds, they're all around. Too many guys get caught up on just meeting girls on the weekends, they miss the girl at Starbucks, or in the school library, or walking down the street.

 

Google for arrogant/obnoxious/superficial/unfriendly clubs, those usually are the most fun and have the hottest girls. Reviewers (usually butthurt beta guys) like to describe them as arrogant/superficial - not because they actually are, but - because that way they can reframe their lack of success in meeting girls in said clubs. If a club's online reviews are full with positive adjectives, then that's bad news (looser beta guys had success in there, meaning low quality girls).

 

In all seriousness, Match.com if you're in a new city. Its pretty easy especially if you have a demanding work schedule.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Not sure why you got shat on, definitely depends on the city though

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Yep! In fact, exercise, primarily cardio-based exercises, has been shown to increase dopamine in the brain. Dopamine is the same neurotransmitter released during sexual activity, and has been shown to increase perceived attractiveness of one's partner. So when you go to the gym, not only does dopamine make the women there look more attractive, it makes you look more attractive to the ladies. And you get in shape at the same time. Win-win!

 

College Campuses, whip out the Amex ( anything but green) , and they should be ready to ride.

-- Your welcome :)

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

Here's a few that come to mind:

To hook up with (1) The beach at a spring break destination (2) A major city in mainland China (3) A bar in Chicago or St. Louis (4) Apres ski cocktails in a casual ski town (5) miami/vegas

To date / fall in love with (1) A friend's wedding (2) a top business school or law school (3) a 10 year high school reunion if you went to a baller prep school (4) through your little sister/brother, who knew them in college (5) Apres ski cocktails in fancier/family ski town (6) miany, many places in NYC

 

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