Which part of the U.S. has the manliest men?

Folks, since I'm recovered from an infatuation incident happened a little earlier, I'm now reflecting on all the men I infatuated in my life in the U.S, including celeb crushes. I noticed some very interesting fact. First, I realized regardless of their age, occupation or pedigree, they are all predominantly manly. think that's the number one trait I look in a man. Then, guess what, all of them are from east coast. I've lived across the U.S, btw. I'm wondering if this says something about the demographics of U.S.

Does east coast produce many more manly men than other states?

Comments (33)

Jan 13, 2014

I don't even

Jan 13, 2014

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Jan 13, 2014

Shitshow in 3....2....1.......

Jan 13, 2014

It's not that the East Coast specifically produces some of the manlier men - because there are some very manly lumberack-esque guys in the Midwest, and manly cowboy types in the Southwest - but that the West Coast seems to be a breeding ground for some of the unmanliest human beings on the planet.

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Jan 13, 2014
prospie:

It's not that the East Coast specifically produces some of the manlier men - because there are some very manly lumberack-esque guys in the Midwest, and manly cowboy types in the Southwest - but that the West Coast seems to be a breeding ground for some of the unmanliest human beings on the planet.

exactly, bro. You said what I wanted to say but hesitated to put here. So true about the west coast. that's why I had to leave LA for the good of my partner searching. It's true about Midwest too. I did find a ton of great men in Chicago area, however, I found them close-minded somehow.

Jan 13, 2014

San Francisco

Jan 13, 2014
brandon st randy:

San Francisco

never been there but I know how it's like. just giving one example:
I met a guy at a pretentious lounge somewhere else, That guy is the head of some kick ass tech company, entertaining a bunch of foreign clients. After a couple drinks, he showed me his underwear that had big a LUST sign on it then told me how he liked a big fat **** in his ass.

true story. I think that sums up pretty much of a lot men in that city.

Jan 14, 2014

You must have really loved that.

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Jan 13, 2014

Was one of your celeb crushes Will Ferrell dressed as a lumberjack in Step Brothers? "I have traveled 500 miles to give you my seed."

Jan 13, 2014

What the hell is going on

Jan 13, 2014

My suggestions would be:

Wyoming: Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

Alaska: Cause dealing with moose, black/grizzly bears, and wolves can be a common occurrence. Plus it get [email protected]#king cold. You know it's tough when even Liam Neeson can't make it out alive.

Texas: Partially because of all the rural cattleranchers/farmers, partially because of their cultural stereotypes.

North Dakota: It negative 20 and you've been working the oil rig for the last 18 hours. You better be [email protected]#king many.

Basically, anyone who lives in the West (sans the West Coast). That's just my personal opinion. I suppose on how you define "manly".

Jan 13, 2014
crackjack:

My suggestions would be:

Wyoming: Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

Alaska: Cause dealing with moose, black/grizzly bears, and wolves can be a common occurrence. Plus it get [email protected]#king cold. You know it's tough when even Liam Neeson can't make it out alive.

Texas: Partially because of all the rural cattleranchers/farmers, partially because of their cultural stereotypes.

North Dakota: It negative 20 and you've been working the oil rig for the last 18 hours. You better be [email protected]#king many.

Basically, anyone who lives in the West (sans the West Coast). That's just my personal opinion. I suppose on how you define "manly".

Thanks for the great suggestions. I've seen Alaska mentioned not only once as some manly state somewhere. I forgot to say, I found myself only attracted to the manly types who are yuppies. Guess that will eliminate the ones on your list. but nice post, anyways.

Jan 13, 2014

west hollywood

"I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's." William Blake

Jan 13, 2014

Are you are a girl or a guy?

Jan 13, 2014

Another great troll thread from this guy

Jan 14, 2014

Manly yuppies, that's something of a contradiction of terms, doncha you think? It's kind of like looking for a bleeding heart Marine DI, or as Robin Williams said "a Volvo with a gun rack". If you go to San Fran, use this moving service: www.beefcakemovers.com/

How's that for troll food?

Jan 14, 2014

Congratulations on your speedy recovery!

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Jan 14, 2014
Anihilist:

Congratulations on your speedy recovery!

Thanks bro! I know I may sound a lil off the base earlier, I'm sane now. Only true love can cause an emotional roller coaster like that.

Jan 14, 2014

Unlike all you limp-wristed pansies, I'm a real man...I poop standing up.

Jan 14, 2014

Is there anything manlier than this beard?

Jan 14, 2014

Also, I'd like to add a little input here. Manly =/ (not equal to) BSD.

The manly men I enjoyed are all very low key and down to earth.

Who agrees that I have great taste?

Jan 14, 2014

You think that manly men taste great. Cool dude. I'm happy you worked that out.

Jan 15, 2014

What are your thoughts on the Duck Dynasty men? Do you want to be tickled by their beards?

Jan 16, 2014
LHDan:

What are your thoughts on the Duck Dynasty men? Do you want to be tickled by their beards?

ROFL!

Jan 15, 2014

Manly yuppies? W T F!?
I'm thinking you don't know what a manly man is.

No, I won't show you.

Jan 15, 2014

Good to see you happy. The board will appreciate if you post one or two finance related threads once in a while. Enjoy.

Jan 15, 2014

haha, thanks! Too bad I'm in no good position to post any quality finance stuff here, given how many top guns we have on this site

Jan 16, 2014

I guess the NE does have the manliest gay guys. Not that pencil jeans and a beanie would qualify manly in most peoples view.

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Jan 16, 2014

Don

Jan 16, 2014

Only steers and queers...

Jan 20, 2014
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Jan 20, 2014