Who else is shorting Morgan Stanley?

3 reasons why Morgan Stanley is headed to zero

  1. Their CEO, James Gorman looks like a fucking muppet. He isn't even bald!
  2. In 2008, the last time they were going bankrupt, Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group invested $9 billion dollars in MS. That's ridiculous; I thought they needed that money to produce crappy Japanese cars!
  3. Morgan Stanley's NYSE stock ticker is literally short for "Monkey Shit." That's just embarrassing!

If that's not enough for you, check out this graph of Morgan Stanley stock. It is headed to zero, folks! Short sell it while you can...

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Comments (48)

Oct 18, 2017

You seem to have accidentally taken the stock from WoLagu SfgulGA. Common mistake around here, Lloyd. Have your analysts take another look. Thx

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Oct 18, 2017

"He isn't even bald!" +1

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Nov 29, 2017

LMAO

Oct 18, 2017

The annualized return on common equity was 9.6% for 3Q17 according to their last release.

Your extensive due diligence checks out...

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Oct 18, 2017

Now that Dr. Doom Marc Faber is out at CNBC - you should be getting a call for a commentary spot ha

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Dec 29, 2017

CNBC is way too gay; everybody who's anybody watches FOX BUSINESS!

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Nov 30, 2017

Hey man, which business news network should receive FAKE NEWS TROPHY from President Trump?

Oct 18, 2017

I hope you're right, because I'm betting my 401(k) on your research OP

-"Our comforting conviction that the world makes sense rests on a secure foundation: our almost unlimited ability to ignore our ignorance."

Dec 29, 2017

Retirement is hella overrated anyways...

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Oct 19, 2017

Fuck you, you bald Jew from Brooklyn. You hogged the CEO spot long enough, and now my boy Gary had to jump ship when his year end reviews weren't great and was told he wouldn't be getting a promotion any time soon. Last time I checked, Gary now works for a beautiful tan man with incredible blonde hair and golden locks. You know how demoralizing that is for good ole Cohn? The guy has a fucking degree from American Kogod School of Business. I heard his boss makes fun of him all the time for not having a degree from the Wharton School of FINANCE. I think retirement is not overrated and you should give it a chance, so good ole Gary doesn't drink bathroom bleach next time he's taking a shit.

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Oct 18, 2017

Scuzzi, but are we not supposed to Buy and enjoy the music?

Oct 18, 2017

@Lloyd BIankfein Hey Mr. Blankfein! I'm currently a student at a non-target and have a 4.0/4.0 GPA. Is there any chance I can intern for your company next Summer? I know I'm not H1B and don't have a sob story but I feel I am more than qualified. Thanks!!

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Oct 18, 2017

Only if your name is Robert Du Val

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Oct 18, 2017

Sorry, no Whites Allowed.

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Oct 18, 2017

+1 for zerohedge.

Short THE WORLD AND YOUR MOTHER

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Oct 18, 2017
Joobacca:

+1 for zerohedge.

Short THE WORLD AND YOUR MOTHER

I think Zerohedge is a Russian Intelligence operation like Wikileaks or RT.

Oct 18, 2017

How much did the KGB pay you to troll this board - to the idiot who gave me the MS.

@WallStreetOasis.com @AndyLouis What is WSO doing to prevent Russian troll factories from infiltrating WSO?

Dec 29, 2017

Net, eto na sto procentov vseh amerikancev!

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Oct 30, 2017

Ti ot kudo, patsan?

Oct 31, 2017

sgovor s Rossiey?

Oct 18, 2017

BYDLO

Oct 18, 2017

+1 for this chart. Seriously, you should work for BB Terminal

@DickFuld we could seriously use your expertise here

Oct 18, 2017

If I was better with computers, I would share my analysis that GS is headed to zero.

Dec 29, 2017

Your moms headed to zero! Goldman Sachs is the ruler of the fucking universe!

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Oct 18, 2017
Lloyd BIankfein:

Your moms headed to zero! Goldman Sachs is the ruler of the fucking universe!

My Mom's been dead for a long time. I guess you would know that since you've been banging her for such a long time, you sick fuck.

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Dec 29, 2017

Pretty sure necrophilia is Jamie Dimon's thing...

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Oct 18, 2017
Lloyd BIankfein:

Pretty sure necrophilia is Jamie Dimon's thing...

Lloyd, it's been a long line of Goldman CEO dead Mom fuckers. Paulson, Corzine, the guy there now....can't remember his name, but he's that little bald dweeb with the tiny cock. Good ol' what's his face.

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Oct 27, 2017

Can confirm!

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Oct 18, 2017

I do not need any analysis as proof to follow you on this one, Mr. Fuld.

You will notice the market orders flowing in today... The Bombay Sapphire is on you though.

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Oct 18, 2017

I've been shorting MS since October 2008. Let's just say my constant doubling down will pay off eventually.

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Dec 29, 2017

Exactly! You're the kind of brilliant investor that we need over at Goldman Sachs!

On a timeline long enough, the survival rate for MS drops to NEGATIVE ZERO!

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Oct 18, 2017

Sign me up! Now, I'll have a chance to really make my money back shorting with much larger amounts!!!!

Oct 19, 2017

lol almost as crazy as shorting Herbalife!!!

"We listen, if it feels good we shake."
"This town is nuts, my kind of place."
-WSMFP

Oct 31, 2017

Herbalife? more like get a life!

Oct 22, 2017

Their scamming is genial

The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket

Dec 29, 2017

Your mom is pretty genial...

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Oct 25, 2017

How will this affect their PRESTIGE?

"Work ethic, work ethic" - Vince Vaughn
Oct 27, 2017

Wouldn't surprise me if someone uses the OP to impress an interviewer.

Oct 27, 2017

I needed this, thanks Lloyd

Oct 27, 2017

Loyd please transfer me to the special situations group. HR has stopped responding to my emails after I incorrectly argued that they got my paycheck wrong

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Oct 30, 2017

Why Macys is dropping at the holiday season?

Morgan Stanley's China market(HongKong office business) is growing. I don't really think it will drop to zero. Disagreed.

English man in WSO, fresh off the boat.

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Dec 29, 2017

China is a tiny economy based almost entirely off the rice and dog meat industries. China's economic growth means nothing - it is literally Japan in the 1980s.

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Oct 30, 2017

[China is a tiny economy based almost entirely off the rice and dog meat industries.] ----> I could believe you in 1980s, but certainly not now, in the 21st century?!? You kidding me!

If you referring Japan, I would just direct point to the prosperous of United States.

English man in WSO, fresh off the boat.

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Oct 30, 2017

Considering how many China investor invest in United States? Very simple example, The New Jersey Transit built by Chinese Investors...

Maybe your mindset too narrow... You did not see the whole page of the economy of China nowadays. Look at this year travel industry, 90% is from China.

I stand by Morgan Stanley.

English man in WSO, fresh off the boat.

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Nov 8, 2017

I beat China all the time!

Nov 30, 2017
Dec 30, 2017
Jan 15, 2018

JC, john cena, jesus christ, etc.