Who else is shorting Morgan Stanley?

3 reasons why Morgan Stanley is headed to zero

  1. Their CEO, James Gorman looks like a fucking muppet. He isn't even bald!

  2. In 2008, the last time they were going bankrupt, Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group invested $9 billion dollars in MS. That's ridiculous; I thought they needed that money to produce crappy Japanese cars!

  3. Morgan Stanley's NYSE stock ticker is literally short for "Monkey Shit." That's just embarrassing!

If that's not enough for you, check out this graph of Morgan Stanley stock. It is headed to zero, folks! Short sell it while you can...

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I hope you're right, because I'm betting my 401(k) on your research OP

-"Our comforting conviction that the world makes sense rests on a secure foundation: our almost unlimited ability to ignore our ignorance."
 

Fuck you, you bald Jew from Brooklyn. You hogged the CEO spot long enough, and now my boy Gary had to jump ship when his year end reviews weren't great and was told he wouldn't be getting a promotion any time soon. Last time I checked, Gary now works for a beautiful tan man with incredible blonde hair and golden locks. You know how demoralizing that is for good ole Cohn? The guy has a fucking degree from American Kogod School of Business. I heard his boss makes fun of him all the time for not having a degree from the Wharton School of FINANCE. I think retirement is not overrated and you should give it a chance, so good ole Gary doesn't drink bathroom bleach next time he's taking a shit.

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
 

@Lloyd BIankfein" Hey Mr. Blankfein! I'm currently a student at a non-target and have a 4.0/4.0 GPA. Is there any chance I can intern for your company next Summer? I know I'm not H1B and don't have a sob story but I feel I am more than qualified. Thanks!!

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Loyd please transfer me to the special situations group. HR has stopped responding to my emails after I incorrectly argued that they got my paycheck wrong

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[China is a tiny economy based almost entirely off the rice and dog meat industries.] ----> I could believe you in 1980s, but certainly not now, in the 21st century?!? You kidding me!

If you referring Japan, I would just direct point to the prosperous of United States.

English man in WSO, fresh off the boat.
 

Considering how many China investor invest in United States? Very simple example, The New Jersey Transit built by Chinese Investors...

Maybe your mindset too narrow... You did not see the whole page of the economy of China nowadays. Look at this year travel industry, 90% is from China.

I stand by Morgan Stanley.

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