WallStreetOasis.com:
When I asked for more bananaflation, I did not mean bribery...if someone suddenly jumps to the top of the SB leaderboard, we have an easy way to remove them (there has already been plenty of collusion and manipulation when we first started this)...

Like Mr. Bernanke himself, you too are learning there are unexpected outcomes to trying to control inflation and money supply.

 
WallStreetOasis.com:
When I asked for more bananaflation, I did not mean bribery...if someone suddenly jumps to the top of the SB leaderboard, we have an easy way to remove them (there has already been plenty of collusion and manipulation when we first started this)...

Ha! I have SB you, so now I have taken a SB out of circulation and introduced deflation! Take that.

 

In that case, let me rephrase:

Who wants 500 dollars? Also, I will TRY to help you get 500 SBs, if you prefer SBs over dollars.

Obviously I'm joking. But, if anyone is crazy enough to take me up on the offer, I would definitely follow through! I'm a hard worker! Ha.

 
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Yeah, I've witnessed some people get yanked from the list.

I love SB's, but anyone who would do anything this big for them is retarded. You want a job, send some key members your resume and take it from there

Bribery with a fictional monetary unit probably isn't the most effective way to do things.

 
MSFHQ:
Yeah, I've witnessed some people get yanked from the list.

I love SB's, but anyone who would do anything this big for them is retarded. You want a job, send some key members your resume and take it from there

Bribery with a fictional monetary unit probably isn't the most effective way to do things.

In his defense, he did just try bribery in a non-fictional monetary unit. Just so we're being fair and all.

 

I know. I'm just playin. I saw the monty09 SB threads and thought I'd capitalize on the moment and make a bad joke. In all seriousness, though, I'm going to post a serious advice thread pretty soon and will be PMing some people. Thanks Anthony.

 

swagon, your offer is compelling. I may be able to make the proper arrangements. However, I want 50% of the payment up front.

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CompBanker:
swagon, your offer is compelling. I may be able to make the proper arrangements. However, I want 50% of the payment up front.

On the 0.1% chance you're serious, I would definitely take you up on that due to your trustworthy rep on this site. But I doubt a professional like you would do that for a few bucks, so, in all seriousness, I'm working on an advice post about my situation that I'll be posting after work today. I'd really appreciate your input on it, so I’ll PM you later to let you know about the thread if that's ok. Either way, thanks for all your advice on WSO.

 
jakhtar4299:
Damn... if you were a female... we could make this work.

hahahah I wish i had a SB to give you LOL

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blastoise:
swagon pm me your, social security number, address, phone number, moms maiden name and bank account number and branch you use and i'll see what i can work out

Done. Thanks bro! When the $5,000,000 Nigerian bank account that my estranged Uncle's friend bequeathed to me is unfrozen, send me a check. Thanks.

 
swagon:
blastoise:
swagon pm me your, social security number, address, phone number, moms maiden name and bank account number and branch you use and i'll see what i can work out

Done. Thanks bro! When the $5,000,000 Nigerian bank account that my estranged Uncle's friend bequeathed to me is unfrozen, send me a check. Thanks.

 

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