Why am I horny as fuck? It's fucking annoying and distracting

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Alright I'm sort of seeing this girl about 3 times a week - we go on a date, chill out, and fuck. On other days I either (1) Can't stop thinking about/wacking off to her or (2) Can't stop thinking about/wacking off to women in general.

Is this normal? I mean, on a typical work day I'd be on a deadline that'll come in 15 minutes and out of nowhere I start thinking about women. I swear I randomly have to visit the bathroom at work about twice a day just to get shit out of my mind so i can focus on WORK.

one time we were in the meeting room and i just COULD NOT FUCKING CONCENTRATE on the bald guy VP talking REALLY IMPORTANT SHIT so I excused myself to go to the bathroom! of course when i came back, i began to focus and the meeting went well.

BUT WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKET HIS? ANYONE ELSE GOT THIS PROBLEM?

its seriously annoying. sometimes i just WANT TO FUCKING WORK.

Basically i just want to know if im a rare outlier or is this the fucking norm with guys? anything to help cope?

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Comments (110)

Sep 14, 2011

Stop having red bull and protein shakes for lunch.

Sep 14, 2011
duffmt6:

Stop having red bull and protein shakes for lunch.

^ truth

Get that shit out of your system when you actually SEE her dude?!!!! You're also in the 17-27 age group, so it comes with the territory.

This really is some funny shit

Sep 14, 2011

lol, no dude, jacking off twice a day at work is definitely not normal.

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Sep 14, 2011
manbearpig:

lol, no dude, jacking off twice a day at work is definitely not normal.

this

Sep 14, 2011
manbearpig:

lol, no dude, jacking off twice a day at work is definitely not normal.

^ Exactly.

If you have to excuse yourself from a meeting to jerk off in a bathroom than you have a problem. See a doctor.

BTW, I hope you're trolling.

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Sep 14, 2011

If this isn't a troll, it sounds like you have an addiction problem.

Apr 28, 2014
blackrainn:

If this isn't a troll, it sounds like you have an addiction problem.

Seconded. Also would recommend you check your diet that you're not getting too much of something.

Sep 14, 2011

I rubbed one out before work today so I'm not horny.

If you really rub 2 out a day at work, you have a problem.

Sep 14, 2011

I recall that there was this really fucked up kid in 8th grade who cut off his pockets just so he could jerk off during class. Perhaps you could do the same but you'll have to live with the stench of rotten cabbage.

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Apr 25, 2014

funniest thing ive ever read

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Sep 14, 2011

Maybe you should be more worried about taking your Paws off your monkey then others putting their paws on your money.

Sep 14, 2011

You're doing boring fucking work all day and the mind's natural defense mechanism against boredom is a lack of concentration. As a guy, your mind will naturally gravitate to our raison d'etre: panooch.

That said, if you're rubbing one out twice a day at work you need a new chick. The right broad will leave your junk so sore you won't even want to touch it to piss.

Sep 14, 2011
Edmundo Braverman:

You're doing boring fucking work all day and the mind's natural defense mechanism against boredom is a lack of concentration. As a guy, your mind will naturally gravitate to our raison d'etre: panooch.

That said, if you're rubbing one out twice a day at work you need a new chick. The right broad will leave your junk so sore you won't even want to touch it to piss.

Quel raison d'etre? Le mec a besoin d'un psy or d'une petasse lol

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

Sep 15, 2011
Edmundo Braverman:

...The right broad will leave your junk so sore you won't even want to touch it to piss.

Because it burns...right?

Regards

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Sep 14, 2011

you need chill and think about some other things.

Sep 14, 2011

wait so the rest of you dont feel this way?

and no way, i am definitely not trolling. i never thought it wasnt "normal" cause i heard guys my age usually wacked off like at least once a day or something and the whole statistic about how guys think about sex every 7 seconds. i just thought some guys hid it or suppressed it better than others.

so.......shit. i got a real problem then?

Sep 14, 2011
pawsoffmymoney:

wait so the rest of you dont feel this way?

and no way, i am definitely not trolling. i never thought it wasnt "normal" cause i heard guys my age usually wacked off like at least once a day or something and the whole statistic about how guys think about sex every 7 seconds. i just thought some guys hid it or suppressed it better than others.

so.......shit. i got a real problem then?

According to contemporary man hating feminist bullshit, yes. According to the reality that Eddie stated, NO, you're about par for the course. Ease off on the stimulants, they are adding gas to the fire.

And seriously, take it out on your woman the night before and you'll be fine. So will she. In fact, if you do it good enough, SHE will come to YOU for more......women are insatiable.

Sep 14, 2011

Is this just a lame attempt at a humblebrag?

Sep 14, 2011
duffmt6:

Is this just a lame attempt at a humblebrag?

no. on the contrary this is a lame attempt to find a solution to a real problem via online message board.
i didnt think problems would be braggable.

Sep 14, 2011
pawsoffmymoney:
duffmt6:

Is this just a lame attempt at a humblebrag?

no. on the contrary this is a lame attempt to find a solution to a real problem via online message board.
i didnt think problems would be braggable.

call dr. phil. you really think a bunch of finance nerds can help you keep it in your pants?

Sep 14, 2011

yeah buddy, you've got a real problem. it's called sex addiction.

Sep 14, 2011

OP has been delivering so many quality threads in the past few threads.

Sep 14, 2011

you definitely have a problem. real deal 3-4 times a week, plus the occasional solo flight should be sufficient to keep you from flaking out at meetings and soiling a public restroom.

Sep 14, 2011

Just curious, why did you decide to post this on WallStreet Oasis? lol

Like, I'm doing some DCF and splat!

There are psychological, puberty, and sex related forums out there.

Anyway, you should stare at porn and not do anything (you know what I mean). That will prob help.

Funny shit though.

Sep 15, 2011
Bankn:

Like, I'm doing some DCF and splat!

just had a visualization of that....

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Sep 15, 2011
dwight schrute:
Bankn:

Like, I'm doing some DCF and splat!

just had a visualization of that....

hmm...

Sep 14, 2011

you should sarge more OP, and wear tighter outfits.

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Sep 14, 2011

Can we see a pic of this girl?

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Sep 14, 2011

You stressed?

Sep 14, 2011

who gives a shit? this is both hilarious and awesome. more power to you. jerking off twice in a workday isnt THAT excessive...i mean i will assume you work 10 hrs a day here...once every 5 hours ? not that bad at all

"Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them." - Bud Fox

Sep 14, 2011

It's normal. I eye-fucked some girl at Starbucks last night so hard it should be a crime.

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Sep 14, 2011
MagicKarp:

It's normal. I eye-fucked some girl at Starbucks last night so hard it should be a crime.

I fail to see how it is normal that a grown man absolutely needed to excuse himself from a meeting so he could jerk off real quick.

I'm just like every other guy and think about tits and ass about every 3.2 seconds, but I've never been so bad that I have to leave a meeting or jerk off in my office bathroom just to get some work done.

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Sep 14, 2011
Simple As...:
MagicKarp:

It's normal. I eye-fucked some girl at Starbucks last night so hard it should be a crime.

I fail to see how it is normal that a grown man absolutely needed to excuse himself from a meeting so he could jerk off real quick.

I'm just like every other guy and think about tits and ass about every 3.2 seconds, but I've never been so bad that I have to leave a meeting or jerk off in my office bathroom just to get some work done.

Here is a man with a voracious sexual appetite. The ferocious voracity of his sex drive is not his fault, but the fault of his genetics. In fact, I would liken his condition to that of the homosexual male. He was, to quote Lady Gaga, "born this way".

As Edmundo pointed out, this man's girlfriend does not posess the requisite skills to appease said appetite. This man, consequently, is forced to express his frustration in a noble, peaceful way: masturbation. As long as he is not accosting women during his lunch-break, the manner in which this man expresses his frustration is socially acceptable.

Sep 16, 2011
MagicKarp:

It's normal. I eye-fucked some girl at Starbucks last night so hard it should be a crime.

This made me laugh on my desk so hard people were wondering wtf I was reading

Sep 16, 2011
Inception:
MagicKarp:

It's normal. I eye-fucked some girl at Starbucks last night so hard it should be a crime.

This made me laugh on my desk so hard people were wondering wtf I was reading

Happened to me. Now everyone in the office is reading this thread loling.

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Sep 14, 2011

This is fucking hilarious! Thanks for this shit OP, you're the MAN!

But yeah, that shit isn't normal, you might need a doctor. I mean shit man, twice in a public bathroom?!? I feel your pain though. Maybe you should work in a pre-work wack-off session into your daily routine and then see if you can prevent yourself from going to the restroom during the day.

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Sep 14, 2011

honestly if i was fucking a girl the night before, then jerking it twice at work the next day my dick would hurt.

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.

Sep 14, 2011
Kenny Powers:

honestly if i was fucking a girl the night before, then jerking it twice at work the next day my dick would hurt.

seriously
almost as if dude is spending more time jerking it than fucking

Sep 14, 2011

OP here's a simple test. What's the most number of times you've ever whacked off in one day? If it's 5 or more, I recommend seeing a doctor immediately.

Sep 14, 2011
manbearpig:

OP here's a simple test. What's the most number of times you've ever whacked off in one day? If it's 5 or more, I recommend seeing a doctor immediately.

damn you serious? i guess im in trouble too then

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Sep 14, 2011
manbearpig:

OP here's a simple test. What's the most number of times you've ever whacked off in one day? If it's 5 or more, I recommend seeing a doctor immediately.

Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. As if EVERYONE here hadn't jerked the chicken 6+ times in a day just to see if they could.

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

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Sep 15, 2011
seabird:
manbearpig:

OP here's a simple test. What's the most number of times you've ever whacked off in one day? If it's 5 or more, I recommend seeing a doctor immediately.

Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. As if EVERYONE here hadn't jerked the chicken 6+ times in a day just to see if they could.

I'll openly admit that I have.

Sep 15, 2011
seabird:
manbearpig:

OP here's a simple test. What's the most number of times you've ever whacked off in one day? If it's 5 or more, I recommend seeing a doctor immediately.

Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. As if EVERYONE here hadn't jerked the chicken 6+ times in a day just to see if they could.

lol GTFO! I can honestly say that I've never gone over 3 (in my high school days lol). How did you even motivate yourself to do it after the 5th time????

Sep 15, 2011
manbearpig:
seabird:
manbearpig:

OP here's a simple test. What's the most number of times you've ever whacked off in one day? If it's 5 or more, I recommend seeing a doctor immediately.

Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. As if EVERYONE here hadn't jerked the chicken 6+ times in a day just to see if they could.

lol GTFO! I can honestly say that I've never gone over 3 (in my high school days lol). How did you even motivate yourself to do it after the 5th time????

I'm honestly curious to know as well. What did you do, like practice like it was an Olympic sport or some shit? Did you down a pound of hawney goat weed???

Sep 14, 2011

This thread is depressing on like 3405 different levels.

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Sep 19, 2011
happypantsmcgee:

This thread is depressing on like 3405 different levels.

yeah

Sep 15, 2011

You should apply to the IMF.

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Sep 16, 2011
Muskrateer:

You should apply to the IMF.

How did this not get 9001 bananas?

Sep 18, 2011
euroazn:
Muskrateer:

You should apply to the IMF.

How did this not get 9001 bananas?

Wondering the same thing myself. This isn't dealbreaker?

Sep 15, 2011

three words bro: work. in. asia.

done dizzle

Sep 15, 2011

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

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Sep 15, 2011
seabird:

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off in a day before my dick would fall off. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work.

I'd much rather my dick hurt from banging too many dirty girls than from jerking it too much.

Sep 15, 2011
Simple As...:
seabird:

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off in a day before my dick would fall off. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work.

I'd much rather my dick hurt from banging too many dirty girls than from jerking it too much.

Lol, what the fuck? Why the hate on socially awkward nerds? We've all got our pasts dawg. If you think it is an unabashedly good thing that you were out getting laid constantly when you were 13, then that speaks to other issues entirely. The first time I got laid was when I was 14, and I consider that one of the worst decisions I've ever made for a number of reasons that I won't list here, but damn dawg, don't go picking on people for what they were like as kids. You weren't a perfect little ray of sunshine, and neither was I.

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

  • Schopenhauer
Sep 15, 2011
seabird:
Simple As...:
seabird:

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off in a day before my dick would fall off. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work.

I'd much rather my dick hurt from banging too many dirty girls than from jerking it too much.

Lol, what the fuck? Why the hate on socially awkward nerds? We've all got our pasts dawg. If you think it is an unabashedly good thing that you were out getting laid constantly when you were 13, then that speaks to other issues entirely. The first time I got laid was when I was 14, and I consider that one of the worst decisions I've ever made for a number of reasons that I won't list here, but damn dawg, don't go picking on people for what they were like as kids. You weren't a perfect little ray of sunshine, and neither was I.

Woah 14 is very young. I was 17 my first time and I was one of the first few in my circle of friends...

Sep 15, 2011
manbearpig:
seabird:
Simple As...:
seabird:

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off in a day before my dick would fall off. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work.

I'd much rather my dick hurt from banging too many dirty girls than from jerking it too much.

Lol, what the fuck? Why the hate on socially awkward nerds? We've all got our pasts dawg. If you think it is an unabashedly good thing that you were out getting laid constantly when you were 13, then that speaks to other issues entirely. The first time I got laid was when I was 14, and I consider that one of the worst decisions I've ever made for a number of reasons that I won't list here, but damn dawg, don't go picking on people for what they were like as kids. You weren't a perfect little ray of sunshine, and neither was I.

Woah 14 is very young. I was 17 my first time and I was one of the first few in my circle of friends...

I hate to ask when you 1st got some ass...

Sep 15, 2011
txjustin:
manbearpig:
seabird:
Simple As...:
seabird:

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off in a day before my dick would fall off. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work.

I'd much rather my dick hurt from banging too many dirty girls than from jerking it too much.

Lol, what the fuck? Why the hate on socially awkward nerds? We've all got our pasts dawg. If you think it is an unabashedly good thing that you were out getting laid constantly when you were 13, then that speaks to other issues entirely. The first time I got laid was when I was 14, and I consider that one of the worst decisions I've ever made for a number of reasons that I won't list here, but damn dawg, don't go picking on people for what they were like as kids. You weren't a perfect little ray of sunshine, and neither was I.

Woah 14 is very young. I was 17 my first time and I was one of the first few in my circle of friends...

I hate to ask when you 1st got some ass...

lol, are you suggesting that 17 is considered late where you come from?

Sep 15, 2011
manbearpig:
txjustin:
manbearpig:
seabird:
Simple As...:
seabird:

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off in a day before my dick would fall off. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work.

I'd much rather my dick hurt from banging too many dirty girls than from jerking it too much.

Lol, what the fuck? Why the hate on socially awkward nerds? We've all got our pasts dawg. If you think it is an unabashedly good thing that you were out getting laid constantly when you were 13, then that speaks to other issues entirely. The first time I got laid was when I was 14, and I consider that one of the worst decisions I've ever made for a number of reasons that I won't list here, but damn dawg, don't go picking on people for what they were like as kids. You weren't a perfect little ray of sunshine, and neither was I.

Woah 14 is very young. I was 17 my first time and I was one of the first few in my circle of friends...

I hate to ask when you 1st got some ass...

lol, are you suggesting that 17 is considered late where you come from?

Not necessarily late, I just started whacking far sooner. Definitely got ass before 17. To each his own.

Sep 15, 2011
seabird:
Simple As...:
seabird:

Lol, I'd consider people who haven't done so to be the abnormality. Aren't bankers supposed to be hypersexualized? Keep in mind, this was probably when I was like, 13.

Yes, I'm abnormal because I spent my time getting real girls to touch my dick instead of choosing to stay in my room seeing how many times I could jerk off in a day before my dick would fall off. If that makes me abnormal than so be it.

Bankers are strereotyped as hypersexualized because they are seen as whoremongers, not socially awkward nerds that play with themselves in the bathroom at work.

I'd much rather my dick hurt from banging too many dirty girls than from jerking it too much.

Lol, what the fuck? Why the hate on socially awkward nerds? We've all got our pasts dawg. If you think it is an unabashedly good thing that you were out getting laid constantly when you were 13, then that speaks to other issues entirely. The first time I got laid was when I was 14, and I consider that one of the worst decisions I've ever made for a number of reasons that I won't list here, but damn dawg, don't go picking on people for what they were like as kids. You weren't a perfect little ray of sunshine, and neither was I.

I apologize. And I was 17 not 13.

Sep 15, 2011
Simple As...:

I apologize. And I was 17 not 13.

<3 Full disclosure, I was in fact a socially awkward nerd, so you were correct on that part. Lol.

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Sep 15, 2011

OP congratulations on being a man! Ignore these sneaky, cowardice people and take your business to the bathrooms whenever you please.

Sep 15, 2011
Werkmier:

OP congratulations on being a man! Ignore these sneaky, cowardice people and take your business to the bathrooms whenever you please.

^^^ "Holy shit, you want to get off......something must be wrong with you." Dude, seriously, we live in a society that demonizes being a man, don't believe it, but please get more p2p action. If you were an actor or in a famous band (or a Democratic president) you'd be getting laid several times a day and people would idolize you for it.

Speaking of which, who's watching the Charlie Sheen roast?

Sep 15, 2011

OP, you simple are in the wrong field and should be working in the adult entertainment industry, follow your true calling

Sep 15, 2011
Enigmabk:

OP, you simple are in the wrong field and should be working in the adult entertainment industry, follow your true calling

Yeah, at least in that industry you can just pop one off in the meeting. Wouldn't it be great not to have to sneak out?

Regards

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Sep 15, 2011

I can't tell if OPis serious

Sep 15, 2011

This thread is fucking hilarious. Every single post.

Apr 25, 2014
APAE:

This thread is fucking hilarious. Every single post.

Sep 15, 2011

^ agreed...too bad the OP isn't a chick with this problem haha

May 14, 2014

lol

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Sep 15, 2011

this is the funniest post on WSO ever.
thanks man

Sep 15, 2011

LOL

All you self righteous douches are butt-hurt that OP GETS PAID to bust nuts.

/Respekt

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Sep 15, 2011

Wear tight underwear. It's harder to get a boner.

Sep 15, 2011

Thanks for posting, now get back to homeroom

Sep 15, 2011

Haha reading this thread brightens up my day :)

Sep 16, 2011

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Sep 16, 2011

Hilarious :) dude... if u r serious about banking... u need to consult a doc.... twice a day over a long period of time wudnt allow u to spend those all nighters.

Sep 16, 2011

Never had the courage to jerk off at the workplace. And never had the will to do so.

Sep 16, 2011

Are you related to Charlie Sheen?

"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one...just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."

'The Great Gatsby' - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Sep 16, 2011

the IR girls at my firm always give me the meanest hard. Like, I am afraid to stand up sometimes...

Sep 16, 2011

I want to know which dead beat bank you work at bc I haven't got to see the girl im dating in a week and a half. three times a week with dates and chilling out? I think you are lying about the girl and you have to go see a doctor for your problem.

Sep 17, 2011

Your probably just gay, bummer bro.

Sep 17, 2011

Most of us grow out of these kinds of habits eventually. Not a big problem.

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Apr 27, 2014

Agreed. I went through a stage like this in middle school. Now I don't whack it at all, just bang 4-5 times a week.

Not normal to spank it at work numerous times a day either IMO. I never spanked it at work before and the idea of it seems weird. Just spank every morning in the shower before work and that's one out of the way right there.

Apr 27, 2014
BEAST MODE TRADER:

Just spank every morning in the shower before work and that's one out of the way right there.

Four more to go, right?

Just spank in your cubicle. Be discreet.

Sep 18, 2011

you're seeing this girl 3 times a week? then get 2 more that you see 2 times a week each and i bet your problem will be solved! make sure they arent the same types too... problem solved

Get it!

Sep 20, 2011

Speaking of sex addiction, anyone watch the Charlie Scheen roast last night? Hilarious

Apr 25, 2014

Bump - also interested. Please help

Apr 26, 2014

Check with your dealer.

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Apr 26, 2014

Like the Wolf of Wall Street manager who mentored Di Caprio. Restaurant conversation lol.

Sep 25, 2018

I think in that he jerked off twice a day, that's a classic scene with Matthew McConaughey

Apr 27, 2014

Just do the standard bathroom stall ninja wank off. If nature calls you have to answer.

Apr 28, 2014
Apr 29, 2014

i remember consistently feeding the geese 4 times a day when i was in undergrad in Asia ...

May 14, 2014

It means you have high prolactin levels.

May 14, 2014

LOL I have this thread bookmarked. I come back to it and read it whenever I need a good laugh. So funny.

Jun 25, 2014

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jun 25, 2014

WWPBD (What would Patrick Bateman do)?

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Feb 13, 2015

this would be a great opportunity for WSO to do something like "where are they now?"

like find out if OP splooged his way to the blacklist or if he got over it.

I just lol'd on a call with a client, WSO is killing productivity.

Feb 19, 2015

Never met one with this kind of case. Also, I personally don't think it's normal.

Maybe go to a psychiatry clinic?

Hope things get better, man.

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Sep 14, 2015

get tinder and lower your standards sonny

Sep 14, 2015

Have you ever got laid?

Aug 14, 2018
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Sep 25, 2018

Not too high, not too low

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Jan 8, 2019

thots and prayers