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Feb 14, 2020

They must not exude personality, which would be inappropriate because it might distract from the money they make- and indeed their boss's personality as portrayed through the money. They are, after all, a "Banker" ... So the bankers can't afford to smile

Feb 14, 2020

it's because bankers generally have bad teeth from all the fine dining they have to endure. it's a hard life.

hope that helps.

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Feb 14, 2020

Conformists will conform.

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Feb 14, 2020

Maybe they tired af when they take the pic.

Feb 14, 2020

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Feb 14, 2020

They're mad about the lack of diversity. They wish there could be more POOR minorities.

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Feb 14, 2020

on brand, as always. keep up the good work.

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Feb 14, 2020

One simply doesn't smile. Nothing personal strictly business.

Feb 14, 2020

would you smile in hell?

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  • Assistant in Other
Feb 15, 2020

100 hours

tired

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Feb 15, 2020

More of a wildly depressed culture thing.

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Feb 15, 2020

Insecure people don't smile

Feb 17, 2020

You've never been on instagram?

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  • Prospect in Other
Feb 15, 2020

because 90% of bankers have a stick up their ass. I just treat my job as if I still work at the car wash.

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Feb 15, 2020

Might have green in there teeth and not the type left over from a night on the town!

  • Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
Feb 15, 2020

I always thought it was weird when people don't smile.

Feb 15, 2020

They weren't paid to smile. That simple.

Feb 15, 2020

Smiles = wrinkles. No one is winning deals with wrinkles.

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Feb 16, 2020

Because they hate their jobs?

Feb 16, 2020

Only target school bankers smile. Everyone knows that

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Feb 17, 2020

Hi,
When you smile, there are moderate changes in your face. Maybe bankers keep a straight face to gain hope and integrity among people.

Feb 17, 2020

because they're all miserable thinking about how much better their life would be on the buyside

Feb 17, 2020

i smile

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Feb 17, 2020

Most analysts at my school do smile; however, I have noticed senior ones rarely do.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Feb 18, 2020
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