Why do I get boners and blue balls so easily?

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Even since I've stopped fapping, I've discovered that I get boners too easily. Even small things like getting a picture from my girlfriend where she's modestly dressed. I was just cuddling her and out of nowhere, I got this huge boner. Things like that.

Secondly, if I don't get a release and the boner stays for more than 5-10 mins, I get blue balls. Is this normal?

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Oct 9, 2019

Bruh

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Oct 10, 2019

No. It is not normal at all to be posting this on a finance forum

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Oct 10, 2019

But this is off topic. It's not like I posted it in business school forum

Oct 10, 2019

Uh, because you stopped fapping

Oct 10, 2019

Just something as harmless as getting a kiss emoji from your girlfriend, that giving you a boner can't be normal.

Oct 10, 2019

Well, do you still have sex? Do you never ever fap anymore? If neither, then I could see why.

Oct 10, 2019

How big is your boner in inches?

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Oct 10, 2019

I haven't measured it. I always found it funny how some people know how long their boners are in inches lol. Like is that all that's left to do in the world?

PS in layman terms, it's big and thick lol

Oct 10, 2019

Please send pics

Oct 10, 2019

Spit out my water - +1

Oct 10, 2019

I'll rephrase my question a bit, how do I not get a boner all the time?

Oct 10, 2019

jack off more

duh and or hello

Oct 10, 2019

Just duct tape your penis to your leg bro

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Oct 10, 2019

Yeah, if that was the only problem. The main issue is blue balls after having a boner for too long. It fucking hurts

Oct 10, 2019

Get an uglier girlfriend and that should you right out

Oct 10, 2019

I think getting a boner is very healthy and normal. You should thank God for each boner you get. Just don't let it get out of control where you're walking into a meeting pitching a tent.

Oct 10, 2019

Yes, I'm very thankful to God. But I get it so easily... even the most "harmless" stuff

Oct 10, 2019

Anyone who actually wants to help and not mock? Does yoga help?

Oct 10, 2019

No. This is a dumbass thread.

Oct 10, 2019

Goes to show you that having tens of thousands of bananas doesn't make you wiser than others like the guy below my comment.

Oct 10, 2019

Yoga has been chalked up, at least anecdotally, to help with the opposite of your problem, erectile dysfunction, in regards to helping handle stress and learning to breathe in ways that oxygenate the blood to improve overall health and circulation, as an erection involves the cardiovascular system and the nervous system as well.

But meditation might help and mindful slow, focused breathing can also help.

Thinking of something else to distract from whatever/whoever got you erect should help.

Sometimes a bit of exercise can help to draw the blood away from the erection to other muscles.

Good luck.

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Oct 10, 2019

Thank you. Here, have a

Oct 10, 2019

Trust me that it's even easier for guys, just flex your quads hard for 20-30 seconds and adios to this guy's problem. That's the secret for how to go pee in the morning without waiting around like a chump.

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I'm a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there's more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at