Why do the Media Anchors Look Well Groomed in a Pandemic?

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As my hair keeps growing higher and longer, I am wondering about how these media anchors are looking so good. Are they secretly getting haircuts? I have my clippers in a closet but I am waiting to muster up the courage to use them.

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May 21, 2020

private hairstylists in studio

May 21, 2020

Because their virtue-signals don't apply to them. That's always been true--it's just physically visible now.

May 22, 2020

Why else would TV anchors be able to access private haircuts but regular citizens can't? Y'all are throwing endless monkey shit at this comment but it's indisputably accurate.

May 21, 2020

Liebrul conspiracy

May 22, 2020

Same reason the democrat mayor of chicago was able to get a haircut when she banned all barbers and salons in the city. Rules for thee and not for me.



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