Why is my friend asking me to introduce her to my network?

IVY MAN's picture
Rank: Monkey | 44

So I know this girl who asks me to let her "hang out" with my friends and colleagues, specifically analysts. She told me she is NOT looking for a job or a boyfriend, but won't say what she wants from them.

What could be the reasons she wants to network with my people?

Comments (32)

Mar 17, 2012

she wants to get laid?

    • 1
Mar 17, 2012

Sounds like a part 1) social climber part 2 ) gold digger

Mar 17, 2012
wallstreetballa:

Sounds like a part 1) social climber part 2 ) gold digger

A bit of an unnecessary negative outlook. Probably not different than us looking in our social networks for hot females with something going for them. She is just a bit more forward than society generally says females should be about it.

Mar 17, 2012

fuck that bitch, do BDSM w/ her

Mar 17, 2012

Leverage them for a Blow Jay.

Mar 17, 2012

Pimp her out and then expand.

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

Mar 17, 2012

If she were a gold digger, don't you think she would be aiming above the analyst level?

Mar 17, 2012
Ravenous:

If she were a gold digger, don't you think she would be aiming above the analyst level?

she has to start off somewhere. dude, this is easy poon poon. fill your needs then SLOWLY start introducing her.

Mar 17, 2012
fez:
Ravenous:

If she were a gold digger, don't you think she would be aiming above the analyst level?

she has to start off somewhere. dude, this is easy poon poon. fill your needs then SLOWLY start introducing her.

If she has to start somewhere, why isn't she fucking the OP?

OP? Are you ugly? Clue us in.

Mar 17, 2012

Why did she explicitly say that she was not looking for a job/boyfriend? Guilty conscience?

Also, pics?

Mar 17, 2012

tell her I'm an analyst

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

Mar 17, 2012

Maybe she just wants to make some interesting, ambitious platonic friends. Or network for whatever career path she'll get into in the future.

Mar 17, 2012

NOT a great looking chick. Definitely has some other angle.

Mar 17, 2012

She is ugly and friendless and she wants to meet guys who are like her....makes sense.

Mar 17, 2012

I believe her when she says she's not looking for a boyfriend. I just do not know what the fuck it is she wants.

Mar 17, 2012
IVY MAN:

I believe her when she says she's not looking for a boyfriend. I just do not know what the fuck it is she wants.

and you are asking us?

She is the one that you need to ask.

Oh wait, let me get my crystal ball

Power and Money do not change men; they only unmask them

Mar 17, 2012

Makes sense now that we know she is ugly. Just ask her what she wants.

Mar 17, 2012

She's lying bro. If she wants to hang out with your analyst buddies, she's either looking for a job or a boyfriend. There's no other reason why she would specifically ask to hang out with male analysts.

edit: just read that you said that she's not that pretty. Is she still in school? If so, the chances that she would want to use your friends is pretty high. If not, I'd still caution over introducing her.

Mar 17, 2012

If she's not great looking, why are you friends to begin with?

Mar 17, 2012
BoxerRebeller:

If she's not great looking, why are you friends to begin with?

Because her friends are hot?

Mar 17, 2012
15xEBITDA:
BoxerRebeller:

If she's not great looking, why are you friends to begin with?

Because her friends are hot?

Or mom is hot? Or dad is rich? The possibilities are endless.

Mar 17, 2012

The question was really directed at OP. If he hasnt considered hooking up with this girl, I doubt he'd consider moms, friends, etc.

Mar 18, 2012

It is pretty obvious that she wants to meet more analysts and build her network, nothing wrong with it. But she shouldn't lie about it.

Mar 18, 2012
jpmoranmonkeysachs:

It is pretty obvious that she wants to meet more analysts and build her network, nothing wrong with it. But she shouldn't lie about it.

How did she lie about it?

She told the OP that she is not looking for a job or a man, but did she tell the OP that she is not trying to build her network?

Power and Money do not change men; they only unmask them

Mar 18, 2012

Looks like she is simply trying to expand her network...

Mar 18, 2012
Pike:

Looks like she is simply trying to expand her network...

She definitely is looking for some people who will help her "expand her network"

Mar 18, 2012
BlackHat:
Pike:

Looks like she is simply trying to expand her network...

She definitely is looking for some people who will help her "expand her network"

Are you referring to the network or her vagina? Sarcasm doesnt come across well here.

Mar 18, 2012
IVY MAN:

So I know this girl who asks me to let her "hang out" with my friends and colleagues, specifically analysts. She told me she is NOT looking for a job or a boyfriend, but won't say what she wants from them.

What could be the reasons she wants to network with my people?

It could be simply because :

-She wants to diversify her professional network

  • She is not looking for a job now, but wants to eventually moves to Wall Street. So she start building her base before she needs/wants the job. That's the smart way to go. Build your network when you don't need the people and take the time to get to know them and have them know you better.

Power and Money do not change men; they only unmask them

Mar 18, 2012

Now she's asking how to get into office parties. Still won't say exactly what she wants, but her father owns a group of small businesses.

Mar 18, 2012
Comment

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough.

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.

Mar 18, 2012