AHAHAHAHA that's awesome, thanks Hamilton

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Glad to know I got to read one of UFO/Flake's buttbuddy messages. ;)

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
Glad to know I got to read one of UFO/Flake's buttbuddy messages. ;)

Pfft he wishes.

Also, I just got to read the OP hahah +1 as well.

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go4it:
Whats the problem here?
Didn't you read? Her car was stalling.
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Hamilton:
go4it:
Whats the problem here?
Didn't you read? Her car was stalling.

I think he was being sarcastic about the husband cheating with the neighbors daughter as not being a problem.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Funny, but very old. How did that make it on to the front page?

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Ok... not saying this is definitely fake but I saw almost the exact same picture of a " newspaper column" about 2 years ago, with the only difference being that the lady caught her husband cross-dressing instead of cheating when she walked back home after her stalled down the road.

Other than the cross-dressing part, it was exactly the same, word-for-word, including the "when i confronted him, he admitted blah blah blah..." and then the response from the columnist explaining how to fix the car.

So ... either this one is fake, the one i read a few years ago was fake, or they both are.

 

MM: Cool, but ignorance is bliss. If we don't know it's fake, why would we care? :-p

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