I have severe acne. Will the girls at Piper Jaffray bully me for it? Was hoping to land a few one night stands and lay the pipe with my fellow female associates at Piper. Thoughts on the whole dating scene at Piper would be greatly appreciated. Just hope I don't get bullied.
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Yes you will get bullied. Make sure you be careful in the bathrooms. The big bad jocks from HYP might shove your head in a toilet and give you a wedgie too.
But, but, is it okay to bully HYP grads back for their guaranteed acceptance due to legacy admissions?
Really? You think that will stop the bullies? You're sorely mistaken. They will contact Berkley and track you down to your previous institution. Once they find out that you went to a no name non-target community college, the HYP jocks are going to tell all the girls in your analyst class about your embarrassing attempt at a cover-up. You'll become the laughing stock of the bank and no one will want to go to prom with you. Get it together man.
No. No one cares. They will be trying to avoid staffings, just like you.
lol people in ib were not the cool kids in high school. you will be fine. the cool kids in high school now work at home depot
Is this a joke?
No
Are you kidding me man? People are only going to bully you when they notice how insecure you are about yourself. No one gives af if you went to CC
I went to CC myself and then went to a non-target state school and am extremely proud of it. If anything, I find most people respect it even more because they know how difficult it is to land these jobs from the circumstances. You have to own your situation and be confident, then and only then the respect will come. You will get no respect for making excuses for yourself on why you went to CC - you just look like a little, insecure wuss.
takes more hard work and grind to go from 0 to 60 than from 50 to 60. if anything that makes you more capable than many of the typical ib kids out there
as long as your mentality is strong you finna be straight
On day 1 you need to find the biggest, baddest banker in the yard and kick the sh%t out of him. Make the others take note. I suggest you curb stomp him or piss on him once he's down. The others bitchass bankers will fall in line after that. Stick and move and Go Bears.
Gotta keep a shank keistered just in case, you don't wanna take any chances
TBH that's way more impressive. Most HYP grads (myself included) definitely have an ego about the school they went to, but feel that someone with enough grit to make it from 0 to 100 is more impressive in their own unique way
Berkeley kids are continually getting softer.......smh. Go learn some damn technicals and stop crying.
No. But you will get bullied for working at Piper Jaffray
I just hit u with MS
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