Wipe your ass throughout the day. You'll be surprised what you find in there

Excuse the profanity but real life teachings right here: You know when you take a shit and wipe your ass about 50 times all around until nothing shows up anymore on the toilet paper?

And then 3 hours later you go back in just to take a leak? Well, sit down to take one. After you do so, wipe your ass again even if you didn't shit. You'll be surprised at what you find! Fucking disgusting.

I wipe my ass all the time now whenever I take a piss at work. Felt cleaner ever since.

You all should look into it!

 

Wtf is this shit, keep it to yourself. And while I'm at it, if you want to get rid of all of the shit (no pun intended), buy yourself a d-bag then prepare to do some douching for your ass all day.

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 
frank_reynolds:
i think all that anal sex has made your asshole loose, because that's not normal.

well, you know how sometimes wives complain that when they haul laundry, they hate seeing their husband's shit stains on their underwear? it's quite common.

and i just found the solution to that.

 

you think that hygienic? that ain't shit. I bring a portable douche and douche myself after every shit.

"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." - Albert Einstein
 

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