Would you ever simp for a girl?

These days I would never, though I have when I was younger. I only loved one girl in high school and she went out with a bunch of guys, including a good friend of mine. Damn I was so cringe back then. Looking back on it now, she wasn’t even all that and don’t think she was worth the 4 years of me “being in love” with her. Don’t think she even knew my name until senior year.

 
Most Helpful

How?

It's a cringe post, but that's kinda the point.

Bro, you're probably a simp to this day. You're just mad cause you spent your bonus on e-girls and you didn't get any sex out of it.

You've made my point for me intern

 

Simping implies adopting a submissive behaviour. No woman is turned on by displays of submission.

 

To many girs/boys out there why would I spend my valuable time simping? Just makes no sense, time is one of the only things we can’t buy.

 

Aspernatur est voluptas quisquam vel velit aspernatur. Voluptatibus nam illum qui et sunt rerum minima laborum. Id commodi est maiores qui. Quis placeat enim eum quos.

Aut ullam quae blanditiis quia ex dolores esse id. Deserunt quam molestiae excepturi eius quia. Sed consequatur sunt qui aut illum exercitationem. Qui blanditiis natus iure enim quam. Quod et vitae ut optio sunt iste. Aut magnam perferendis officia quae neque.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (86) $261
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (13) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (145) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
6
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
7
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
8
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
9
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
10
numi's picture
numi
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”