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Dec 11, 2019

What did you do to have someone bad mouth you to alumni?

Dec 11, 2019

I got drunk and blacked out like 20 times in college. They are also badmouthing me to grad programs. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

Dec 11, 2019

so youre an accountant?

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Dec 12, 2019

F**k off.

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Dec 11, 2019

So before it was because of vyvanse and now alcohol. Something does not check out here or maybe you're just trolling

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Dec 11, 2019

Gotta pump those numbers up champ

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Dec 13, 2019

You only blacked out 20 times in college? rookie numbers

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Dec 11, 2019

Tell everyone you've started attending AA and are working a serious program

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Dec 11, 2019

Add blow to the mix for enhanced performance

"Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry."

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Dec 11, 2019

Nothing wrong with a little soju and blow while you calculate how wacc the next elections are going to be

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

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Dec 12, 2019

You blacked out 20 times in college? You're not by chance named Brett, and recently got a peachy government job?

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Dec 12, 2019

Do you like beer, Senator, or not?

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Dec 12, 2019

Check out the big brain on Brett!

Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.

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Dec 12, 2019

uh why is this so accurate

Dec 12, 2019

1) Is there any tangible proof of your behavior? an arrest, write up to HR...or pictures.
If not its 2019 bro. gossip is gossip and people are always going to be jealous. if their is not video proof or a proffesional document of your behavior it will not stop you.

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Dec 12, 2019

Welcome to finance, my friend. You will probably fit in well here.

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Dec 12, 2019

Can you be successful in banking (analyst level) without drinking?

Dec 12, 2019

I think the better question would be to ask yourself if you would hire someone who openly bad mouths his peers? Its very poor etiquette to bad mouth other people and I think most people take that kind of feedback with a grain of salt, unless its during some kind of reference check.

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Dec 12, 2019

Try to get closer to your alumni class and show them you are a nice guy... A round of drinks on you could be a good way

Dec 12, 2019

I mean...most of us are functioning alcoholics to some degree... Why does the guy bad mouthing you feel it's ok to be a snitch? I thought everyone learned that lesson by 1st grade.

Dec 12, 2019

if the alumni are telling you about it they're probably not taking it seriously.

if someone told me that about someone, I'd respond: oh, did he get a DUI? stomach pump? what? not even arrested? soooo where's the issue? oh, he blacked out a few times in college? 20? that's it? you know that's like 2.5x per semester, right? sometimes I'd do that over a 2 week period. why are you telling me this? click

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Dec 12, 2019

I have to agree with thebrofessor here. Why anyone would care that you got drunk in college is beyond me. The only context I can imagine caring about this is if you weren't showing up to work because you were getting drunk. Alternatively, if you were so hungover that you couldn't perform at work or were throwing up in the bathroom, I'd have a problem with that. Otherwise, I'd probably remind whomever told me this that snitches get stitches. Either way, I'd never hire someone who was trying to make someone else look bad (presumably to make them look better by comparison). After all, if you're badmouthing a stranger to another stranger, why would I suppose you wouldn't badmouth me behind my back? I don't need people like that in my life.

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Dec 12, 2019

oh a completely unrelated note, I would love to blackout with you someday

Dec 12, 2019

Yeah, seriously. If drinking in college was a disqualifying factor for working in finance, ain't no body getting a job. "We can't hire him. He drank in college." blink. blink. "Um, okay..... "

Dec 13, 2019

Being so hungover you have to throw up vs being so hungover you can't perform at work are two different things. I've definitely had team members come in looking like death but if their work product is fine...

Dec 12, 2019

I would not hire you if you weren't an alcoholic

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!

Dec 12, 2019

I will not hire a FUCKOHOLIC.

Dec 12, 2019
enterprisevalued26:

Someone out there is bad mouthing me to alumni. Someone called me an alcoholic. What can I do to stop this???

Stop drinking.

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Dec 12, 2019
enterprisevalued26:

Someone out there is bad mouthing me to alumni. Someone called me an alcoholic. What can I do to stop this???

Perhaps he's just spreading your gospel to alumni. "Homes can calculate an equity beta while fully blacked out yo'. My boy got mad alchi skills..."

Dec 12, 2019

Sorry but I LOLed so hard at this

Dec 12, 2019

if you can't figure out how to solve this why should anyone hire you

office politics are going to get a lot more intense than people saying you're a drunk in college

Dec 13, 2019

Was it Sigma Chi Brad doing the bad mouthing? Must've been what happened at formal....

take this nonsense to Bro bible

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Dec 13, 2019

Calm down Moran, the guys are just messing with ya, get back to the Goat House - party's already started yo!

Dec 13, 2019

This only helps your case of landing a job.

Dec 13, 2019

You are dumb.

Dec 13, 2019
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