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| +86 | Are you “less ambitious” for having long term goals outside of NYC | 22 | 1d | |
| +65 | Affair with my Associate… In Desperate Need for Advice | 23 | 4d | |
| +53 | How to sound more eloquent? | 25 | 17m | |
| +40 | WSO Ranking On Resume??? | 10 | 18h | |
| +34 | Interviews Are So Fake | 20 | 5h | |
| +30 | 2024 UK Election - Tories finished? | 18 | 10h | |
| +29 | Why do people listen to Jim Cramer Investing Advice? | 13 | 11h | |
| +27 | Carnivore Diet | 13 | 2d | |
| +26 | Is my boss gaslighting me? | 3 | 4d | |
| +24 | Chaotic Insane investment banker who passed away in the 90s or 2000s | 12 | 4d |
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When you do actual quaaludes to increase the authenticity of a scene, and the director is like wtf
theaccountingmajor trying to get back up after the [wso mods] knock him tf out
When @AndyLouis realizes October 22nd is a Tuesday, while other moderators watch.
Edit: Well now that you edited it this is completely obsolete Edit 2: Lmao it was changed back, thanks lol.
was hoping you'd notice
When the VP realizes he got the target company wrong, 2 hours before the client takeover pitch meeting.
When the "Pls fix" hits and you're 12 white claws in
More like Wacc'ing Off
Watching all my gains disappear amid trade disputes, Brexit and an all around YOLO allocation strategy
When you short VIX on volmageddon
When the MD asks you to come in on a Saturday morning to do the adjustments on the final pitch
My reaction after my short call position & long put position lose 90% value & tomorrow is the expiry date.
Lambo soon
"Where are the Ludes? "
When the taxes hit your bonus
winner!
Me having sleept for 3 hours under my desk
MD: "glad to see you didn't spend all night on..."
When the analyst forgot to turn off iterative calculations in the debt schedule at 3AM and did not save the model along the way
When you wanna prove you are a "Big Swinging Dick"
I'm thinking that nobody is really gonna upvote each others comments because everyone's trying to win.
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