Wtf is wrong with America's Got Talent

Ok so I've been sitting around with my girlfriend all day watching tv because I'm too exhausted to do shit today. Anyways, she's being a selfish fuck today, so we've been watching America's Got Talent for the past two hours. Now after watching the show for all of fifteen minutes, a really crazy realization hit me. Half of the fucking acts on the show aren't even by native born American's. I shit you not when I say the very first act was a group of Ukrainian dudes, and the second was a group of Korean dudes. Which brings me to the main question of this post - wtf has happened to this nation, do we just consider everyone that speaks even slightly decent english American now?

 

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