You know you pulled an all nighter when...

... you press "print" and while the printer spools up next to you, you think to yourself, "who the fuck is printing from my printer?" FML.

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Aug 26, 2009 - 6:15pm

When your brain has been replaced by Slushy made of lava.

"Cowards die a thousand deaths, but the brave only one,"
Bill Shakespeare

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Aug 26, 2009 - 6:34pm

When you fall asleep while taking a shit in the company bathroom.

  • Capt K
- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
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Aug 26, 2009 - 7:56pm

You turn in your taxi receipts and are confused since you have two receipts from the same day.

Aug 27, 2009 - 10:41am
baloogafish:
You turn in your taxi receipts and are confused since you have two receipts from the same day.

Its usually the peanut brained admins that get confused, and they never seem to figure it out even after it happens over and over.

captk:
When you fall asleep while taking a shit in the company bathroom.
  • Capt K

Let me add to that... when you fall asleep while taking a shit, wake up in a panic, leap off the toilet only to realize your entire leg is completely fucking numb, and fall to the ground with your pants at your ankles.... your face pressed against the cold tile floor, you wonder if its possible for you to not get up and stay asleep for another 2 hours without anyone finding you.

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Aug 26, 2009 - 9:33pm

when you walk over to the female analyst working in the cubicle next to you, grab her by the hair, bend her over her desk and perform a tony danza.

..and then you wake up and realize it was just a Patrick Bateman type dream.

I'm making it up as I go along.

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
Aug 26, 2009 - 9:55pm

When you start hallucinating that there's a dragon in the room and you startle yourself awake.. (this was after 2 consecutive all-nighters)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Aug 27, 2009 - 8:37am

v:
When you start hallucinating that there's a dragon in the room and you startle yourself awake.. (this was after 2 consecutive all-nighters)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

That sounds so different from any story I have ever heard. Dragons. I love it.

Aug 27, 2009 - 6:19pm
Machine:
When your eyes are so red that you look like you smoked pot all day with Bob Marley himself.

Pretty sure all my friends outside work think I've become a huge pot head, since my eyes are literally red all the time from lack of sleep and staring at a computer.

  • Capt K
- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
Aug 27, 2009 - 8:34pm
captk:
Machine:
When your eyes are so red that you look like you smoked pot all day with Bob Marley himself.

Pretty sure all my friends outside work think I've become a huge pot head, since my eyes are literally red all the time from lack of sleep and staring at a computer.

  • Capt K

Visine works well, I use now the "Green one" painful but works better than the regular one.

Aug 27, 2009 - 8:36pm

You go in to work one day and don't leave until the next day


Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
Aug 28, 2009 - 4:30pm

You get the double good morning from the security guards. Good morning when you leave the office and good morning when you come back to the office the same day. I always find that depressing.

Oct 7, 2009 - 9:14am

When you go to leave the office and as you are walking through rotating glass door you hurry up because you think someone is walking in from the other side. Only as you exit do you realize in reality it was just your reflection on the glass...

"I don't think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
-John D. Rockefeller

Oct 8, 2009 - 12:22am

You know you're working too much when you're watching porn at your desk and your first thought when you see the guy spit on and slap her tits is "I don't see the value add in that."... followed by wanting to slap yourself for including "Value add" in a thought.

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