Your first beer?

Drink a Hoegarden. You might actually like that... or maybe a rum and coke

(I'm trying to think of what you'll like - as your tastebuds aren't trained).

I had my first drink around age 12, or 11. By the time I was 15 I could taste the difference between a Bombay Saphire and a Beefeater Martini.

I cannot remember my first meaningful drink, but we should all be christened by Milwaukee's Best.

My first real drink was in HS. I was the kid who never got detention, and my buddy was one of those guys who was there everyday. I was clueless, so I put the whole night in his hands. Mistake. He started me off with Natty Ice. And.... he poured a little vodka in my solo cup "So I could be sure you'd get drunk."

I would advise against this combo, and maybe start off with something really lite... maybe rolling rock? Or you could potentially try something like Blue Moon with an orange slice.

Cheers dude!

The first beer I can remember having was Beast as a freshman in highschool. I think the best way to tell if you are a violent drunk or not would be to split a 5th of whiskey with someone as a pregame and then go to a crowded bar with plenty of sausage. See how twisted and aggressive you get in that situation.

Also stop being such a dork and over analyzing everything about drinking. Just get after it and learn from your mistakes along the way.

Sol when I was on a trip to Mexico with my best bud. I think I was 16.

Drank skol a few times in jr high. Let me tell you, that is NOT the way to start.

Night of my high school graduation. Had first alcohol when I was 13 or so... It was mike's hard lemonade so I didn't even know

13, I had a Miller High Life with my cousin, given to us by his older brother (my other cousin). He also gave us chew, which started a puke fest (I swallowed my spit---oops). Middle-school was filled with stealing wine from huge jugs that our parents had. Real classy stuff.

When I was 14, that same older cousin gave me some vodka, picked up my girlfriend, and dropped us off at my house (parents were out of town, and I was staying with my cousin's family). Screwdrivers and foolin' around all night. My cousin was an awful influence haha. Fortunately.

Yuengling is a good choice: They own America's oldest brewery

Are you all a bunch of wankers or bankers? We only drink the best J&B on the rocks.

Ok, so what are the prestige rankings for drinks? I need to make sure I'm signaling to all the models that I am most definitely a banker and not a wanker.

Is Johnnie walker tier 1? Who's rising and falling?

Split a couple of 40's (St. Ides) between 5 guys. I was 14 and had a blast from what I can remember. Don't recommend this drink though as it's absolutely gross.

11/12. a local beer. By 15 I was hitting pubs in Germany (legal drinking age for beer 16). Not usually a violent drunk, but wont run from a nice fight. Too much stories!, although now I am boring and tend to just drink some beers and safely arrive home.

You surely SHOULD have a shot for your first drink. As far as my first drink, 12 years old, story not worth bragging about. I opened the refrigerator and took out a beer.

First time I got drunk was on Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor (40 oz.) as a freshman in high school. Still love it.

First drinks I had was probably the same as many others. Raided my parent's liquor cabinet, ended up with vodka, rum, and some weird liquors. Chased with soda and juice.

Freshman in HS, friend got me into a club, first drink = vodka lime. They aren't as bad as shots. Tried shots at an open bar at some VC event in my junior year of HS, my friend projectile vomited on me later. True story.

My parents had this philosophy that if I tried some of the vices when I was young, I would hate them and and therefore be scarred for life. They're 1 for 2 on that front.

Mom had me try a cigarette when I was

Some local beer probably, I cannot recall the brand.

When I was around 9, my older brother (who was an early teen at the time, mind you), decided to initiate me to beer as I was "old enough already". We split a bottle of Heineken and I actually liked it. Fast forward a week later, and I'm buying a beer at the local kiosk "for my daddy". I proceed to drink it in front of a girl on my block that I tried to impress. Next thing I know, my best friend rats me out to my grandma for god knows what reason (never spoke to that kid after that). She took me to the kiosk and verified that I did in fact buy beers. When my parents found out they were in total shock, as you can imagine. They and their friends would then tease me for years, asking if I wanted a beer all the fucking time... it was really embarrassing and I felt incredibly guilty haha.

Then, the first time I tried vodka was in middle school, 6th grade. This one fucked up kid brought a tiny bottle, so we all locked ourselves up in the girls bathroom and had a few sips chased by tap water (disgustinggg!). I began drinking lightly in 7th and 8th grade, it's hilarious to remember those times now with my buddies. We would buy a small vodka, pour it in a bottle of 7-up to mix, and go to the cinema (!) to drink hahah. Tickets were cheap, and it was actually the only place we as kids could sit and drink besides parks and benches. I still wonder what genius came up with that idea. Mind you, we didn't drink much, and I was tipsy but never wasted at that age. The first time I got proper shitfaced was, like everyone else, in high school. My friend filmed me and another freshman getting flatlined, it was the most embarrasing video I have ever seen of myself or anyone else, for that matter. Apparently I drank 600mg of vodka, mostly by chugging FULL plastic cups - I would never be able to do that now. That was the worst hangover of my life, I stayed in bed for 3 days and couldn't drink coke (that was our chase) for 3 months, let alone any other alcohol. I would also get nauseous by looking at those plastic cups.

That's probably why throughout my life many groups of friends independently gave me a nickname alcoholic.

i know as a kid i had beer often but when i first wanted it maybe around 10? i say no to the shots but coke and rum does sound good for starting and just me but i hate beer..

Blue Moon with the bros in HS. But you should start with the PBR, it is essentially water.

15, decided to fuck the world history final the day after and jacked the Black Label bottle from my parents' liquor cabinet and proceeded to chug a third of it. Needless to say a hammered teenager puking in the household on a wednesday afternoon resulted in a locked up liquor cabinet for the rest of high school.

Granddad whiskey...in a dirty glass

How did it go blastoise? Did you drink yet?

Kid with 1,640 banana points and not even old enough to drink. Nice.

MD 40 40. I was 15 and my buddy who drove took us to Happy Stop, they would wait till everyone cleared out,, lock the doors, sell you the shit and no matter how much cash you gave, you never got change back. Epic night until i woke up in purple puke, covered in ant bites and my mom standing over me....

I had half a glass of beer at 4, drank it off the dinner table whilst parents werent watching. badass.

if u wna start softly just fk the beer and have a gt, or try some belvedere with apple juice(this is rly gay, yes).