You're know you're a beta when...
Alpha monkeys of WSO, let's compile a list. Now don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with being a beta, some people are sensitive (e.g. see "Highly Sensitive People") but it's fun to make jokes on their behalf... let's compile a list of beta-traits,
-a WSO Monkey Shit ruins your self esteem for the day
-you post threads like this http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/if-youre-a-…
-you water your boss's plants or take care of his cat when he's on vacation (i have a beta friend that actually does this)
-you whine that you still haven't gotten an offer when it's apparent in your post why you didn't get an offer
-you complain about being too tired 2 weeks into your internship (yes i did post this... but things got better!)
-you hold your liquor like a female freshman
Your turn!
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Caveat: yes, i know someone will comment "you post threads like this", but IDGAF! thread is just for fun
