Rich single hot women where are they?

Before i start i want y'all to know i love women like any other men crave them for, there is beauty when we buy rolex, Armani, gucci but then their exquisite beauty meaning women with round Oval face, Pale milky marble white skin, body of Katy Perry, and Exotic eyes like Actress Eva Green or Singer Lights Valerie Polxietner, My Standard above normal i study a women like i study my textbook before a test in High school now im free but then again all those years of my youth the golden age as you supposedly smile looking back i can't reason why i never found that RICH HOT SINGLE WOMEN.
Now time running short for me so i sum it up in a few word below.

How does a good looking guy who not deviously handsome but dress well get a women from a rich family meaning their dad are ceo and millionaires? particularly the hot, young, and innocent( good) quality in a women

now dont say it only a fairy tale since i been with a lot of women, girls, granny, mom you name it i done it now i'm moving up the ladder as they say yet i dont seem to have any lucky finding them

any helps my Fellow Monkeys of WSO society

p.s The only disadvantage i have is not having much money but then again women never require money if you have the charm and audacity of experience to get them which i have no doubt i have...

If you have to know my motive well i tell you since it no secret can be hide from us Monkeys it that i LOOKING for Essential connection that get me places in high society from her family connection

but still some of you yeah you know who you are think im a regular troll who love trolling on WSO i assure it not, this is my last result getting here

Also if women read this i want you to know i have the highest value of respect for you since i admire you like the new Bmw i got for my Graduation gift, so tell what wrong with given a car a test run to see if it run like were made for each other same philosophy on women

a little history about myself

women has and always been a trophy prize for me ever since i started the Boy scout at 8 year old, instead of selling cookie box to neighbor like the other kid are doing street by street day on night to sell just 5 maybe 10 cookie box, I went to one lady particular a friendly lady now that i remember it her name should be Valentine McNamara she was the mother of my best pal Josh who i know since pre-school, yet i know she always had a sweet spot for young boy like me so i decide to take advantage of that weakness of her and you probably know how it all end their.

that day i sold 500 and all the other boy combine sold 50, i raised my head high while receiving my Badge.

Now after reading that I hope you understand my situation is a serious one

For all those who are obviously blind to my post thinking im a troll maybe this would prove otherwise

MOD EDIT: Trolls getting out of hand.

 

it not funny at all I'm at a situation to put my best skill on the line

in other word i'm thinking outside the box

Im never going to work 10-12 hour a day, 100+ hr a week to get a promotion in 2 year while licking my boss balls and ass

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

fantastic.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 
Freshcut:
All I can say is that your a pussy. Be a man, grow a sack, and actually go out and earn your respect instead of just trying to leach off some girl and her dad.

I have absolutely no respect for any man that doesn't pull his own weight and just lives off his rich girl friend or wife.

What wrong leeching off some girl and her dad it call being resourceful not some guy who wasted his 10 yr of youth to get promoted when i can do it all in couple week with a girl who dad in position to do that for me

Im smart and you call me a pussy heck i would say im opposite of that completely when im banging them so no way in hell i'm one

now respect part who give a damn about respect when your serving me in the restaurant or any other job that is

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
lwgreendog18:

Im smart

Stop right there. Your spelling and grammar and overall demeanor say otherwise.....I can't allow myself to read any further even if I were willing to put forth the effort to piece together your sentence structures.....

Good luck with the lady hunt.

 
lwgreendog18:
Freshcut:
All I can say is that your a pussy. Be a man, grow a sack, and actually go out and earn your respect instead of just trying to leach off some girl and her dad.

I have absolutely no respect for any man that doesn't pull his own weight and just lives off his rich girl friend or wife.

What wrong leeching off some girl and her dad it call being resourceful not some guy who wasted his 10 yr of youth to get promoted when i can do it all in couple week with a girl who dad in position to do that for me

Im smart and you call me a pussy heck i would say im opposite of that completely when im banging them so no way in hell i'm one

now respect part who give a damn about respect when your serving me in the restaurant or any other job that is

1) Ok first off the very fact that your on THIS site asking THIS question pretty much secures the fact that you know nothing about woman none the less have any idea on how to pick up a girl of quality.

2) Lets get this straight: your not smart. At all. You are just a lazy piece of shit who has gone no where with his life and is now trying to get ahead by feeding off of other peoples hard work.

3) You have no idea who I am or what I do. But you can take my word on it when I tell you that I never have nor never will work in restaurant and will NEVER SERVE YOU IN ANY WAY.

I have a question of my own to ask: How old are you? I ask that because your grammar frankly sucks dick and the way you write your posts makes you sound like a 15 year old.

 
Best Response

'Kay, so...two things.

  1. Women don't like broke men. Women don't even like middle class men--they simply settle for them. Give a woman a middle class guy and a rich, successful one, everything else equal, they WILL go for the rich one, every single time. Wealthy women take this to the nth degree--a wealthy woman is NOT dating a broke man unless she has some disturbingly severe issues with herself. Girl's got a rep to uphold. Ergo, you don't stand a fucking chance. ESPECIALLY if you aren't even cute. She MIGHT slum it and fuck you, but she'll never marry you, and she'll never let you into her circle. Keep dreaming.

  2. The only thing worse than a golddigger is a male golddigger. Grow the hell up-- you want a woman to take care of you, go move back in with your mom.

 
NYCSA:
'Kay, so...two things.
  1. Women don't like broke men. Women don't even like middle class men--they simply settle for them. Give a woman a middle class guy and a rich, successful one, everything else equal, they WILL go for the rich one, every single time. Wealthy women take this to the nth degree--a wealthy woman is NOT dating a broke man unless she has some disturbingly severe issues with herself. Girl's got a rep to uphold. Ergo, you don't stand a fucking chance. ESPECIALLY if you aren't even cute. She MIGHT slum it and fuck you, but she'll never marry you, and she'll never let you into her circle. Keep dreaming.

  2. The only thing worse than a golddigger is a male golddigger. Grow the hell up-- you want a woman to take care of you, go move back in with your mom.

I think you misunderstand me that im not broke at all and who said that my look was average it magnificent and beside that i am told by countless women of all ages that i have a eccentric, electric, essential personality that work like a magnet to all women who straight, lesbian, Transgender, and Bisexual

now for yo number 2 im am not a gold digger let make that clear yes i sound like one in the post but actually im only after position not the cash or gold as you put it but the position of power that would take a normal men many year of his youth to accomplish while i can take short cut road safe myself precious time and work as to say that im not working hard guilty of that but i am working SMART

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
lwgreendog18:
NYCSA:
'Kay, so...two things.
  1. Women don't like broke men. Women don't even like middle class men--they simply settle for them. Give a woman a middle class guy and a rich, successful one, everything else equal, they WILL go for the rich one, every single time. Wealthy women take this to the nth degree--a wealthy woman is NOT dating a broke man unless she has some disturbingly severe issues with herself. Girl's got a rep to uphold. Ergo, you don't stand a fucking chance. ESPECIALLY if you aren't even cute. She MIGHT slum it and fuck you, but she'll never marry you, and she'll never let you into her circle. Keep dreaming.

  2. The only thing worse than a golddigger is a male golddigger. Grow the hell up-- you want a woman to take care of you, go move back in with your mom.

I think you misunderstand me that im not broke at all and who said that my look was average it magnificent and beside that i am told by countless women of all ages that i have a eccentric, electric, essential personality that work like a magnet to all women who straight, lesbian, Transgender, and Bisexual

now for yo number 2 im am not a gold digger let make that clear yes i sound like one in the post but actually im only after position not the cash or gold as you put it but the position of power that would take a normal men many year of his youth to accomplish while i can take short cut road safe myself precious time and work as to say that im not working hard guilty of that but i am working SMART

No, I understand completely. You're a lazy sonofabitch who takes pride in his idea to manipulate the shit out of an innocent person from a family that actually worked hard for their money so you can use her for your own financial and professional gain. You're a cunt.

eccentric = crazy electric = unnerving-- and not in the fun way essential? = ...what the fuck? Were you just looking for another verb that started with 'e'? ..Really?

With position comes cash. And you know it. You're a gold digging social climber with a complex and an appallingly stark inability to string a sentence together that includes commas and/or periods. I've run into people like you-- I've seen people like you use women I know, and I've seen the consequences. You, sir, have been deemed a failure in both web communities and life in general, and you get zero points.

 

I understand you. When I started banking I also started dating an Russian blonde whose father owned a bank. She was f***ing hot and cute, not smart but really really nice, dressed with 30k$ Channel stuff every day and had 100k$ watch but best of all, she was really down to earth and no posh at all. She just wore expensive stuff because she was used to it, but she didn't gave shit if we went out to a 10$ restaurant, in my 1982 car. She really didn't gave shit and had fun in any situation, was it on her father yacht or just walking out without spending a $.

I left her because I was not sure if I liked her or her money. I know that I liked her but was not sure if enough and also felt like her money was also attracting me as a magnet. If we ever married, I didn't want to see myself leaving her after 10 years. She was important to me so I didn't want to make her suffer in the future and that's why I left. If she didn't have money, I would still be with her one year later. Besides, I also knew that having money from her would distract me from my goal of making a fortune in finance.

 
JackJM:
I understand you. When I started banking I also started dating an Russian blonde whose father owned a bank. She was f***ing hot and cute, not smart but really really nice, dressed with 30k$ Channel stuff every day and had 100k$ watch but best of all, she was really down to earth and no posh at all. She just wore expensive stuff because she was used to it, but she didn't gave shit if we went out to a 10$ restaurant, in my 1982 car. She really didn't gave shit and had fun in any situation, was it on her father yacht or just walking out without spending a $.

I left her because I was not sure if I liked her or her money. I know that I liked her but was not sure if enough and also felt like her money was also attracting me as a magnet. If we ever married, I didn't want to see myself leaving her after 10 years. She was important to me so I didn't want to make her suffer in the future and that's why I left. If she didn't have money, I would still be with her one year later. Besides, I also knew that having money from her would distract me from my goal of making a fortune in finance.

well after reading your part i feel like you made the wrong choice of leaving her, i mean you have what i always wanted both in one pot , it a win win situation for you but you let all go cause you grow a heart for the women what a real shame, that opportunity like that will probably never happen again and you be in hard grieve after a while than you thought it time to make up with her....

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

Women so it all the time to men, so who cares if a guy wants to flip the script ? I think there are a lot of wealthy women who date poorer guys (like my actress cousin), but I think they usually have to look like Brad Pitt.

 

Yes, and those women are cunts for doing that as well-- who says just because some women do it also, it's all of a sudden an okay thing to do? Look, people can ultimately do whatever the hell they want to whomever the hell they want. But the bottom line is the shit is unethical and immoral, and can very easily backfire. Imagine the kind of living hell a wealthy family can give a person when they catch on to their b.s...it's not pretty.

 
Argonaut:
Lol. SB. You might want to reconsider PH's pic to illustrate your point though. I hear the bitch is broke as a joke, her grandpa cut her out of the will.

what you had in mind?

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
lwgreendog18:
Argonaut:
Lol. SB. You might want to reconsider PH's pic to illustrate your point though. I hear the bitch is broke as a joke, her grandpa cut her out of the will.

what you had in mind?

the key word in golddigger is not only gold, but also digger. you gotta put some work in it, son. at least learn to google

http://www.mademan.com/mm/10-richest-single-women-america.html

http://www.walletpop.com/photos/richest-women-billionaires/

PS: you also might ask happy for advice

More is good, all is better
 

OP, women like strong men for the most part and you sound like a pussy. You're fucked, and not in a good way.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
OP, women like strong men for the most part and you sound like a pussy. You're fucked, and not in a good way.

strange very strange i'm a slim men but somehow i have gotten myself ex in the 00s. even more weird about 1/4 of them still trying to stalk me

I guess we got two totally different picture of what a women is. To me a nice well round face partially oval if possible her nose has to be Aquiline nose, her eyes well be exotic like the singer Lights valerie Poxleitner or the actor Eva green, and to touch it up her skin has to be pale marble white

To Top things off i leave you with this famous saying

Let us leave the pretty women to Man with no Imagination...

hope that sum it up for you pal

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

Lots of hate in here. Like some others I came from the street and worked to get where I am.

That said, there is tons of people high up in this industry, who dated some gal and got in that way. Some of the very people that WSO admires and hopes one day to be. As for the girl who is trying to like defend "these poor helpless innocent rich girls" come on get real, those girls like Paris Hilton know exactly what they are doing, they know the guy is using them and use them in return. It's the exact same thing as an MD wifing some gold-digger its an arrangement both sides are well aware of.

Remember cocktail, I suggest you all revisit "Flanagan's rules". Some people have the smarts/hard work to get where they want, others have other skills. This industry is about leveraging your best skills, if its womanizing go for it OP.

That said, OP if you do have the right skills you should be able to find the sports by yourself. Again, I suggest start by watching Cocktail.

 
marcellus_wallace:
Lots of hate in here. Like some others I came from the street and worked to get where I am.

That said, there is tons of people high up in this industry, who dated some gal and got in that way. Some of the very people that WSO admires and hopes one day to be. As for the girl who is trying to like defend "these poor helpless innocent rich girls" come on get real, those girls like Paris Hilton know exactly what they are doing, they know the guy is using them and use them in return. It's the exact same thing as an MD wifing some gold-digger its an arrangement both sides are well aware of.

Remember cocktail, I suggest you all revisit "Flanagan's rules". Some people have the smarts/hard work to get where they want, others have other skills. This industry is about leveraging your best skills, if its womanizing go for it OP.

That said, OP if you do have the right skills you should be able to find the sports by yourself. Again, I suggest start by watching Cocktail.

I want you all to pay attention to this man, this is the example i want to know the advice i dire need of in all that only 2 people or just this guy gave me the real talk i need so thank you to you guys i appreciate it not like those trolls who like to start drama

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
marcellus_wallace:
Lots of hate in here. Like some others I came from the street and worked to get where I am.

That said, there is tons of people high up in this industry, who dated some gal and got in that way. Some of the very people that WSO admires and hopes one day to be. As for the girl who is trying to like defend "these poor helpless innocent rich girls" come on get real, those girls like Paris Hilton know exactly what they are doing, they know the guy is using them and use them in return. It's the exact same thing as an MD wifing some gold-digger its an arrangement both sides are well aware of.

Remember cocktail, I suggest you all revisit "Flanagan's rules". Some people have the smarts/hard work to get where they want, others have other skills. This industry is about leveraging your best skills, if its womanizing go for it OP.

That said, OP if you do have the right skills you should be able to find the sports by yourself. Again, I suggest start by watching Cocktail.

"Those girls like Paris Hilton" are few and far between. If you're honestly going to sit here and tell me that most wealthy women have a Paris Hilton mentality, then that's ridiculous. Secondly, the situation this dude's looking for is not some mutually beneficial sugarmomma/sugarbaby relationship where all parties are well aware and it's just all fun, games, dollar bills, and bitches--this dude is looking to manipulate, and for the long haul...which is what pissed me off.

CLEARLY the OP doesn't have the right skills, as he's on a Wall Street community website comprised predominately of prospectives, interns, analysts, and associates, asking where wealthy women are. If he had all the skills he'd claimed he had with respect to women straight, gay, and transgendered (I mean, honestly.. what?) he wouldn't be HERE asking how to find women. Let's not get it twisted.

 
NYCSA:
marcellus_wallace:
Lots of hate in here. Like some others I came from the street and worked to get where I am.

That said, there is tons of people high up in this industry, who dated some gal and got in that way. Some of the very people that WSO admires and hopes one day to be. As for the girl who is trying to like defend "these poor helpless innocent rich girls" come on get real, those girls like Paris Hilton know exactly what they are doing, they know the guy is using them and use them in return. It's the exact same thing as an MD wifing some gold-digger its an arrangement both sides are well aware of.

Remember cocktail, I suggest you all revisit "Flanagan's rules". Some people have the smarts/hard work to get where they want, others have other skills. This industry is about leveraging your best skills, if its womanizing go for it OP.

That said, OP if you do have the right skills you should be able to find the sports by yourself. Again, I suggest start by watching Cocktail.

"Those girls like Paris Hilton" are few and far between. If you're honestly going to sit here and tell me that most wealthy women have a Paris Hilton mentality, then that's ridiculous. Secondly, the situation this dude's looking for is not some mutually beneficial sugarmomma/sugarbaby relationship where all parties are well aware and it's just all fun, games, dollar bills, and bitches--this dude is looking to manipulate, and for the long haul...which is what pissed me off.

CLEARLY the OP doesn't have the right skills, as he's on a Wall Street community website comprised predominately of prospectives, interns, analysts, and associates, asking where wealthy women are. If he had all the skills he'd claimed he had with respect to women straight, gay, and transgendered (I mean, honestly.. what?) he wouldn't be HERE asking how to find women. Let's not get it twisted.

could you be more wrong I'm only here asking advice on how to get connection from the rich women family not taking cash from them or anything like that sheesh and also my parent are DOCTORs meaning im not a poor slum you think i am, now all the girls i know are upper-middle class meaning their parent make same as mine around 250k a year now im looking for family that make 1,000,000+ a year that what im having trouble since all the so call " super rich " dont hang out in the cities or Suburban area not even one in my entire high school year which cost nearly 40k a year to attend

Gentlemen this is why women should never use WSO

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

When I said strong, I didn't mean that they can lift heavy weights.

PS- NYCSA's post pretty much sums up your idiocy.

PPS- You're an idiot.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Just playing devil's advocate (bit bored), yes OP clearly does lack those skills.

Paris Hilton was a bad example, just OP's post has the picture haha. The same reason lots of Traders date/marry teachers and nurses. There is lots of successful women out there who do not want the same things as in their lives or if they grew up with $$$/privelege don't need it in a mate. If a guy truly wants to be a kept man trust me there is women out there willing to play along.

You work in banking, how'd you feel if you called your bf and broke off plans and he just smiled that fine. Then stayed home and wrote a poem for you, then when you showed up (at 11pm), he is still up. Gave you a massage sat up listened to you whine about your workday all night. Throughout your workday he sent little text messages to cheer you up. Did not care if you broke plans when you needed to work on weekends etc... In return he was a kept man and stayed at your house. Your telling that is not slightly appealing at all to you?

OP, while Cocktail is the classic. Spread is another good movie. Ashton Kutcher probably in real life only got into hollywood by sleeping his way to the top too.

 
marcellus_wallace:
Just playing devil's advocate (bit bored), yes OP clearly does lack those skills.

Paris Hilton was a bad example, just OP's post has the picture haha. The same reason lots of Traders date/marry teachers and nurses. There is lots of successful women out there who do not want the same things as in their lives or if they grew up with $$$/privelege don't need it in a mate. If a guy truly wants to be a kept man trust me there is women out there willing to play along.

You work in banking, how'd you feel if you called your bf and broke off plans and he just smiled that fine. Then stayed home and wrote a poem for you, then when you showed up (at 11pm), he is still up. Gave you a massage sat up listened to you whine about your workday all night. Throughout your workday he sent little text messages to cheer you up. Did not care if you broke plans when you needed to work on weekends etc... In return he was a kept man and stayed at your house. Your telling that is not slightly appealing at all to you?

OP, while Cocktail is the classic. Spread is another good movie. Ashton Kutcher probably in real life only got into hollywood by sleeping his way to the top too.

I respect your view and all Marcellus, but if my boyfriend was like that, he wouldn't be my boyfriend. Because that would make him a pussy...and if I wanted pussy, I'd date a chick.

...And referring to your point, the women who want to play along in those situations are exactly like THIS:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/204837/the-millionaire-matchmaker-robins-date

...I think this video speaks for itself. You know what-- matter of fact, OP, go ahead-- go find yourself one of those. Enjoy all that.

And given Ashton and Demi have been together for almost 10 years now (which is a lifetime in Hollywood), I'm guessing the dude married her because, you know, he actually liked her-- not for what she could give him.

 
NYCSA:
marcellus_wallace:
Just playing devil's advocate (bit bored), yes OP clearly does lack those skills.

Paris Hilton was a bad example, just OP's post has the picture haha. The same reason lots of Traders date/marry teachers and nurses. There is lots of successful women out there who do not want the same things as in their lives or if they grew up with $$$/privelege don't need it in a mate. If a guy truly wants to be a kept man trust me there is women out there willing to play along.

You work in banking, how'd you feel if you called your bf and broke off plans and he just smiled that fine. Then stayed home and wrote a poem for you, then when you showed up (at 11pm), he is still up. Gave you a massage sat up listened to you whine about your workday all night. Throughout your workday he sent little text messages to cheer you up. Did not care if you broke plans when you needed to work on weekends etc... In return he was a kept man and stayed at your house. Your telling that is not slightly appealing at all to you?

OP, while Cocktail is the classic. Spread is another good movie. Ashton Kutcher probably in real life only got into hollywood by sleeping his way to the top too.

I respect your view and all Marcellus, but if my boyfriend was like that, he wouldn't be my boyfriend. Because that would make him a pussy...and if I wanted pussy, I'd date a chick.

...And referring to your point, the women who want to play along in those situations are exactly like THIS:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/204837/the-millionaire-matchmaker-robins-date

...I think this video speaks for itself. You know what-- matter of fact, OP, go ahead-- go find yourself one of those. Enjoy all that.

And given Ashton and Demi have been together for almost 10 years now (which is a lifetime in Hollywood), I'm guessing the dude married her because, you know, he actually liked her-- not for what she could give him.

Again you miss my entire point im not after the freaking girl $$$$$ just her family connection after that it seal the deal men i can't think of spending even couple weeks of my life to a girl i seem to be attracted to but not love since I am a man with Imagination meaning as weird may sound i Believe in TRUE LOVE which wont happen to the girl im going after that for sure

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

"Because that would make him a pussy...and if I wanted pussy, I'd date a chick."

Also, all of your guys' grammar sucks ass.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

This is the worst troll ever. And as for that whole "this is why women shouldn't use WSO bit", well, it convinced me to instruct you further:

1) Go purchase a gun. A pistol is preferable. A shotgun will do, but it requires some flexibility and can be a bit awkward.

2) Load said weapon with ammunition

3) Drive deep into a wooded area where no one will find you for a long time

4) If you can't figure out what to do next, you're even more of an idiot than I thought.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
This is the worst troll ever. And as for that whole "this is why women shouldn't use WSO bit", well, it convinced me to instruct you further:

1) Go purchase a gun. A pistol is preferable. A shotgun will do, but it requires some flexibility and can be a bit awkward.

2) Load said weapon with ammunition

3) Drive deep into a wooded area where no one will find you for a long time

4) If you can't figure out what to do next, you're even more of an idiot than I thought.

Become the next Bear Grylls?!?

More is good, all is better
 

Damnit Argo, you are way too on top of it.

And I thought her response was great, I was amused :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
Damnit Argo, you are way too on top of it.

And I thought her response was great, I was amused :-p

Way too self-righteous for a saturday. Needs to save all that indignation for sunday

More is good, all is better
 
Argonaut:
D M:
Damnit Argo, you are way too on top of it.

And I thought her response was great, I was amused :-p

Way too self-righteous for a saturday. Needs to save all that indignation for sunday

Meh. I use most of my Sunday for shopping. There's a very important difference between self-righteous and judgmental. I've probably done or thought all kinds of things some, hell, most of you would frown upon. The difference is I don't troll a site like a retard and then get mad when someone on that site voices an opinion about it. You wanna air your b.s on the internet, you'd better be prepared to hear about it from all sides. Am I self-righteous, nah, not really. Am I judgmental? Damn straight, for better or worse--on this subject in particular, having seen firsthand what can happen to girls who find themselves in these situations. That and my crippling psychological aversion to stupidity tends to make for an entertaining thread, apparently. ;)

 

I'm guessing it's 200k, he had to have done a penultimate year after being rejected from Buttfuck Community College. (No offense, Buttfuck CC grads!)

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

We'll just have to assume we were both going to give each other SBs, enjoy the nightlife haha

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Look if y'all hate the topic dont answer it , IT that simple please leave my topic to people of serious and manner

thankul

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

Why wouldn't we comment on it if we hate it? Making you look like the moron you are is fairly pleasing to me. Seriously, I have half an erection right now.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
Why wouldn't we comment on it if we hate it? Making you look like the moron you are is fairly pleasing to me. Seriously, I have half an erection right now.

must feel great to be an asshole online even when your offline you have to taste out your boss...

heck you have nothing better to do than to flame and troll on my board guess your life sucks which even when you try hiding from other in the end your no better than the puny man you admire so much

give it a thought or two it may just enlighten you then again you would fall down and never wake up again from aneurysm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

This guy has to be a joke, I (am pretty sure I) can honestly say that I've never met such a highly-functioning reh-tard

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

First of all, dude, Google translate does NOT work as well as you think it does. Re-learn English, please. Second, yes, my life does suck so much that I am pleasured by telling you how much of an idiot you are. Third, how the fuck did you spell "aneurysm" right? Out of all of this, that amazes me the most.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
First of all, dude, Google translate does NOT work as well as you think it does. Re-learn English, please. Second, yes, my life does suck so much that I am pleasured by telling you how much of an idiot you are. Third, how the fuck did you spell "aneurysm" right? Out of all of this, that amazes me the most.

i dont use this word very often but i make an exemption just for you

FUCK OFF

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
dazedmonk:
NYCSA, Freshcut, DM

TROOLLL BAIITT!

haha, second that. I don't know what's more hilarious, the OP, or all the energy and misplaced confidence NYCSA brings :)

More is good, all is better
 
ekimlacks:
I don't know why she was holding Mike to begin with.

let dont call her a she right now " it " should be left alone for safety of all fellow monkeys here

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
lwgreendog18:
ekimlacks:
I don't know why she was holding Mike to begin with.

let dont call her a she right now " it " should be left alone for safety of all fellow monkeys here

..Still here, making futile attempts at getting your dignity back, huh? It's okay, honey. I know it hurts, getting cybersmacked in that deformed growth you have of a dick by a girl in your first 24 hours of joining..While I applaud your persistence, you just didn't win this one, kiddo. Come back when when your balls have finally dropped and you can grasp a basic understanding and respect for women.

 

Of course he's a troll, but it was a great outlet for my anger before I went out last night haha. And I found out that some of the girls on here are pretty fucking badass.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I can't understand how you people are so obsessed with success and measuring men and women value by their "success". Is it always like this in the USA? Man your country should suck. Finance is great to make money and gain freedom in your life after 10 years, but doing that for prestige and success is pathetic, no matter if you are a man or a woman. Reading this whole thread makes me want to puke, with men and women saying they won't enter a relationship if they are not succesful themselves and their counterpart. WTF people? Where the hell do you live? Seriously, does everybody think like that in the USA? OK, you've also got goldiggers in Europe, wealthy people marrying wealthy people, yuppies marrying yuppies, but generally, in developed countries like Western Europe, people tend to marry whoever they enjoy spending time with, they feel comfortable, they have fun together, they have an emotional connection, but seriously, no one gives a fuck about your success or the counterpart success. This only happens in poor countries or developing countries (like Russia, Africa, LatAm) and the USA apparently. WTF is going on in the USA? Are you people seriously so mad and take so seriously work and success in your personal relationships? OK, back in Europe it is really harder to make as much money as in the USA because we are more socialist, but at least people are, from what I'm reading, more happy, more down to earth. I am no one to tell you what to do in the USA, but I would seriously reconsider what you're doing with your lives, it reads like everyone there lives like pretending to follow the ideals from crap created by show business, hip hop stars, TV shows and all those artificial things. Are you seriously so artificial and shallow? I bet most ladies there have plastic boobs and are false blondes, and first thing a dude does when it makes money is buying a Bentley to show off in the club. Seriously, no comments, just read what you all are writing and think about how stupid you've all become in the USA when your country is enough developed to accomodate everyone without those ridiculous rat races without an end.

 
JackJM:
I can't understand how you people are so obsessed with success and measuring men and women value by their "success". Is it always like this in the USA? Man your country should suck. Finance is great to make money and gain freedom in your life after 10 years, but doing that for prestige and success is pathetic, no matter if you are a man or a woman. Reading this whole thread makes me want to puke, with men and women saying they won't enter a relationship if they are not succesful themselves and their counterpart. WTF people? Where the hell do you live? Seriously, does everybody think like that in the USA? OK, you've also got goldiggers in Europe, wealthy people marrying wealthy people, yuppies marrying yuppies, but generally, in developed countries like Western Europe, people tend to marry whoever they enjoy spending time with, they feel comfortable, they have fun together, they have an emotional connection, but seriously, no one gives a fuck about your success or the counterpart success. This only happens in poor countries or developing countries (like Russia, Africa, LatAm) and the USA apparently. WTF is going on in the USA? Are you people seriously so mad and take so seriously work and success in your personal relationships? OK, back in Europe it is really harder to make as much money as in the USA because we are more socialist, but at least people are, from what I'm reading, more happy, more down to earth. I am no one to tell you what to do in the USA, but I would seriously reconsider what you're doing with your lives, it reads like everyone there lives like pretending to follow the ideals from crap created by show business, hip hop stars, TV shows and all those artificial things. Are you seriously so artificial and shallow? I bet most ladies there have plastic boobs and are false blondes, and first thing a dude does when it makes money is buying a Bentley to show off in the club. Seriously, no comments, just read what you all are writing and think about how stupid you've all become in the USA when your country is enough developed to accomodate everyone without those ridiculous rat races without an end.

Lol, whoa. Uh-- this was a thread berating an idiot for trying to manipulate wealthy women into helping him climb the social ladder-- which then turned into a discussion on a GLIMPSE of what some NY women, wealthy and not wealthy, seem to like and don't seem to like in men, in the context of the post. A discussion which had a caveat as a generalization to begin with.

Where did the "Americans are superficial and shallow, what are you doing with your lives, Europeans marry who they enjoy spending time with and have fun with and Americans don't" bs come from? Perhaps you should actually spend some time in the US and get some perspective before you run around insulting people's entire countries.

This thread was mostly comprised of a gold-digging, moronic troll rambling and a sharp-tongued bitch calling him out for being a gold-digging moronic troll. I don't know where you got your rant from--sounds like a conclusion one might come to if they watch too much cheap reality television. I mean, as much as I'm sure many men wish all American women were blonde with fake tits, it just isn't so--not by a long shot. Further, to ask if everyone, (all 311 million citizens of this country) thinks the same way one person does, or even some groups of women in NY do, from a thread you read online, is so obviously silly.

Are there gold-diggers here in the US? Yep-- as there are everywhere else in the world. Are all women, or all men, like that? Of course not, not even close. What a ridiculous assumption. And for the record, the story I'd referenced about someone I know getting screwed by a male gold-digger? Dude was from London, born and raised. No person with sense would say that all Londoners were gold-diggers or condemn the whole country. Just sayin'.

 
JackJM:
I can't understand how you people are so obsessed with success and measuring men and women value by their "success". Is it always like this in the USA? Man your country should suck. Finance is great to make money and gain freedom in your life after 10 years, but doing that for prestige and success is pathetic, no matter if you are a man or a woman. Reading this whole thread makes me want to puke, with men and women saying they won't enter a relationship if they are not succesful themselves and their counterpart. WTF people? Where the hell do you live? Seriously, does everybody think like that in the USA? OK, you've also got goldiggers in Europe, wealthy people marrying wealthy people, yuppies marrying yuppies, but generally, in developed countries like Western Europe, people tend to marry whoever they enjoy spending time with, they feel comfortable, they have fun together, they have an emotional connection, but seriously, no one gives a fuck about your success or the counterpart success. This only happens in poor countries or developing countries (like Russia, Africa, LatAm) and the USA apparently. WTF is going on in the USA? Are you people seriously so mad and take so seriously work and success in your personal relationships? OK, back in Europe it is really harder to make as much money as in the USA because we are more socialist, but at least people are, from what I'm reading, more happy, more down to earth. I am no one to tell you what to do in the USA, but I would seriously reconsider what you're doing with your lives, it reads like everyone there lives like pretending to follow the ideals from crap created by show business, hip hop stars, TV shows and all those artificial things. Are you seriously so artificial and shallow? I bet most ladies there have plastic boobs and are false blondes, and first thing a dude does when it makes money is buying a Bentley to show off in the club. Seriously, no comments, just read what you all are writing and think about how stupid you've all become in the USA when your country is enough developed to accomodate everyone without those ridiculous rat races without an end.

LOL, ok thanks for the input, Sanjeev

 

bf, don't you have to be 18 to get married...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
bf, don't you have to be 18 to get married...

haha I'm plenty old enough.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
D M:
bf, don't you have to be 18 to get married...

It seem that you and NYCSA have nothing better to do then to go on to WSO forum and be a total ass to an 18 yr old kid just because he wanted advice from some successful people particular not looking for you guys/women but hey if it make you feel better by all mean keep playing with fire eventually only person going to be burn is you buddy...

After 3 long days only 2-3 helpful people and i like to thank you guys again instead of this complete moron who call himself a Man....

I didn't get what i came in the end but hey i think you all cheer for me since This Afternoon i found a girl who family have Aristocratic back ground....

One word Museum best place to find the most under rated women, it a place for an ordinary man like me to have a chance a GOD given chance to Score Women of her statues.....

i know i have most of your blessing and with that should be my last message until next time

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
expenseaccounts:
ITT master troll OP and weird flirting with a girl who fell for said troll

Way to go guys- your mothers would be proud

(first time poster-- had to comment)

Hehe. I don't think she actually fell for it really, I think she was just pissed because he took it too far with the sexism and being a jerkbag. I was irritated too with the women shouldn't be on WSO crack. All of it was gold regardless and you gotta admit he deserved to get his thread crapped on. Funniest one yet.

 
kai09:
expenseaccounts:
ITT master troll OP and weird flirting with a girl who fell for said troll

Way to go guys- your mothers would be proud

(first time poster-- had to comment)

Hehe. I don't think she actually fell for it really, I think she was just pissed because he took it too far with the sexism and being a jerkbag. I was irritated too with the women shouldn't be on WSO crack. All of it was gold regardless and you gotta admit he deserved to get his thread crapped on. Funniest one yet.

You are further proof that women shouldn't be on WSO. Getting pissed at a troll and flaming means she GOT TROLLED.

Up until then you were doing so well with the "Women shouldn't speak until spoken to" thing. Typical that they'd start a dickhead comment with a giggle.

expenseaccounts:
go and watch me now i hope you take me serious im not a troll im here for advice in the business life only person worth reading is MISS Ign too bad she not here :(

Master troll

 

Did the OP really brag about having sex with transgendered people? Did I read that right? Is this guy really bragging about shoving his penis in a hole that was formally the location of a penis? That is some nasty shit, even on the internet.

I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment. -Styles P
 
eokpar02:
Did the OP really brag about having sex with transgendered people? Did I read that right? Is this guy really bragging about shoving his penis in a hole that was formally the location of a penis? That is some nasty shit, even on the internet.

Hey I dont have trouble with a Tranny if they dont ask dont tell, they pay TOP Dollar to have a hot Bomb shell body and face so on top of that im pretty ok..

A real big pro for me is that their no chance in hell IT can have my KIDS :)

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
lwgreendog18:

Hey I dont have trouble with a Tranny if they dont ask dont tell, they pay TOP Dollar to have a hot Bomb shell body and face so on top of that im pretty ok..

A real big pro for me is that their no chance in hell IT can have my KIDS :)

Game over!!!! This is the funniest post I have ever read. Seriously, are you really bragging about having sex with a man? That is nasty!!!! Oh my god, I can't even eat my ice cream any more. This is so funny.

I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment. -Styles P
 
lwgreendog18:
eokpar02:
Did the OP really brag about having sex with transgendered people? Did I read that right? Is this guy really bragging about shoving his penis in a hole that was formally the location of a penis? That is some nasty shit, even on the internet.

Hey I dont have trouble with a Tranny if they dont ask dont tell, they pay TOP Dollar to have a hot Bomb shell body and face so on top of that im pretty ok..

A real big pro for me is that their no chance in hell IT can have my KIDS :)

You're 18 and you've had sex with a man... that you justify being ok because they paid top dollar to look like a woman? I have no problem with gay people but have a serious problem with people who deny it...

You sir are a homo.

To bad this whole post isn't true, good try though. Also Rossetta stone would be good for you.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
eokpar02:
Did the OP really brag about having sex with transgendered people? Did I read that right? Is this guy really bragging about shoving his penis in a hole that was formally the location of a penis? That is some nasty shit, even on the internet.

unless you are boning a virgin, every hole you shove ur penis into has been formerly a location of a penis. think about that

More is good, all is better
 

call it a fake as i dont really care if you believe me or not and just my 2 cent in life

LIFE is Short take the Easy road

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

call it a fake as i dont really care if you believe me or not and just my 2 cent in life

LIFE is Short take the Easy road

sorry for double post

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

This dude is funny as shit. Stop taking him seriously and stop to appreciate what he is...a mad nice TROLL.

Forreal, that tranny comment has got to be the funniest shit I've seen on WSO for awhile.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

What's really sad is I wouldn't be surprised if this actually was one of today's youth. The internet generation has created a new form of retarded.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Argonaut:
Greendog, have you gone on a date with your lovelady yet?

if were being serious right now then matter of fact i got her number today in the museum, thinking about giving her a call 3 days later since the fear she sense desperation from me which i have alot holding it with all my will power at the moment

can't sleep too exited since this is really at odds here me talking about where the rich women at..and yet one appear right in front of me in the museum yeah i kind of force it happen but it still luck by a huge margin

and thanks for backing me up here i appreciate that alot

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
lwgreendog18:
Argonaut:
Greendog, have you gone on a date with your lovelady yet?

if were being serious right now then matter of fact i got her number today in the museum, thinking about giving her a call 3 days later since the fear she sense desperation from me which i have alot holding it with all my will power at the moment

can't sleep too exited since this is really at odds here me talking about where the rich women at..and yet one appear right in front of me in the museum yeah i kind of force it happen but it still luck by a huge margin

and thanks for backing me up here i appreciate that alot

Ah yes, the ODDS. What a coincidence! And THIS is how I know this is complete and total bullshit. If this were real, I'd hope to heaven she gives you Herpes and/or AIDS someday. But alas, it isn't so what's the point? Argonaut, you're either a more patient person than I or you're in on the b.s too-- either way, props-- my vacation is over and I simply can't entertain the bullshit and poor sentence construction anymore. Can't BELIEVE this thread is still going.. even after he said he was LEAVING..it's almost like the dude is waiting to hit the Hot Topic of the Year list so future WSO readers can see what a troll/moron he is as well.

 

1.Dont wait 3 days, text her tomorrow after school/work and be like hey just got through a busy monday, wanted to know if u wanted to grab some coffee/go see a band. if she says no and starts being all "i don't know if its a good idea", be like no problem i understand. u now have my phone number, just give me a call/text me if u have something interesting going on. Be chill and act friendly. 2. get her to introduce u to all her friends, then you can pit all of them against each other and have them competing for ur attention. 3.? 4. Profit!

More is good, all is better
 
Argonaut:
1.Dont wait 3 days, text her tomorrow after school/work and be like hey just got through a busy monday, wanted to know if u wanted to grab some coffee/go see a band. if she says no and starts being all "i don't know if its a good idea", be like no problem i understand. u now have my phone number, just give me a call/text me if u have something interesting going on. Be chill and act friendly. 2. get her to introduce u to all her friends, then you can pit all of them against each other and have them competing for ur attention. 3.? 4. Profit!

hey thanks for the advice but the real issue i have is that how do i make her Father like me in general since im never good with girls parent for some strange reason they just don't trust me maybe the scar i have over my face from 5th fight then again their a another scar under my eye during 7th and 9th grade

if your wondering why so many fights in my childhood was mostly jealousy as in the case of the Boy scouts story i written on my post

i admit Im kind of a Fuck up moron who doesn't have a heart for any women maybe i can blame it on the baby sitter who molested me then again wont explain why i have this view of the world that in the end everything turn to Ashes you, me, the wall in your room eventually goes and wither away so why not for a moment just even a blitz of a second make myself enjoy the very time i have left in this world?

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

This thread sure turned into a flame fest.

Anyway, I will try to give you real advice. I only know two (really) rich single women and their friend circles through my woman, both of whom are also quite hot, and those girls and their friends are all so similar maybe I can give you some advice:

Go where the rich hang out. Lets say we combine we all these girls into one "typical" girl. She lives in a trendy neighborhood (Soho, Tribeca), and tends to hang out at clubs and other upscale establishments. She does "brunch" in these neighborhoods often, and it is often boozy. Champagne or other bubbly drinks are her drink of choice, and to me it seems the #1 think to look out for to see if she is really rich is to see what clothes she wears. If you can identify a really high end designer dress- Think Chanel, Gucci, Fendi then she has real deal money. I have met some girls with "money" but the girls who have dads with Yachts wear the ultra high end stuff. Unfortunately I have no idea how one could tell upfront what brand of clothes a girl is wearing.

They also flock to the rich vacation spots of the world- skiing in Aspen, weekends in Miami and Vegas, house in the hamptons, etc. These girls also seem to like music festivals, EDC, Coachella, MMC are all places they hit up. In general they all do copious amounts of cocaine. Also, they generally act dumb though in some cases there is some intelligence up there.

Unfortunately I have never seen where these girls meet their men, as I rarely see them after dark due to their affinity for drugs, so I don't know what approach generally works best to pick them up, but they generally look like over-privileged preppy kids that are very familiar w/ her lifestyle. Notably, they don't go for the older rich guy stereotype, though they do jump on celebrities occasionally.

In summary, hang out where rich young people hang out, and you will find rich single women, who hopefully are also hot.

 

IMO - Lmao

1 Best Troll ever - Golf Clap

2 I was waiting for the H- word (Hamptons)

3 The rich that you are talking about is incognito

Real advice:

The rich women is now blended in with the regular women. What this means is that you can go to every rich hot spot an not meet a rich women. Take NY Kiss and Fly club this place is highly over price with a douche bag door guy but has plenty of hot women but maybe 1-4 people in the place really have the wealth you are talking about. (some call this a rich spot in NY along with 235th and other roof top bars). Also if it is listed as a spot with rich people, celebrities,and many other with high wealth they are usually being paid for promotion and have been to that establishment in the past but probably don't go there anymore. Not to mention the clothes that a girl wears won't help you either sorry someotherguy. The reason why is everything in clothing is affordable and it you have a keen eye for what dress is real then you are gay but you can simply go anywhere and get the clothes at a discount. One of the discount location is Tanger.

Plain and simple rich women are hard to find. If you have not been in their inner circle or work with them then good luck. I live on Long island and there a plenty of wannabe and everyone has the so called wealth but be yourself and hopefully you will find what you are looking for. Also the real summer starts the first Day of May in Long island and there is a mass exodus of real owners who live there year round.

Also anyone can look like a over-privileged preppy kids - Brooks Brother polo cost $50

 

NYCSA you got alot to say for every sentence i put out you put a paragraph showing who desperate involve to be trolling on my post...really leave i need decent guy or girl with real life experience not some 14 year old girl going through puberty not knowing what gender it is...the greatest mystery of all in this entire POST is IT a she or a he

sadly we never and will ever know

and since you all know how you love to hear my life story ill put out a little just for your addiction and all

she gave me text this morning since i made a Grand BS story of how I found a lost pup(Pug) of where her house is and just like that our first date happen...i wont go into more detail since some of you would go on a vendetta to see me fail but then again i spend 800 $ for the puppy which you all may think it a waste of $$$ but for me i thought of it as an investment

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
UFOinsider:
lwgreendog18:
real life experience not some 14 year old girl going through puberty not knowing what gender it is...
....yeah, coming from a dude that banged a tranny hahahaha

even i through know were in the Net i view that you owe me some respect the very least i never lied since i told you about tranny and all

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

I just going to add my voice since barely anyone can read my post here enjoy the bed time story you can read to your kid

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From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”