Guys: Would You Have Sex with Finance Girls?

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WSO monkeys:

I personally find it's a major turn-off if the girl is in the same industry. I went on a first date with a girl in i-banking, and all she talked about was her work and 1-week vacation in Hawaii. She seemed to have zero interest in anything else, and appeared to live in her little bubble.

Does anyone feel the same way? I think I'm more attracted to girls working in Giorgio Armani.

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United States - West

Comments (70)

Feb 12, 2012

They crazy! So that's a no from me.

Feb 12, 2012

Is she pretty?..

If yes, then just have one night stand with her and after that, you tell her that she has no life..

Just f*cking and kicking..

You know what I mean.

Feb 12, 2012

Well, your sentiment is like other guys who work in Finance. See the recent post that talks about how to date a Wall Street guy. Many WS guys like us don't like to date women in the industry since they come off as "hard."

Never had heavy experience with this, but it could be similar to dating some lawyers. Not as feminine as you'd want them to be.

Feb 12, 2012

but they wear tight pencil skirts <3

Nov 9, 2012

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Feb 12, 2012

Depends: does she work at Goldman TMT?

Feb 12, 2012

Guys: Would You Have Sex with Finance Girls?
Would You Have Sex with Girls?
Would You Have Sex?
Sex?

-> Yes.

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Best Response
Feb 12, 2012

You had me at sex with a girl.

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Feb 12, 2012
FreezePops:

You had me at sex with a girl.

^ This.

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
- Oscar Wilde
"Seriously, psychology is for those with two x chromosomes."
- RagnarDanneskjold

Jun 17, 2012

lol

Feb 12, 2012

Only if she looks like this:

Flake:
UncleMilty:
FreezePops:

You had me at sex with a girl.

^ This.

x2

Really now?

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Feb 12, 2012
john2:

Only if she looks like this:

Flake:
UncleMilty:
FreezePops:

You had me at sex with a girl.

^ This.

x2

Really now?

Who dat?

Feb 12, 2012

We talk about this at least once a week.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

Feb 12, 2012

who?

Feb 12, 2012

Xenia Tchoumitcheva?

Banks sometimes hire super models to walk around their office to attract clients. You're fucked if you end up fucking them.

Feb 12, 2012

If I were you, I'd date girls who study/studied in the nutrition & physiotherapy field.

So you'll have good food & professional massages everyday :)

Feb 12, 2012
Abdel:

If I were you, I'd date girls who study/studied in the nutrition & physiotherapy field.

So you'll have good food & professional massages everyday :)

this. Or even better, a well-accomplished culinary girl who will just sit at home and cook all day haha :)

"If you survive to my age and you rack up a CV like mine, you can look at HR and say, "Fuck you. I don't try out."- Eddie

Feb 12, 2012

The hot JP Morgan intern 2012? Mmm...

Feb 12, 2012

Xenia decided NOT to go to banking...So sorry..

Feb 12, 2012

fuck them both!

Jun 16, 2012

John2: He said girl, not sasquatch.

Jun 17, 2012

banking chicks are total fucking nutjobs, stay the fk away

Jun 17, 2012
leveredarb:

banking chicks are total fucking nutjobs

yes, I'm a fan :D

Jun 17, 2012

Girls in finance are kind of a turn-off. Even if they're at a different firm, it still seems like mixing work and your personal life. That said, I would be really impressed if a normal girl could speak intelligently about the markets.

Jun 18, 2012

I understand your concern but...

i-banker chicks work around the clock which means you can go out with them/bang them for a night and whore yourself around for the rest of the week (if you have time).

Nov 9, 2012

Tap her before you cap her, bro.

The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.

Nov 9, 2012

In general investment banking girls are really motivated and sometimes that can be a turn-off in the dating world when they act more like a guy than you want. However, you really can't label people based on what they do, even if their work takes up 90% of their time.

I know a few banker chicks who are actually really cool and laid back and would make great gfs. It's all up to the individual.

Nov 9, 2012

No fat chicks (15 lb compromise every hour after 1 am on weekends)

Nov 15, 2012

The fatter the better. Can I get a witness ?

Nov 15, 2012

operations and secretaries are full of hot girls.

Nov 15, 2012

You better order the adult channel at home.

Nov 15, 2012

There are plenty of gils outside the office. Concentrate on work.

Nov 15, 2012

The older guys perve on the young analyst girls. And we (young analyst girls) reject their advances while hoping the rejection won't affect our career. Everyone else pulls golddiggers at clubs.

Nov 15, 2012

How often do you guys get laid? I'm not in finance yet but right now with my job and my lifestyle, I'll fuck a girl about 9 times a week on average. The girls that I trust to be on the pill, I'll nut in but the ones that I'm kind of sketched out by, I'll use a Trojan (Trojan man!). Any real bankers have any input?

Nov 15, 2012
Ace Shot:

How often do you guys get laid? I'm not in finance yet but right now with my job and my lifestyle, I'll fuck a girl about 9 times a week on average. The girls that I trust to be on the pill, I'll nut in but the ones that I'm kind of sketched out by, I'll use a Trojan (Trojan man!). Any real bankers have any input?

Based on this post, I'd say you get laid 0 times a week. Not counting your hand.

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Nov 15, 2012
Ace Shot:

How often do you guys get laid? I'm not in finance yet but right now with my job and my lifestyle, I'll fuck a girl about 9 times a week on average. The girls that I trust to be on the pill, I'll nut in but the ones that I'm kind of sketched out by, I'll use a Trojan (Trojan man!). Any real bankers have any input?

what's the standard deviation on that?

Nov 15, 2012
Ace Shot:

How often do you guys get laid? I'm not in finance yet but right now with my job and my lifestyle, I'll fuck a girl about 9 times a week on average. The girls that I trust to be on the pill, I'll nut in but the ones that I'm kind of sketched out by, I'll use a Trojan (Trojan man!). Any real bankers have any input?

I'm pretty disgusted with your comment: you are an A-N-I-M-A-L...

-Cackmenimble

Nov 15, 2012

", I'll fuck a girl about 9 times a week on average."

9 girls? Maybe 9 girls on your desktop monitor....

9 times a week with one and only one (and on the pill), of course, is normal. But it's extremely difficult to keep it afloat, which was my experience.

Nov 15, 2012

Wow. I have no comment for that.

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Nov 15, 2012

its either a clever joke or a really pathetic lie

Nov 15, 2012

haha summer analysts are laid out to dry, try 1 with a standard deviation of 1 here (per week). Well, actually more like .5 with a standard deviation of .5....NYC is tough if your only 20.

Nov 15, 2012

not SA chicks. they can get all the action they want.. and itll help their career. its a win-win

Nov 15, 2012

are you speaking from personal experience?

Nov 15, 2012

unbelieveable.

Nov 15, 2012

its a joke. never heard of horny analysts trying to hit on cute intern girls?

didnt mean to offend you, chipper.

Nov 15, 2012

haha, most of the SA chicks here don't seem that way.

Nov 15, 2012

if they were smart they would put out. its the easiest way to an offer, duh. teach em a thing or two, ThoughtMan

Nov 15, 2012

you can get laid, if you work at it and you go out every chance you get. it's all about meeting people. stay away from the ones in the office is my advice, although I didn't at first...

Nov 15, 2012

i heard that NYU girls and cute SA chicks at bars/clubs only use analysts for drinks and then ditch em for hotter, buffer guys... can someone verify this

Nov 15, 2012
h4zin:

i heard that NYU girls and cute SA chicks at bars/clubs only use analysts for drinks and then ditch em for hotter, buffer guys... can someone verify this

I'd rather talk to a hot guy than an i-banker. In the bars and clubs I go to, bankers are a dime a dozen, but hot guys are few and far between. And I'll take free drinks from anyone, as long as they have decent conversation skills and don't try to touch me.

Nov 15, 2012

"i heard that NYU girls and cute SA chicks at bars/clubs only use analysts for drinks and then ditch em for hotter, buffer guys... can someone verify this"

You'll be surprised by how much big guys get made fun of, its like revenge of the nerds...errr...revenge of the preppy kids who didn't play football.

Nov 15, 2012

Mutual understanding is about as far as I get when I encounter a female of the same ilk.

Though your ability to operate in the world of finance may be a comforting predeterminate of your intelligence and personality - i'd rather avoid an intimate relationship. A Partnership - that's another story. . . FORUM Worthy?

Nov 15, 2012

ahh, children...

" In the bars and clubs I go to, bankers are a dime a dozen, but hot guys are few and far between."

And you must be one of the "hot girls" on the other end of the spectrum?

" may be a comforting predeterminate of your intelligence and personality"

Only the former is confirmed; the latter is most likely the exact opposite. All work and no play makes little johnny a dull boy.

Nov 15, 2012

I've come to three, yes three, very important conclusions about girls at the bars;

1.) if a girl frequents the bars more than once or twice a week you're probably not a girl i'd date and furthermore probably not a one-man kind of woman

2.) if you meet a girl at the bars and hook up on the first night chances are that shes been tossed up more often than a frisbee and either a.) it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, or b.) it's gonna burn when you pee in the morning

3.) when a girl asks you to take a shot its not because you're a special mother fucker, it's because she is cheap or out of money

Nov 15, 2012

disclaimer: 1 and 2 can be applied to a number of men as well

Nov 15, 2012

I dont necessarily agree with number 1. For many professionals a bar is the best place to meet someone.

Nov 15, 2012

Totally disagree with 1. Going to a bar doesn't mean you're a slut, just means you like to drink and be social. Would you rather date some chick who sits at home watching Grey's Anatomy all week? Weird.

Nov 15, 2012
fp175:

Totally disagree with 1. Going to a bar doesn't mean you're a slut, just means you like to drink and be social.

Going to a bar doesn't mean you're a slut, but it doesn't mean you're an angel either. Sounds like you are man-hungry, enjoy male-attention, and feel guilty about it.

Nov 15, 2012
fp175:

Totally disagree with 1. Going to a bar doesn't mean you're a slut, just means you like to drink and be social. Would you rather date some chick who sits at home watching Grey's Anatomy all week? Weird.

Going to the bar with friends is a totally different story. I frequent the bars with girl friends of mine regularly.

Going to a bar to meet men on a regular basis, well thats prob not a good sign.

Depends on which category you fall into. Hope that clarifies my POV.

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Nov 15, 2012

Uh I go to the same shitty bar 2-3 times a week because thats the only place my terrible, terrible fake works. Sucks being the youngest analyst.

Anyone know a good place to get a good fake in Manhattan, message me btw.

Nov 15, 2012

New York has been cracking down on IDs for the past couple years. Good luck.

Nov 15, 2012

yeah, I got my current fake here during an SA internship last summer but the guys are nowhere to be found this year.

That being said, I didn't realize going to the same bar multiple times a week seemed sketchy...

Nov 15, 2012

I got my ID right next to Bryant Park, and while it was kinda shitty (State ID, scannable, and was $35), it worked everywhere in lower manhattan. Message me if you want better directions, I think a friend from home may have gotten one there recently.

Nov 15, 2012

For anyone in the fake ID market: If you are in the Toronto area, there are several places on Yonge St where you can walk in, get your picture taken, and pick them up in 30 mintues. (They run about 40 bucks but you can usually get them cheaper.)

For those of you in NY, however, a word of caution: I had friends who went into the city for fakes who following some guy into his "apartment" only to get held up at gunpoint.

Moral of the story, know who you are buying from. Best bet is to meet a bouncer/bartender and hang out there until you're 21.

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