I'll fry your resume

I'm free to the point I created a new wso account to DESTROY your resume, bring it on.
You better handle the heat, I'm not doing this for you, I'm here to have fun because I know for a FACT most of the "aspiring" finance bros here are lazy to update their resumes and "they'll do it later" 
This is open for everyone, doesn't matter what industry or title
 
Please redact, thx


EDIT: I'm free on weekends, I'll come back to this forum whenever I have free time, drop your resume

 

People really upset about this? I took advantage of people doing this back when I was coming out and it was pretty helpful. Template is one thing, but kids are still putting 2 page resumes with 4 rows about their interests out there. 

 

Looks like I'm getting the heat, the amount of threads I've been reading on the forum "ending life, losing the race" is the reason I'm contributing, there is absolutely no reason for me to do this

And if you want a resume review - post it here, all students can take notes from the feedback given

 

Blanditiis amet autem sit tempore reiciendis. Ipsa possimus aut sit vel veritatis corrupti hic.

Voluptate dolor architecto saepe beatae placeat nobis. Consectetur commodi culpa minima deserunt qui.

Sint ipsam quibusdam rerum et adipisci. Accusamus reprehenderit aliquam molestias enim qui inventore corrupti. Dolore aliquam voluptatem eaque libero dolore qui laboriosam.

Ea porro doloribus iusto vel autem. Assumenda id quia impedit repellendus sunt sapiente rem. Natus laudantium dicta nostrum pariatur ad. Dolorem maxime et sint. Omnis harum aspernatur nesciunt pariatur. Voluptas et cumque ea dolorem.

Career Advancement Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Lazard Freres No 98.9%
  • Harris Williams & Co. 25 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 04 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.9%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 04 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.9%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (21) $373
  • Associates (91) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (68) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”