Thoughts on Stifel’s sex scandal? Wild.
“Two people at Stifel have been fired - a senior and a junior trader - after they were discovered to have had ‘sexual liaisons with the same office cleaner’ both ‘in the toilets and other locations within the building at night.” -eFinancialCareers/Bloomberg
Happens a lot more than you think. Not always the cleaners but other staff as well (like the reception staff etc).
Most just don't get caught or aren't stupid enough to do it on premises.
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This is tame but hilarious news with the caveat being that there wasn’t anything other than consensual sex happening.
Basically two dudes got sacked for enacting their workplace porn fantasies. I’m guessing the maid tried extorting the bank or one of the guys blabbed to one their buddies.
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
Anyone at Stifel know if the janitor was hot? My gut tells me this is the work of two old, divorced, bald boomers and the janitor was a slag. But if it was just a resident hot janitor who was throwing it back for the VPs and below, that is fucking A1 office accommodation mate.
Mods are censoring obvious jokes now? Someone explain to me how this violates user guidelines but somehow the Kendrick v Drake thread doesn't.
"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson |
"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill |
"It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson |
"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill |
"It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson |
"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill |
"It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
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Happens a lot more than you think. Not always the cleaners but other staff as well (like the reception staff etc).
Most just don't get caught or aren't stupid enough to do it on premises.
This is tame but hilarious news with the caveat being that there wasn’t anything other than consensual sex happening.
Basically two dudes got sacked for enacting their workplace porn fantasies. I’m guessing the maid tried extorting the bank or one of the guys blabbed to one their buddies.
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
I did not have sexual relations with the office cleaner
Surprised they couldn't just sweep it under the rug
nice
Hopefully it wasn't Consuela from Family Guy
Anyone at Stifel know if the janitor was hot? My gut tells me this is the work of two old, divorced, bald boomers and the janitor was a slag. But if it was just a resident hot janitor who was throwing it back for the VPs and below, that is fucking A1 office accommodation mate.
so the senior was mad that he got the junior's sloppy seconds?
Banking is clearly in decline if people are getting fires for this instead of promoted
Mods are censoring obvious jokes now? Someone explain to me how this violates user guidelines but somehow the Kendrick v Drake thread doesn't.
Kinky
I think they thought it was just frowned upon.
My honest reaction was that I was surprised Stifel traders would speak good enough Spanish to be smooth with a cleaning lady.
Who said it was a cleaning lady?
Good catch. Would explain a lot actually.
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