Thoughts on Stifel’s Sex Scandal?

Thoughts on Stifel’s sex scandal? Wild. “Two people at Stifel have been fired - a senior and a junior trader - after they were discovered to have had ‘sexual liaisons with the same office cleaner’ both ‘in the toilets and other locations within the building at night.” -eFinancialCareers/Bloomberg

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Happens a lot more than you think. Not always the cleaners but other staff as well (like the reception staff etc).

Most just don't get caught or aren't stupid enough to do it on premises.

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Anyone at Stifel know if the janitor was hot? My gut tells me this is the work of two old, divorced, bald boomers and the janitor was a slag. But if it was just a resident hot janitor who was throwing it back for the VPs and below, that is fucking A1 office accommodation mate.  

 

Mods are censoring obvious jokes now? Someone explain to me how this violates user guidelines but somehow the Kendrick v Drake thread doesn't. 

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"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Who said it was a cleaning lady?

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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