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This is not going to end well.

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Man’s catching too much strange with his sick leather jacket. Three women and counting. The jealous ass board was never going to let him get away with it. 

...but is it REPE?
 

He is (was) the most powerful business man on earth. The risk of giving that up for a nut is absolutely not worth it. That being said, you’re telling me the EE nerd who became the most powerful business man on earth, and perhaps the most ADMIRED CEO on the planet (literally no one shits on him like Musk, Bezos, Altman, and you can understand why based on how kingly he comes off in interviews), wasn’t using all this to get a little strange, finally??!! Can you blame him?? Frankly IMO, he deserved to! I mean he should have divorced his wife, a while ago but I guarantee women have been throwing themselves at him. Absolutely against that he was forced to resign from the company he made and NVidia gets the dual whammy of losing him + probably gaining a competitor

 

Billionaires having torrid affairs with consenting, adult women is honestly a step in the right direction. 

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