Who Else Has Slept With Hot Girls That Coffee Chatted Them?
One personal anecdote - I slept with this sophomore (20) from a top-tier sister sorority (think Tri Delt/KKG/Aphi) of my fraternity on campus at a hypertarget (WHYP) when I was an AN2 (24).
A girl I was friends with (MBB) texted me and said that her sister was recruiting around now and wanted to make a warm intro with her, so I met her for dinner (yeah weird IK but I met her before a few times in my hometown and at frat ragers so it wasn't like I was coffee chatting a stranger) on a slow week. It went pretty well and we shot the shit about my college days and her sister mostly. Towards the last 15 minutes or so she mentioned an interest in banking and talked about my group (top EB) with some boilerplate questions and asked if I could make an intro to some of the other analysts in the bullpen. Just when I was about to leave, she got very touchy and asked if she could come over to my place. I said yes and one thing led to another.
Has this happened to anyone else? This isn't the only time I did this but she was the hottest for sure. I don't do it often as I don't make advances on college girls who are trying to get their foot in the door, rather it's them who start flirting with me. I don't recommend any of you ugly/short/overweight monkeys try this though, as I'm a 6'3 former rugby player at my hypertarget (WHYP) with a full head of hair and chiseled face.
Congrats on the sex. Now go spread comps
I said this was when I was an AN2 implying I left for the buyside since then AN1
Weird because you were also interviewing in March and looking for summer accomodations the next two summers and posting about your frustrations with the entry-level work, before you decided a month later that you were actually in a Top PE seat and were a HF rainmaker. Amazing one month career progression especially given that you've spent the whole month on WSO trying to astroturf RBC into a prestigious job. Please can we ban this troll already and return to life without a dozen posts every day about how RBC is twice as selective and five times more profitable than Moelis.
Dear OP, this is not the website to post your dreams on. Based on your post history, you’re right now relaxing as it’s Sunday and as a likely back office risk analyst, you don’t understand what it means to work more than 45 hours in a week.
WSO analysts and associates would all welcome you to stop subscribing to Onlyfans and posssibly go out to the real world and genuinely meet a few girls. Sure, they’ll reject you at first because you look like a troll who hasn’t seen daylight, but after a few months of getting out (hitting a gym instead of your moms snack closet) and communicating, the sky’s the limit! Maybe you’ll even land a middle office job!
aren’t you the kid with the 6’3” secret gay boyfriend who plays lax at UVA?
I knew the author as soon as I read the title of this thread.
Of all the things they censor on this site now, why is this guy allowed to keep making idiotic troll posts??
Cause it’s funny as fuck lmfao
Exactly my thought.
I do this a ton. Issue is when those girls start emailing HR accusing you of SH. Thankfully my dad’s head of investment banking at the firm and convinces compliance to just let it go.
I did it with both the hot girls and guys. Get on my level first!
I mean this is pretty clearly fake. Everyone knows Rugby chads have mullets, not a full head of hair
How unemployed are you?
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