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"What every banker girl needs"; 1. A man. 2. Broom,..."What every banker girl needs"; 1. A man. 2. Broom, to clean for man. 3.Oven, to cook for man. 15
Patrick - why does something like this get front page...Patrick - why does something like this get front page status? Is there any substance here - at all? I'm honestly asking and am very curious as to why drivel like this makes it to the top when there are actually informative threads out there. It's neither very well written, particularly...11
Here is a one-year "marriage proposal option." If you...Here is a one-year "marriage proposal option." If you execute the trade in one year, you will get a real ring.11
Sent you the sample test with instructions that I had...Sent you the sample test with instructions that I had while interviewing a boutique. Hope it helps and good luck with the interview. 7
What are the best B-school for Asians? KeRRogg??What are the best B-school for Asians? KeRRogg??7
"Please accept this instead of the ring !""Please accept this instead of the ring !"6
When they ask you this, just ask them, "How does your...When they ask you this, just ask them, "How does your Mom's pussy taste?" "WTF, what kind of asshole are you? Why would you ask me that?" "I thought we were playing the 'who can ask the most inappropriate questions game'. No, but seriously, does it taste sweet? It definitely looks...5
i've had a few drinks tonight, but i'm going to go out...i've had a few drinks tonight, but i'm going to go out on a limb and say that the OP is a bit of a cunt. either that or a very clever troll. but probably a bit of a cunt. what do you guys think, troll or cunt??3
Ugh. Forty years of liberal policies to help blacks, and...Ugh. Forty years of liberal policies to help blacks, and this is how they pay back society. Disgusting. 3
Sent you the sample test with instructions that I had...Sent you the sample test with instructions that I had while interviewing a boutique. Hope it helps and good luck with the interview. Could you send it to me too please? Thanks! Done.3
I can't believe we let women vote...I can't believe we let women vote...3
dude chill with the hashtags dude chill with the hashtags 3
The Shearin Group Real Estate Broker Just Sold: 1130... The Shearin Group Real Estate Broker Just Sold: 1130 9th Street in Hermosa Beach It doesn't matter how you slice it, 1130 9th Street is one of the most gorgeous homes in Hermosa Beach, and I just sold it. This stunning home is so...3
The Shearin Group Real Estate Broker: The Blue Zone...The Shearin Group Real Estate Broker: The Blue Zone Project in the Beach Cities I really like what the Blue Zone Project does: it’s a public health initiative headed by Beach Cities Health District, to make life better in our local communities. Blue Zone asks local South Bay residents to...3
Parents found out I did cocaine, weed, and other...Parents found out I did cocaine, weed, and other drugs Never felt so much shame and embarassment in my life, it was a good wake up call. pussy3
Relevant question: Are you hotRelevant question: Are you hot3
If you know so much why the fuck are you asking?If you know so much why the fuck are you asking?3
These people need to be shipped to a far away desolate...These people need to be shipped to a far away desolate island and have then fight till death. Fucking sickening that people like this are roaming free. That desolate island is called Africa.2
Ugh. Forty years of liberal policies to help blacks, and...Ugh. Forty years of liberal policies to help blacks, and this is how they pay back society. Disgusting. I knew some bitch ass was going to bring race into the conversation. It was only a matter of time. Can't we judge idiots on the content of their character instead of the color of their...2
Sent you the sample test with instructions that I had...Sent you the sample test with instructions that I had while interviewing a boutique. Hope it helps and good luck with the interview. Could you send it to me too please? Thanks! Done. Can you send this to me as well? Thank you. Sent2
Could I also have it sent to me please? SentCould I also have it sent to me please? Sent2
Could I also have it sent to me please? Sent Sorry...Could I also have it sent to me please? Sent Sorry to be a pest but could you send it to me too please? Sent. 2
So how does it feel to be a dump for men's batch?So how does it feel to be a dump for men's batch?2
I read your post, and tip my hat to the delicacy and...I read your post, and tip my hat to the delicacy and amiability with which you treated Bankerella's utter disrespect for what my brain is forced to process when I read her crazed, soporific rants. I have conducted an investigation of my own, however, and through countless Monte Carlo...2
Alright, been in NYC a few years and here's my 2 cents...Alright, been in NYC a few years and here's my 2 cents on how to find a "good girl" (marriable) (and yes, I think they exist, there are definitely girls who have the potential to be good and girls who don't have this potential IMO) 1. She needs to be under 27. After this age she's undoubtedly...2
I'm not planning anything like this right now, but I'm...I'm not planning anything like this right now, but I'm still curious about it: What non-Australian schools are targets for IBD in Australia and how hard is it to get a work visa?. I.e., how hard is it to move to down under as a fresh grad or a first/second year analyst? It will comes down to...2
People can see through some bogus space filling shit on...People can see through some bogus space filling shit on your resume.. Cut the BS out... Anyone with half a nut can tell you actually didn't do much at the internship2
Seriously man, you really need to work on that resume....Seriously man, you really need to work on that resume. Its pretty obvious that you're fluffing it up2
@DickFuld @Beny23 @DickFuld @Beny23 2
Hey animalz, thanks for the thoughts. If you read any...Hey animalz, thanks for the thoughts. If you read any of my responses above you would see that I already said that we typically reduce the content by 5-20% from this template before deciding to increase font by ~1 pt, margins by X, etc. I think it's important to remember that your bullets will...2
Nice avi! haha. And thank you for the encouraging...Nice avi! haha. And thank you for the encouraging words. Love to add back to the community in any small way I can. If it wasn't for places like WSO, kids like me would never have any knowledge that careers like IB even exist. I hope to contribute much more as I go along. Please feel free to...2
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ibd101 is only "willing to share" if you're happy to pay...ibd101 is only "willing to share" if you're happy to pay $50 for the WSO prep pack, or $100 for the networking guide + interview pack. Just a heads up.2
Hi fellow monkeys, I was wondering what are some...Hi fellow monkeys, I was wondering what are some attractive, lucrative, and great exotic locations to do IB or PE ? Anyone know of any ? I have been told about UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and more. Opinions are highly appreciated. So how many pounds of crack-cocaine and methamphetamine did...2
So you're going to act like a dumb clueless bitch to...So you're going to act like a dumb clueless bitch to cover it up for the world?? Good for you. I hope your employer enjoys babysitting your insufferable ass.2
Full disclosure: I'm a mormon. I used to work at AT...Full disclosure: I'm a mormon. I used to work at AT Kearney and I download porn after work and jack off all over people's desks. In fact, I invented the "sticky cup" game. I would jizz on the table, then put a coffee mug (with flat bottom) on it, make sure there are no air pockets. Next...2
Andrew W... (aka FiduciaryPartners2), It would be a...Andrew W... (aka FiduciaryPartners2), It would be a really good idea to delete the properties in an Excel file before sharing.2
it's not about being politically correct. It's just that...it's not about being politically correct. It's just that saying that fewer black bankers is attributable to the fact that blacks are dubmer than whites is a retarded statement to make. And if you stand by that statement, you yourself are a retard. You have to look way beyond that, mostly at...1
I also suggest you buy it. However, for those that...I also suggest you buy it. However, for those that own it, here's where you can get a free electronic backup: http://ebook30.com/business/economics-and-finances/78671/stephen-g.-moyer-distressed-debt-analysis-strategies-for-speculative-investors.html Edit: Good for 10 downloads:...1
honestly bro? do you live on gay st. or something (yes...honestly bro? do you live on gay st. or something (yes it exists in baltimore) honestly bro? come at me bro! come at me! wait thats ronnies line1
I accepted their offer in Fixed Income for this summer...I accepted their offer in Fixed Income for this summer along with a two-year scholarship for junior/senior year. Multiple people told me not to cross this MD who went to bat for me in S&T, said "when you have someone with that much juice who's swinging for you, the last thing you want to do is...1
^^^ i vote for cunt in case it wasn't clear.^^^ i vote for cunt in case it wasn't clear.1
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yall nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif bking...yall nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it. all the best Cornrow P.S. pppprrrrrrrr ^^ ^^ ...1
For forex, I used Citi and oanda's demos. There is a...For forex, I used Citi and oanda's demos. There is a good community around babypips.com, and the basics apply to most asset classes.1
Let me put this into perspective for you. Here are some...Let me put this into perspective for you. Here are some numbers from Harvard Business School, in the Class of 2013. - There are 100 McKinsey alumni. - There are 42 BCG alumni. - There are 41 Bain alumni - There are 22 Deloitte alumni, mix of audit, tax & consulting - There are 9 PWC...1
SB for you Flake! All I can say is I came to the US 2...SB for you Flake! All I can say is I came to the US 2 years ago without any biases or conceptions about crime and what sort of people to avoid. Now, I know better.1
This is the cheapest one I know. It has video clips and...This is the cheapest one I know. It has video clips and excel sheets. http://breakingintowallstreet.com/biws/breaking-into-wall-street-courses/ Hope it helps. If you have specific questions, let me know. P.S. I have tried Wall Street Training, Analyst Exchange, Investment Banking...1
Could you send it to me as well? Thank you so much in...Could you send it to me as well? Thank you so much in advance. Sent.1
Can you forward it to me please? thank you very much...Can you forward it to me please? thank you very much man Sent.1
Can you send it to me too? Thanks! sent.Can you send it to me too? Thanks! sent.1
Can you send it to me as well? Thanks in advance! sent.Can you send it to me as well? Thanks in advance! sent.1
Can someone send it to me as well? Thanks. Sent. Can someone send it to me as well? Thanks. Sent. 1
Can someone send it to me as well ? Thanks! Sent.Can someone send it to me as well ? Thanks! Sent.1
Can someone please send a copy to me when they get the...Can someone please send a copy to me when they get the chance. Thanks. sent.1
Has anyone here ever been to Africa? Lived there?? ...Has anyone here ever been to Africa? Lived there?? Fucking ignorant idiots without an iota of sense making fucking ignorant comments. Africa will fix itself in due time. Africa is literarily 60 years old at the oldest (apart from maybe Ethiopea). The US wasn't exactly better 60 years after...1
I think that this is the case with one and all,...I think that this is the case with one and all, especialy if one is in a new job. The seniors and the older colleagues try to bully you and make you follow all their commands whether legitimate or otherwise. Just take a chill pill..its just a passing phase, have some patience, wverything would...1
I work in ops at a BB at a non-NY location. Accepted job...I work in ops at a BB at a non-NY location. Accepted job after spending a year in a financial analysis role for a growing company. Couldn't resist the 10% raise, firm reputation, and 5-10% bonus as stated on my offer letter. Fast forward 7 months and I have received basically no bonus, am...1
Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it... Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free. I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows. Sound advice for you guys: have...1
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my friend at BofA said the guy who runs it is a 2010...my friend at BofA said the guy who runs it is a 2010 graduate who could not get a buyside job and he heard he was fired for stealing templates to create the site. i saw an email that was comical about them and wearthly group going at it1
M&I another good resourceM&I another good resource1
i can picture this chick wearing a strap-on just so she...i can picture this chick wearing a strap-on just so she can suck her own dick...1
@philbraunberg I don't know the owner of the site on a...@philbraunberg I don't know the owner of the site on a personal / friend level so don't know his full character. I do know he did not steal a template for the gobuyside.com website. I have no idea if he got fired or not -- but since I am the designer of the site I know he didn't steal...1
Start calling & emailing bankers. Its just like picking...Start calling & emailing bankers. Its just like picking up a chick at a bar, AKA it’s a straight numbers game. Sure good looks at the bar help you get chicks and a Harvard education helps get you into investment banking, but every day ugly guys are getting laid and non-target school guys are...1
your morning routine consists of a pearl necklace and...your morning routine consists of a pearl necklace and yet you still make it out in 20 mins? your man must be quick1
At least now if for some reason you weren't getting...At least now if for some reason you weren't getting fired, it's front-paged so if anyone from work checks out WSO you're totally fucked! Love, BlackHat1
Simple: Keep the ones that are happily married.Simple: Keep the ones that are happily married.1
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Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a...Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his his nose. (Im kidding Im kidding) doesn't make sense, chinese have flat noses. i've heard this one before, except it was with a jew. btw, i don't condone racist jokes. i love all people...1
sigh, it has nothing to do with ratios...wtf are you an...sigh, it has nothing to do with ratios...wtf are you an engineer or something? Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his his nose. (Im kidding Im kidding) doesn't make sense, chinese have flat noses. i've heard this one before, except...1
your mom's an engineer. sigh, it has nothing to do...your mom's an engineer. sigh, it has nothing to do with ratios...wtf are you an engineer or something? Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his his nose. (Im kidding Im kidding) doesn't make sense, chinese have flat noses. i've...1
This school dick measuring horseshit is beyond...This school dick measuring horseshit is beyond ridiculous. Brady you are like 30 still pissing in the wind about grad v undergrad quality. Grow up. Just having a little fun with harvardgrad08, who was making nonsensical claims. You seem really mad though. Having a bad day, or does your...1
Anyone know when these will be released for the averages...Anyone know when these will be released for the averages and 80 percent ranges for GMATs and GPAs? Thanks! Here's HBS, with a range -- not 80%. http://www.hbs.edu/mba/admissions/class-statistics/ Also helpmehelpme, I owe you an answer on my thread, don't I? will revert v....1
this kind of sissy piece makes me sick, and those who...this kind of sissy piece makes me sick, and those who call themselves "type A" are type B's.1
1-Rattle the basket: Wear your nice face and be nice to...1-Rattle the basket: Wear your nice face and be nice to him for a couple of days while you drop "hints" about what's going on. 2- Insert fear in his heart: Casually mention how other people in other offices have been talking about the guy who has been talking about you. Say you're determined to...1
Brady from what I understand you are a wharton undergrad...Brady from what I understand you are a wharton undergrad graduate and work for a HF, you could be one of the most respected people on this forum but instead everyone fucking hates you. I'm a sophomore in college, good school but I havent really done shit with my life yet, but I can still see you...1
I'm not even going to touch this... (edited because...I'm not even going to touch this... (edited because i'm pretty sure im on my last chance) although this troll purge will make things more respectable to the wider audience, it will make the site less fun1
9/14/2012 updated list of schools we have reps at:...9/14/2012 updated list of schools we have reps at: University of Florida Imperial College NYU Wilfrid Laurier University of Buffalo University of Florida Lehigh University Queen's University University of Denver John Cabot University Pace University Baruch College Emory...1
This internet tough-guy thing has to stop, buddy. What...This internet tough-guy thing has to stop, buddy. What kind of guy gets easily riled by some rando douchey college kid on the internet? It'll make people think you're insecure and impotent in real life. Bankerella, I get it if you're not into "wifey." I really do. Just so long as it's not...1
...http://www.sooperarticles.com/authors/417818/alison-malambri.html link to pic, now SBs1
I did something similar back in high school, selling...I did something similar back in high school, selling antique sex toys online.1
I graduated debt free as well, but you've got it...I graduated debt free as well, but you've got it completely wrong, IMHO. Your parents don't want your money and material items--your parents want your time and to be an integral part of your life. That's not to say that if you were making $300,000/year you should let your parents live in...1
Honestly, if you rather play video games on your phone...Honestly, if you rather play video games on your phone because it's $2, you are not a gamer.1
OP, some would disagree with you just as you with...OP, some would disagree with you just as you with someone. You did nothing but forked up more directions and a waste of 1 minute of my life.1
Very tough interview process. Good group, seem to be...Very tough interview process. Good group, seem to be putting a lot of capital to work. My understanding is the place has a very family like atmosphere. Former VP is now CFO of a Public Company. Average comp levels.1
you seem like a total fucking idiot.you seem like a total fucking idiot.1
PM me if you are interested in splitting/sharing the...PM me if you are interested in splitting/sharing the cost with me! LOMS is a great program - definitely worth getting.1
Shoes are one of the most evaluated accessories in a...Shoes are one of the most evaluated accessories in a man’s wardrobe. I think every man should have at least one pair of Custom Made shoes. It's better off buying one pair of well-made shoes rather than five shoes that cost $150 each and last one year each. I personally really enjoyed the...1
INDIA is where all the actions will be, bitches. usa is...INDIA is where all the actions will be, bitches. usa is going down, china will be imploded, the europe, well, u know the rest. Better starting learning Indian m'fers. u will be talking about Mumbai instead of New York, Patel Sachs baby. All the hedge funds will also be headquartered in India.1
If you do well and take advantage of Citi's training and...If you do well and take advantage of Citi's training and resources, a lateral to IBD could be possible. I am currently in a similar program at another top 3 bank and have had solid experience so far. If you are in a good team with solid deal flow, your exposure could be pretty robust. My team...1
Im not saying its illegal this is America. Hate crime...Im not saying its illegal this is America. Hate crime was just recently a difneable crime in the last 20 years. It should be illegal but it is as sure as sh!t stank immoral1
There's no way I'm going to read through all of this but...There's no way I'm going to read through all of this but if the OP really wants to paint a "clear picture" he also needs to mention how often he left early to play soccer and his frequent 3 day weekends in Miami without giving a heads up to the people he was working with. And constantly...1
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haters say Africa isn't developed? bro i got news 4...haters say Africa isn't developed? bro i got news 4 u it has movies and Christmas 1
I actually think your background is very impressive....I actually think your background is very impressive. Well done for putting yourself forward like this. I would perhaps create a Professional Profile at the start highlighting your key skills and what you bring to the table. Mine for example looks like this: "A dynamic, results driven...1
To the guy who said anal sex is for the gays...well you...To the guy who said anal sex is for the gays...well you obviously never slept with a girl that has loose pussy before. Loose pussy cant get your dick up, so the hole up north starts looking that much better.tbh -- that sounds like more of a 'you' problem than a 'her' problem. 1
Great posts from initialsCG and Kenny Powers, definitely...Great posts from initialsCG and Kenny Powers, definitely agree with a majority of your points. From my experience, foreign girls > white girls for dating/serious relationships. Most of the white girls (especially the hotter ones) have an incredible sense of self-entitlement and selfishness,...1
In The Flesh: Race, political views and religion... In The Flesh: Race, political views and religion are absolutely irrelevant. The most important thing is to look at how she treats other people. And whether she likes you as much as you like her, of course. Tell that to the sexy JAP that wouldn't even give me the time of...1
Have you considered applying for the Stanford Mayfield...Have you considered applying for the Stanford Mayfield fellows program? http://stvp.stanford.edu/teaching/mfp/ Usually students in that program have good visibility and are looked by the HBS and of course the Stanford deferred admit programs. If you are doing a co-term, you might be able to...1
This is a bit off-topic but can someone please pm me the...This is a bit off-topic but can someone please pm me the models from the 1st edition? I didn't receive them and the website linked in the book doesn't seem to provide the models anymore. I would really appreciate it and give out a sb to that person Send me a PM with your email address1
Also interested. Would hate to drop $50 extra dollars...Also interested. Would hate to drop $50 extra dollars if the models are the same as the 1st editions. Any info would be greatly appreciated.1
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I really learned from my TTS Excel and Modeling package...I really learned from my TTS Excel and Modeling package - helped me land a great offer. Selling it for half the price - PM me1
I think you guys are just confusing a "scam" for China...I think you guys are just confusing a "scam" for China "SOP" (Standard Operating Procedure). I did an internship a while back in 2011 and when I got to China I saw that ripping off foreigners seemed to be the national pass time! CRCC has a hustle going on without a doubt, but I am not so sure it...1
BIWS FIG model might be your best chance in seeing a FIG...BIWS FIG model might be your best chance in seeing a FIG model. https://breakingintowallstreet.com/biws/bank-modeling/. Maybe someone has purchased the program and don't mind sharing the model can help you out 1
So I was pondering this question the other day because I...So I was pondering this question the other day because I know I am going to make it to at least the director level if not MP level. What would my exit opps be like if I left the fund at the director level as opposed to waiting the extra year till I make MP. I'm assuming I would get hired as the...1
I have faith in you son, what about Goldmans or BBs?I have faith in you son, what about Goldmans or BBs?1
+1 I especially liked the part about not thinking IB is...+1 I especially liked the part about not thinking IB is the only job that can ever make you successful. I had that mind set coming out of school, and my dumbass was DISAPPOINTED because I 'only' got a job in private banking at a top BB (arguably the best private bank in the US, if not the...1
^^Somebody's a miserable investment banker Somewhat...^^Somebody's a miserable investment banker Somewhat true, but I'm just saying. Re-read his post and you'll see. It's not offering any advice or input but rather why his job at "the most prestigious private bank in the world" is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I don't think it's...1
RustyFork: DCDepository: Obviously there's a... RustyFork: DCDepository: Obviously there's a trend now where fraternity and sorority brothers and sisters can't keep basic secrets and are wiling to F their friends by spreading private emails far and wide. Definitely a bizarre trend and not something I would expect my fraternity...1
Once again, peinvestor is proven to be a little bitch. I...Once again, peinvestor is proven to be a little bitch. I just hope he comes back and admits that he was 1) wrong months ago and 2) that he's a little bitch.1
"pls" ......REALLY? Hey warren, fuck..."pls" ......REALLY? Hey warren, fuck yourself. Sincerely, - Everyone1
Forget a billion....who wants a blow job? Ammirite? Forget a billion....who wants a blow job? Ammirite? 1
Ain't no blow job I have ever had worth a billion...Ain't no blow job I have ever had worth a billion...1
Make sure to put it on your resume. Do it!I read through...Make sure to put it on your resume. Do it!I read through a number of your posts and can only surmise that you are the world's most subtle troll. Every post I read is slightly socially awkward and strangely cheery with a lot of exclamation points!!! Only astute observers can tell that you're...1
Block me for what, exactly? Patrick should probably ban...Block me for what, exactly? Patrick should probably ban you for posting literally thousands of nonsensical posts with the intention of misleading people into believing that you are a sesasoned professional who knows what you're talking about. It's clear you don't. Even worse, in addition to...1
You're an idiotYou're an idiot1
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My guesses are Dropbox and Bain. Some things to...My guesses are Dropbox and Bain. Some things to consider: - You can always go from MBB to Tech (we get recruited like crazy), but you can't go the other way (unless you go back for the MBA). - Generally speaking, every year you spend in MBB is worth about two years spent in industry,...1
Too many banking professionals sign up to LinkedIn just...Too many banking professionals sign up to LinkedIn just to be there but never spend a minute to populate their profile. If you want to look good in searches (remember that investors, partners, clients as well as recruiters will search for you), you ought to upload a professional photo. Simply by...1
Your dick will be bigger in Asia, relatively speaking of...Your dick will be bigger in Asia, relatively speaking of course.1
Note: I am not a huge fan of the US in general. This...Note: I am not a huge fan of the US in general. This country is not that special, or particularly well run. I think this place can be pretty backwards and I feel there is a lot of institutional racism/discrimination in place. I don't believe "all men are created equal." I believe that if you...1
Take a look at the Guard Lite, this is a product that I...Take a look at the Guard Lite, this is a product that I think will make all of our malls, shopping plazas and any place providing 24 hour security safer because it runs on solar power. no need to worry about power outage 1
heister: A dream within a dream within a dream... heister: A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream...1
My dick is so big it doesn't swing, it drags.My dick is so big it doesn't swing, it drags.1
Gypsy is a perjorative term to the Romany people. I...Gypsy is a perjorative term to the Romany people. I certainly find it offensive. If the author were to use any other racial slur, others would be offended as well. I submit that there is no difference. Do your homework please. That term was mentioned nowhere in this thread except quotations...1
Ok, where should I start... this resume is great because...Ok, where should I start... this resume is great because you can fit more information on it than at M&I resume, but since most of monkeys here are college students, I would recommend M&I over WSO. Top reasons why: 1) Separation between topics (Education, Work XP, etc.) is better at M&I, which...1
Track your macros and adjust calories as needed. ...Track your macros and adjust calories as needed. natural bodybuilding is pretty simple. Continue to train heavy and consistantly. That where gains come from long periods of consistantcy. 1
You can build fully automated models in excel (LBO, DCF)...You can build fully automated models in excel (LBO, DCF) at Novo34. Just google for the website1
my co-worker's ex-wife makes $86 every hour on the...my co-worker's ex-wife makes $86 every hour on the laptop . She has been without a job for five months but last month her payment was $16330 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read Full Article + ZeeJOB.Com1
The Benefits of Living in an HOA Community Every day,...The Benefits of Living in an HOA Community Every day, people ask me if I have any available listings in the Manhattan Village gated community. It’s such a popular location because of the safety, the incredible parkettes and sidewalks, and the gated surroundings. Of course, there are...1
Amy Howorth, Manhattan Beach’s New Mayor Amy...Amy Howorth, Manhattan Beach’s New Mayor Amy Howorth is Manhattan Beach’s recently elected new mayor, and she seems to embody the local spirit of the Manhattan Beach community. In a recent interview, she said,“Take any job seriously but don’t take yourself too seriously,” which I...1
I have done CHicago banking - night and day difference...I have done CHicago banking - night and day difference between NYC and Chicago. Chicago is laid back, but with fewer exit oppts.1
Rumplesmoothspin, I generally don't write here, but...Rumplesmoothspin, I generally don't write here, but since you mentioned my name and asked a question then I would like to respond. I surely will not make money throwing this event. In fact, the only way I would make money from this venture is if the end results are a success. And I won't have...1
I once called a girl at a deli.I once called a girl at a deli.1
I suggest an app called "iValueApp", a bit more modern...I suggest an app called "iValueApp", a bit more modern than normal books and which includes calculator with formulas etc. I found it very useful as it includes also mistakes to avoid and best practice advice1
I agree, if something like social mediacan have that...I agree, if something like social mediacan have that much of a drastic impact on your mood, something may be wrong with the individual. Especially if it comes to a point where an individual has to delete his profile just to feel better. If someone is on Facebook/Social Media constantly...1
good initiative thatgood initiative that1
What's the difference between her posting here and one...What's the difference between her posting here and one of us cold-calling a bank? Someone give her a SB, I'm already out.1
^^ I second this. UT has been placing really well in IB...^^ I second this. UT has been placing really well in IB so far. All MM/BB recruit for Houston and a quite a few recruit for NY (Evercore, GS, RBC, Greenhill, Moelis, and Credit Suisse)1
why is this guy not banned yet?! and all his fake...why is this guy not banned yet?! and all his fake accounts? dont know where to begin. just a complete r-tard he is not a troll, he lies about his profile all the time, inflates it, etc. but he is too stupid to be a troll cant believe this happening every few months omg... as...1
Huh, I assumed the female equivalent would be dyke...who...Huh, I assumed the female equivalent would be dyke...who knew nah only fags say dyke1
I fuck chicks you suck dicks sonI fuck chicks you suck dicks son1
Why don't you skip the round of beer, throw on a skirt...Why don't you skip the round of beer, throw on a skirt and blow the whole lot of them.1
my team just won a good chunk of business and my boss...my team just won a good chunk of business and my boss came by talking about banging 16-year-olds. i said i feel weird hitting on chicks younger than 19 and he gave me the most disappointed look. im loling so hard1
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LOL a buddy of mine at a HF in Toronto was just telling...LOL a buddy of mine at a HF in Toronto was just telling me about this hahaha. He was saying you basically input any search function into it and it gives you answers in real-time. Not really sure how it works but apparently it saves him a ton of time at work. Funny hearing about this twice on the...1
It sounds like you are a do-ER with no leadership...It sounds like you are a do-ER with no leadership skills. For starters use words such as: -responsible for x,y,z etc -achieved x,y,z by etc -key projects involved x,y,z with aum exceeding etc most importantly, you need to be able to speak about it during the interview... 1
Views like this are reason the US pop is stereotyped as...Views like this are reason the US pop is stereotyped as being so ignorant. At least spend a decent amount of time in a Muslim country before making such sweeping statements. Muslims don't hate everything you love, you really don't have a clue and are showing how naive you are. The issue...1
Got a ton of prep material from SA recruiting days,...Got a ton of prep material from SA recruiting days, willing to share1
Don't ask, especially not now. They offer internships...Don't ask, especially not now. They offer internships because they are trying to find competent people to hire; if you didn't prove that you are qualified during your first internship, then you are probably not going to impress them the second time either, or at least the probability for that is...1
Hi tpath, I already had my interview, but I'd...Hi tpath, I already had my interview, but I'd recommend Consulting101 com and/or PrepLounge com as case partner search tools. As your interview is already on Oct 31 you might want to rather opt for PrepLounge com, as it is a bit easier and quicker to find a case partner there. Good luck!1
I'm gonna throw MS at every one of your posts I come...I'm gonna throw MS at every one of your posts I come across until you change that lame ass name1
If you are only making $250k a year as the principal of...If you are only making $250k a year as the principal of a real estate based investment firm, you are doing something wrong. How small an operation is this? I know several no-name commercial brokers knocking down 250-500k. I mean 10 million in annual sales = 300k in gross commissions as a...1
fuck studying all together. I used to go to the library...fuck studying all together. I used to go to the library everyday after my classes ended and I would grab a cubicle and download massive levels of porno (JAV) every day. Like 5-6 gigs per day, triple that amount during the weekend. Did this consistently for about 6 months, every work day and on...1
I used to work at KPMG and in terms of what I did,...I used to work at KPMG and in terms of what I did, well...everyday after work I would go into an office and download massive levels of porno (JAV) every day. Like 5-6 gigs per work day, triple that amount during the weekend. Did this consistently for about 6 months, every work day and on both...1
Hm...I had a buddy who used to work at Deloitte. Ask the...Hm...I had a buddy who used to work at Deloitte. Ask the recruiter if she knew someone who used to stay after work at the office to download porno and masturbate all over the partners/managers' desks. I guarantee that will separate you from the herd.1
50k-60k all in. It's a fucking joke. Full disclosure:...50k-60k all in. It's a fucking joke. Full disclosure: I used to work at PwC.1
Undergrad : HYSP Grad : H/S/W Big tits, big...Undergrad : HYSP Grad : H/S/W Big tits, big butt Aryan race Blue eyes , blonde hair CURVY GPA : Greater than 3.69 IB/PE/HF Moans loud Squirt to bang ratio : 20: 1 Enjoys taking control while sex RICH1
I used to work at PwC a few years back and I can...I used to work at PwC a few years back and I can definitely give you a serious answer unlike all the other trolls/retards on this thread. The shortest way I found was to just stay later at work. Like, when everyone's gone for the day, I would just grab a room and download 3-4 solid hours of...1
naw just have a drink and relax. Maybe jack off a...naw just have a drink and relax. Maybe jack off a bit. Then go sleep it off.1
what does "corporate finance (NPL) Analyst ". Is NPL Net...what does "corporate finance (NPL) Analyst ". Is NPL Net Profit and Loss? If so, then i'm sorry to break it to you, you're still back office. 1
bowtie? why? why would you ever want to wear a bowtie?...bowtie? why? why would you ever want to wear a bowtie? Do you WANT to be punched in the face? I imagine you wear glasses also. Nothing wrong with wearing glasses btw, just something wrong with you.1
you need to lubricate it with jizz firstyou need to lubricate it with jizz first1
Want to suck my dick instead? Want to suck my dick instead? 1
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Yea agreed. Yea agreed. 1
Rankings don't mean nothing. Everyone knows Wharton has...Rankings don't mean nothing. Everyone knows Wharton has the best finance faculty, booth is best for hedge fund recruiting, and Harvard is the best of them all. Stanford is a world's top school too. All of them are great schools and you can't go wrong.1
three words. cat. fisting. anally. that is all.three words. cat. fisting. anally. that is all.1
pussy.pussy.1
2-3 years if its relevant, if its not relevant you...2-3 years if its relevant, if its not relevant you aren't getting in. I know plenty of examples of people who came from big 4 corp fin after 2-3 years and went in either as 3rd year analyst or first year associate. Even seen some people making the switch from audit with about 2 years of...1
the trick with irrelevant experience is you are assuming...the trick with irrelevant experience is you are assuming that those "irrelevant experiences" doesn't help for IB recruiting but can land you in a M7 school. sure some experience would qualify (non profit etc) but chances are if you are good enough to get into a M7 school the experiences are...1
but what about injecting water inside cats, from their ass?but what about injecting water inside cats, from their ass?1
Oh right, because women don't use the internet. Gotcha. Oh right, because women don't use the internet. Gotcha. 1
1. think about that hot intern at work 2. get a...1. think about that hot intern at work 2. get a boner 3. close eyes, relax and smile... rinse and repeat.1
Japanese banks, huh, yeah What is it good...Japanese banks, huh, yeah What is it good for Absolutely nothing Uh-huh 1
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You're an idiotYou're an idiot0
may be a little off topic but.... do you think a...may be a little off topic but.... do you think a chick from a humble background is too picky for not wanting to marry a gigantic cunt like you? cons really outweigh the pros here. on one hand, you're a giant cunt. but on the other hand, you're a giant cunt. see the dilemma? 0
I find it hilarious that the liberal media refuses to...I find it hilarious that the liberal media refuses to mention that these savages are ALL black, and the victims are ALL white. We had black mob attacks here in Chicago in the nice parts of downtown, and Rahm had to drastically increase the police presence. Blacks are some of the most savage and...0
Ugh. Forty years of liberal policies to help blacks, and...Ugh. Forty years of liberal policies to help blacks, and this is how they pay back society. Disgusting. This will inevitably get some doodoo flung at it but....AGREED0
For as much hate as he got, John Rocker was right. For as much hate as he got, John Rocker was right. 0
bonks / gatecrasher / boreed - sending you all...bonks / gatecrasher / boreed - sending you all pm's swagon u serious? if so pm me lemme have the biz, i be the whiz0
we do but we don't cry about it on a website lol OP's...we do but we don't cry about it on a website lol OP's question is perfectly legitimate. If you're not going to contribute, then get the fuck out of this thread. get the fuck out of life 0
I graduated debt free as well, but you've got it...I graduated debt free as well, but you've got it completely wrong, IMHO. Your parents don't want your money and material items--your parents want your time and to be an integral part of your life. That's not to say that if you were making $300,000/year you should let your parents live in...0
The adventure with Belgian and Brazilian hos on both... The adventure with Belgian and Brazilian hos on both arms? I saw it and thought he was drunk. Hey, DM, you, short the world, and UFO, here I all consider friends, please stop name calling and let's make the site a more peaceful place. Well you can't just say let's make it a more peaceful...0
Really? Did I tell you as a suga momma, I only take... Really? Did I tell you as a suga momma, I only take boys who were born post 90's (21+ of course) Anyway, are we gonna totally hijack this thread? Show some love for poor OP, hun This thread was hijacked yesterday. And I'm only slightly older than that. Aaaaand I only have a little gray...0
You are the most insecure faggot ever. Ever. You are the most insecure faggot ever. Ever. 0
OP is a virginOP is a virgin0
Move to Texas. I live in Texas and lease a condo....Move to Texas. I live in Texas and lease a condo. Texas has no state income tax but high property taxes. The sales tax is high too but that really only matters if you're poor. You don't notice the Mexicans except for the help and the workmen. We tend not to employ negros except at the...0
Wow to all the people douching on this guy in this...Wow to all the people douching on this guy in this thread: you're a bunch of faggots. Who cares about the guy, he's obvisouly productive, working hard, and trying to make a career. The vast majority of you are on here because you have no shot at banking yourselves and try to make yourselves feel...0
I refuse to promote any particular company by name but I...I refuse to promote any particular company by name but I have just recently started an internship in Beijing with the Wall Street company mentioned in the global times article mentioned above and so far I am happy with my placement. I am getting training and exposure to the FOREX industry. Most...0
So, if you were me, what would you do? If I were you,...So, if you were me, what would you do? If I were you, I would kill myself 0
From what I can see my friend you have been on this...From what I can see my friend you have been on this forum for 12 weeks. So what? As I said quite clearly, internships are not for everyone. If they are not for you, don't waste your time. I found what I believe to be a good opportunity to give an international boost to my career. My life, my...0
Since you are from my old college stomping ground, you...Since you are from my old college stomping ground, you must be smoking that fine grass that they have in that neck of the woods if you think you can negotiate a salary as an entry-level employee. They will just go to the next person in line with the same credentials. Oh, and you don't have...0
Ipso facto: You should drop this. Even if you were... Ipso facto: You should drop this. Even if you were treated unfairly, there is nothing you can do about it short of lawyering up (assuming you have the time or resources). And I doubt you could show anything that would hold up in a court of law. How do you propose I react if in the...0
Your threads suck worse than mine.Your threads suck worse than mine.0
WalMartShopper: Ibracadabra: LOL why in the... WalMartShopper: Ibracadabra: LOL why in the world would they open an IB office in Jacksonville and not in Miami where they already have PB and S&T? Miami is very small and mostly for latam. Jax was an office they held the note to, company folded, decided to do bo experiment and...0
... Ibracadabra: WalMartShopper: Ibracadabra: LOL why in the world would they open an IB office in Jacksonville and not in Miami where they already have PB and S&T? Miami is very small and mostly for latam. Jax was an office they held the note to, company folded, decided to do...0
Replying to your own comments? That's a new low.Replying to your own comments? That's a new low.0
Once again, you're an idiot.Once again, you're an idiot.0
Once again, you're an idiot. Haha every time.Once again, you're an idiot. Haha every time.0
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Right, I never said he should take D&P because it's...Right, I never said he should take D&P because it's a better firm or anything of the sort. All I (admittedly, implicitly) said was that based on the options, if he wants to be in Chicago, D&P could be a logical choice. That being said, I was commenting on location only. When it became...0
i have a pdf copy if that's ok with you? pm me if you...i have a pdf copy if that's ok with you? pm me if you want it.0
#betshe'sablackgirl#betshe'sablackgirl0
That would make it to easy to steal. Someone could...That would make it to easy to steal. Someone could still do that when it is in PDF format. All they would have to do is hire some illegal emigrant and pay him/her about tree fiddy an hour for data entry.0
With banking being mostly male, you have something the...With banking being mostly male, you have something the males want. You can trade a job for a roll in the sheets. Just has to do with you level or personal morals.0
You're probably an idiot. You're probably an idiot. 0
Hey Robert Lu, I hope you have enjoyed your experience...Hey Robert Lu, I hope you have enjoyed your experience at Oxford College of Emory University. It isn't a dead giveaway at all when you make your username robert lu and your picture is the same as your linkedin picture. You are a clown- don't waste your time trying to do banking. Bankers need...0
DickFuld: UFOinsider: DickFuld: Respect. ... DickFuld: UFOinsider: DickFuld: Respect. Shut the fuck up already Wow, you are a douche. Professor Damodaran is the most respected authority on valuation known to man. The fact that he's speaking at the WSO conference is worthy of respect for Patrick and Andy for...0
Morning is the best bet, although I'm guilty as someone...Morning is the best bet, although I'm guilty as someone who goes after work. My workouts definitely suffered tho, gym is always packed during those hours and you are physically/mentally drained after work. If you can, try the mornings.0
The whole revamping and investing in the school area...The whole revamping and investing in the school area isn't going to cut it. The problems that stem from students in this area lies beyond school funding/resources, it's troubles outside of school such as gang involvement, drugs, family issues, peer pressure, poverty. etc. Most of the young...0
Is it too late for me to be an Asian jew?Is it too late for me to be an Asian jew?0
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Seriously, pretty fkin sad if someone is creating new...Seriously, pretty fkin sad if someone is creating new profiles to constantly reply to themselves. I'm sure admins can check IP's 0
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LMAO jeez you sound like such a fucking pussy it makes...LMAO jeez you sound like such a fucking pussy it makes me sick. And bankers are so alpha, right? I know you need your extra fluff king size American Mattress to sleep at night, but in case you weren't aware, man has been sleeping in much worse places then a truck cab for thousands of years. 0
You do not want to experience a Middle Eastern...You do not want to experience a Middle Eastern lifestyle. Diversity is cool and all, but their culture is objectively shit. Islam has ruined that whole part of the world with Israel being a beacon of hope. Not even radical Islam. Regular Islam is a fucking disgusting religion. Throw shit watch...0
S-A-L-A-R-Y are you even reading what i'm typing or...S-A-L-A-R-Y are you even reading what i'm typing or just jumping to conclusions, throwing shit and making yourself look dumber than you supposedly are? He said top guy. He said principal. What the eff are they developing if the top of the pyramid is taking home 250k. He didn't say that...0
base on your name, i am guessing that you were born in...base on your name, i am guessing that you were born in 1994. Surprising that someone in college would be opining in on what the usual pay is for a real estate executive. Assume $10M in assets would generate an NOI of $800,000. Even with a I/O debt at 80% LTV. You are taking about $300k off of...0
LOL at living in Saudi Arabia ... what is wrong with you...LOL at living in Saudi Arabia ... what is wrong with you bro? Alot of things. For one he wants sexually harass a more diverse set of women. Guess white women like his trailer-trash whore of a wife and two slutty obese daughters that get passed around like hot potatoes just don't do it for him...0
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take her on the subway, when she's distracted, stick a...take her on the subway, when she's distracted, stick a finger in her ass. eye contact at the moment of realization is key. 0
does it disclose the % of them that a. download porn...does it disclose the % of them that a. download porn (preferably JAV) at work b. jack off at work c. jack off on co-workers desks d. jacks off more than 5 times a day e. thinks about jacking off constantly? tldr: I think all these "millennial research" publications are a bunch of...0
Seriously? Do you even fucking look at the board before...Seriously? Do you even fucking look at the board before you post? There was a thread started right below yours about the same subject. And if you weren't so worthless, you may have noticed the SEARCH function as there are already several threads on this subject.0
It's hella gayIt's hella gay0
there's literally no reason to work at a big 4 out of...there's literally no reason to work at a big 4 out of undergrad unless you can't do a finance job. I feel sorry for OP.0
I want to ask you a question... straight out, flat...I want to ask you a question... straight out, flat out... and I want you to give me an honest answer. What do you think the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together? 0
take the Canadian bank one because you can transfer to...take the Canadian bank one because you can transfer to Canada after 1-2 years and then potentially move to a big 4 because Canadian banks are more valued in Canada. The prestige of a Canadian bank in Canada make you a decent candidate for a big 4 auditing position. hope this helps. 0
jack off furiously and don't look back.jack off furiously and don't look back.0
naw bro, i don't know jack shit about Accenture, i was...naw bro, i don't know jack shit about Accenture, i was just shitting with u0
wtf are you talking about? all expenses paid and I'm...wtf are you talking about? all expenses paid and I'm getting paid more in 10 weeks than what your whole piece of shit immigrant family makes in your insignificant lifetime. Go back to your job at McDonalds and bring me that cheeseburger I ordered, you down-syndrome looking fuck.-1
I think it depends on what you test for. Not everyone...I think it depends on what you test for. Not everyone test for the same substances...I've even heard of companies that won't test for weed for example. methadone rehab | pain pill addiction-1
A Master of Science in Finance (M.S.F.) is a Master's...A Master of Science in Finance (M.S.F.) is a Master's degree designed to prepare graduates for careers in financial analysis, investment management and corporate finance. The M.S.F. is generally a one or two-year, non-thesis degree, and is often positioned as a professional degree. An alternate...-1
honestly bro? do you live on gay st. or something (yes...honestly bro? do you live on gay st. or something (yes it exists in baltimore)-1
Pointer - you went to a non-target school. Unless you're...Pointer - you went to a non-target school. Unless you're Summa...you're fucked! Better luck next time asshole. Oh wait! There won't be a next time, because you'll probably tank the GMAT too. Ouch!!-1
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i've never seen a piper jaffray guy getting into...i've never seen a piper jaffray guy getting into hbs just saying-1
Debt Free's debt management and consumer credit...Debt Free's debt management and consumer credit counselors are focused on helping people get out of debt, providing debt management, debt solutions, and financial education programs. If you're tired of the burden that credit card or other unsecured debt has brought into your...-1
Crotchless panties and waxed. PM me pics of you in it...Crotchless panties and waxed. PM me pics of you in it and we will discuss FT offers. Thanks, Management.-1
LOL @ ivy reject schoolsLOL @ ivy reject schools-1
AlexMIH: You went to Concordia because of the co-op...AlexMIH: You went to Concordia because of the co-op program at JMSB for Finance. Everyone knows that they have maybe 1-2 good investment-related job postings each semester. Being a banker myself, I dont' see Concordia in Toronto/Montreal offices? Every Concordia student I have ever known who...-1
Dude, seriously, use google and your brain. Use M&I...Dude, seriously, use google and your brain. Use M&I template (http://www.mergersandinquisitions.com/investment-banking-resume-university-student/) and if you do it in Word ALWAYS CONVERT AND SEND IT IN PDF. PDF is standard, can be opened in any computer and is always viewed the same way.-1
Can't find anything except for stuff on shady torrents. :/Can't find anything except for stuff on shady torrents. :/-1
... Can anybody add some advice on the best way to...... Can anybody add some advice on the best way to transition to this career? I am thinking of going for a MBA in finance or a real estate analyst program at a top company. Is the MBA really necessary? .... Thanks! If you are considering real estate in emerging economies, CUHK MBA alumnus...-1
If you are considering real estate in emerging...If you are considering real estate in emerging economies, CUHK MBA alumnus Justin Lau works in the real estate finance industry of Hong Kong. He studied at CUHK because he knew that many famous CUHK MBA alumni were now important figures in the real estate world and he managed to meet them. Read...-1
I can't even fucking...I don't even know where to start...I can't even fucking...I don't even know where to start with this one.-1
I can't even fucking...I don't even know where to start...I can't even fucking...I don't even know where to start with this one. well, there's you, so that's definitely one front office person? Sooooo, definitely one. Anyone else here work at a bank, in an office, maybe one that's in the front of the building? smaller shops are going to have shared...-1
I will keep doing it. It's a fetish of mine. If only...I will keep doing it. It's a fetish of mine. If only you had a more conventional fetish, like auto erotic asphyxiation. But whatever does it for you bro. Your mom's not strong enough to choke me.-1
Fuckinng your momFuckinng your mom-1
Do you understand how truly diverse africa is? Do you... Do you understand how truly diverse africa is? Do you understand how many collections of distinct nations exist in that land mass? Trust me, neither asia minor nor europe has even come close to understanding this. Before you can build any reasonable civilization, you MUST have a critical mass...-1
men should make more than women...men provide the food,...men should make more than women...men provide the food, women cook it...works out fine to me-1
Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it... Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free. I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows. Sound advice for you guys: have...-1
Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it... Only suckers pay for sex. Just masturbate man, it will give you the exact same result but for free. I guess you've never had a gf which is a CONSTANT outflow of cash. End result also the same, besides the few random times she surprises you and swallows. Sound advice for you guys: have...-1
Everyone get the fuck away from latinas.Everyone get the fuck away from latinas.-1
Everyone get the fuck away from latinas. Everyone get the fuck away from latinas. -1
I agree, but he wasn't a minority. He was as white as us...I agree, but he wasn't a minority. He was as white as us and probably came from a super rich family. I think it was one of the french islands.-1
I have done a thorough search on many of the sites that...I have done a thorough search on many of the sites that are browsed by unemployed people like me but to no avail. In todays times of recession it has become extremely difficult to get a decent job -1
I suggest checking out Quewey.com. As part of the weekly...I suggest checking out Quewey.com. As part of the weekly QEvents Series, a principal at a bulge bracket PE firm will answer your questions! Quewey is... • An expert network in private beta with two channels for information exchange: free Q&A platform and paid consulting sessions • A...-1
sucking dick helps a lot, i know analysts who literally...sucking dick helps a lot, i know analysts who literally sucked dick to ride to the top-1
I'd suggest you check out www.jointhebuyside.com I'd suggest you check out www.jointhebuyside.com -1
Oooh, struck a sensitive chord, didn't I? Losing one's...Oooh, struck a sensitive chord, didn't I? Losing one's temper and dropping f-bombs and such... Someone has a hell of a lot of time on his hands on a Wednesday mid-day, huh? You replied literally instantly to my last post... and to the one before (and to be honest, I kind of read diagonally...-1
Just can't stop those new user accounts from hatin'Just can't stop those new user accounts from hatin'-1
I recommend carbon monoxide. That or pills.I recommend carbon monoxide. That or pills.-1
Phelps is doping. Phelps is doping. -1
What do you call those people again who complains about...What do you call those people again who complains about how it's unfair after they LOST?-1
Wow, I'm getting so much monkey shit from the Chinese....Wow, I'm getting so much monkey shit from the Chinese. I'm not being racist (I'm not even American). I'm just being logical here. How do you know they are Chinese who hurled you shit? So anyone who defends the Chinese must be Chinese, right? Your logic fails. I am NOT a racist either,...-1
Even if she was not Chinese, there would be questions....Even if she was not Chinese, there would be questions. She beat the men's time for god's sake. 400 individual medley record - Long Course Men 4:03.84 United States Michael Phelps August 10, 2008 China Beijing, China Women 4:28.43 China Ye Shiwen July 28, 2012 United Kingdom...-1
Did the Chinese media imply Phelps was doping when he...Did the Chinese media imply Phelps was doping when he broke the same record for men in 2008? I just can't shake the feeling that someone is really insecure about their dominance.-1
He or She?...He or She? http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20120731/000802aa2f4911823a9940.jpg Great comeback!!!-1
...http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/18/1796big.jpg/ no wonder they are good-1
Thanks very much.Thanks very much.-1
but where has Midas MM gone? I remember watching his...but where has Midas MM gone? I remember watching his videos in his mask, so fun. -1
I complain about how they overpay me for years, no one...I complain about how they overpay me for years, no one listen until i threatened to quit if they keep flushing me with extra bonus that i don't need-1
tl;drtl;dr-1
Replace the "bank" in bankerella with "the C...Replace the "bank" in bankerella with "the C word"... C*ntarella... thats why i have zero interest in her, or anyone like her.-1
All the video tells me is feminists should shut the fuck...All the video tells me is feminists should shut the fuck up and get back to work.-1
pics or you didn't happen Here's what you do,... pics or you didn't happen Here's what you do, champ. Write "melvvvar" on your dick with a Sharpie and take a picture of it next to your driver's license with face, name, and address showing clearly. Send it to me (unphotoshopped, naturally) and I'll see how I feel.-1
You really need to get laidYou really need to get laid-1
Congrats bro, enjoy your freedom.Congrats bro, enjoy your freedom.-1
Cool. Making up stories and posting it on WSO. Nice...Cool. Making up stories and posting it on WSO. Nice job attention whore. ER harder than IBD? IBD is boring? Wow. You are some 25 year old hipster type who has no idea about the fuck he is talking about, and rants on trying to glamorize what you never accomplished. Get a cert user...-1
"Better to start in a preftigious IBD group than in a..."Better to start in a preftigious IBD group than in a middle market / other unpreftigious PE/VC/HF" Strongly agree-1
As long as you can spin your resume and shows you...As long as you can spin your resume and shows you possess the required capabilities to outperform in M&A at a bulge bracket, this should not be a problem-1
you meant .1% got caught, right? what are you, a first...you meant .1% got caught, right? what are you, a first year analyst? intern? you don't even know how it works, how the baller funds work, keep trucking son.-1
You should give Febreeze some tips on how to break...You should give Febreeze some tips on how to break in. Is this you? http://www.goldmansachs.com/careers/choose-your-path/our-people/richard-profile.html-1
Also, look forward to seeing you on jdOasis.com with... Also, look forward to seeing you on jdOasis.com with a username like that :-) -Patrick She seems really into the relationship for a JAP. I'd bet money she's Asian/South Asian-1
Like I stated before, many people would still apply ED,...Like I stated before, many people would still apply ED, regardless of aid. If 100 people decide to apply RD rather than ED, so what? There are still hundreds more that would apply ED, and Columbia can accept people from that pool while giving them 0 fellowship aid. OK, bud you should stop...-1
trash post...stop with this endless 9/11 drivel...boo...trash post...stop with this endless 9/11 drivel...boo fucking hoo and forget about it. all you dumbasses woke up that day, saw a building fall that was likely brought down by controlled demolition, and then started chanting "USA"..."USA"...ignorant trash -1
Wow, I'm old... I was in Navy boot camp. The...Wow, I'm old... I was in Navy boot camp. The drill instructors came into our class room (listening to something about knot-tying or something), told us what had happened or that the base was being locked down. I really don't remember exactly, I just know it didn't really impact me the way...-1
I never understood the whole "dead Iraqis since 2003"...I never understood the whole "dead Iraqis since 2003" thing... is every death in Iraq now our fault? It seems like a pretty common reaction. I don't think him wanting a piece of the action included killing any innocents, probably just going after the fucks who planned to kill, gee, ya know,...-1
Sorry to be redundant, Anacott. I didn't realize it had...Sorry to be redundant, Anacott. I didn't realize it had already been posted. Thanks for taking the time to police WSO. This is why the hall monitor got laid so much in high school-1
Well, my 75 cents is this. This candidate did four...Well, my 75 cents is this. This candidate did four things well: They had a great blink test in the first 2 seconds They got me to agree to help them in the first 5 seconds They found a way to switch me into sales mode They found a way to keep their resume away from me until I was...-1
post pics of ur boobspost pics of ur boobs-1
Dear Sir/Ma, I am direct to a lessor who is capable...Dear Sir/Ma, I am direct to a lessor who is capable of delivering BG/SBLC/MTN for lease which can be used in all forms of projects. Our banking instruments are fully cash backed hence can be transferred from one banking co-ordinate to another banking co-ordinate. We can carry out any bank to...-1
In this country, you gotta make the money...In this country, you gotta make the money first. spoken like a true whore-1
You need to be able to spell Bain and Company correctly...You need to be able to spell Bain and Company correctly before they'll take you to second rounds. Sorry. -1
was lame debate was lame debate -1
What's with the "European-American"? Do white people...What's with the "European-American"? Do white people prefer being called that nowadays? I'm fine with that term as long as we can call niggers 'niggers.'-1
no shit sherlock no shit sherlock -1
Poor minorities should have 2/3 vote. Wealthy...Poor minorities should have 2/3 vote. Wealthy minorities, OK. I say no representation without taxation.-1
And just for the record - anyone who is actually in...And just for the record - anyone who is actually in banking and actually doing anything meaningful, doesn't attend silly shit like this. Give m a break. Maybe I'll show up and punch patrick in the nuts.-1
loool canadians peeps always thinking they know so much...loool canadians peeps always thinking they know so much when their country is actually a world asshole made for people to work and study there, with thanks, nobody gives a damn about ivey or faygney or mc gill you little penis banks guys, in the world its you who makes the difference, not...-1
drop a load on her face that will dodrop a load on her face that will do-1
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How often do you get laid, obviously not often enough. How often do you get laid, obviously not often enough. -1
If anyone passes the CFA level 2 with better than 70% in...If anyone passes the CFA level 2 with better than 70% in every topic, you can eat my pussy every day for a year. -1
Go for MS/GS. Not even worthy of a discussion.Go for MS/GS. Not even worthy of a discussion.-1
Whoever extends their education due to their gpa is...Whoever extends their education due to their gpa is absolutely pathetic in my mind. Your GPA sucks... who cares? It limits your options, sure, but get the fuck out of school and start doing something useful. -1
Bull Shit as usual.Bull Shit as usual.-1
do you think that quantitative finance will eventually...do you think that quantitative finance will eventually take over the physical side as well, just as how it has been widely successful on the paper side for the past decade and a half no why not? phy side will always be relationship driven For a guy who started a thread offering to...-1
Few other cases here where you're falling down on the...Few other cases here where you're falling down on the job, Monty. if you are looking for a "path" try corp finance Okay. So my question was not about this.. I'm trying to get a sense for what the different players have to offer. do you think that quantitative finance will eventually...-1
So easy and simple. You can visit CardFila - Free online...So easy and simple. You can visit CardFila - Free online business card holder for collect business card on Iphone, Adroid phone and web I collect more hundreds of business card on Android phone now-1
I have a better idea that would've saved you some time:...I have a better idea that would've saved you some time: Don't get fat in the first place.-1
join an e-commerce company. so many hotties could be...join an e-commerce company. so many hotties could be a bad move if you don't wanna be a father though...no rubber policy at these outfits-1
... Ah, my favorite - the exasperated mediocrity...... Ah, my favorite - the exasperated mediocrity response. It's hard to fathom that the real thing really exists, doesn't it? lol, bro you're talking shit while gloating about drinking watered down vodka... stop. Watered down vodka? I was talking hot sake -- have some class. You must...-1
For those interested in financial derivatives and...For those interested in financial derivatives and options!! optionlessons .com-1
For those interested in financial derivatives and...For those interested in financial derivatives and options!! optionlessons .com-1
For those interested in financial derivatives and...For those interested in financial derivatives and options!! optionlessons .com-1
they are all yids, chinese, or silver spoon trust fund...they are all yids, chinese, or silver spoon trust fund babies. Sounds about right.-1
get a gunget a gun-1
Auto insurance was designed with the purpose of...Auto insurance was designed with the purpose of protecting your vehicle in the event of an accident as well as other things. It protects you from liability if others are harmed by your car. It covers all kinds of car expenses due to loss or damage. While choosing a policy, it is important to...-1
Callus' comment was pretty crude but he does have a...Callus' comment was pretty crude but he does have a point... there is a quote from shawshank redemption that i always go back to... "Get busy livin, or get busy dyin" asshole why dont you go perform fellatio, that not what i meant. quoting movies to inspire life is for fags -1
LOL at this thread. Citi and BAML DESTROY Guggenheim,...LOL at this thread. Citi and BAML DESTROY Guggenheim, not even worth comparing. It's so stupid I question whether you're a troll or not. In adition, Guggenheim is not better than PJ, JEF, Stifel or UBS. And they will never be a Centerview, which is arguable better than all the banks I have...-1
Cornell isn't a top targetCornell isn't a top target-1
I agree with the above. They're all fucking idiots (the...I agree with the above. They're all fucking idiots (the previous posters). Most have no idea what PWP is other than having heard it from someone else. Additionally, like GE Credit, MS Real Estate is a good position and not niche. Who are you going to believe? Me or Mr. NYU (wellplayed, funny name)? -1
We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote...We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-damn-sexy Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the...-1
The adventure with Belgian and Brazilian hos on both... The adventure with Belgian and Brazilian hos on both arms? I saw it and thought he was drunk. Hey, DM, you, short the world, and UFO, here I all consider friends, please stop name calling and let's make the site a more peaceful place. Well you can't just say let's make it a more peaceful...-1
Oh Boy, I liked your ideas. SB'ed. Let me run the... Oh Boy, I liked your ideas. SB'ed. Let me run the WallStreetOrgies.com(the most prestigious adult friendfinder site) and you run the other. Life'll be good, bro Woah woah woah, I'm all down for ag, but come on, I want orgies :(-1
sorry, bro God damnit. I love you. Marry me. Good day.sorry, bro God damnit. I love you. Marry me. Good day.-1
This might help you out...This might help you out http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/2-withdrawals-on-transcript-1
heYOOEoooOO Open bar oh yeah I think I'd make a... heYOOEoooOO Open bar oh yeah I think I'd make a good mistake of a first husband, I know we talked about marriage before UFO, but until they let people like us marry each other, I'm sticking with mtg hahaha, DM, you were not the first to propose to me here. The first was Abdel (RIP) I...-1
hahaha, DM, you were not the first to propose to me... hahaha, DM, you were not the first to propose to me here. The first was Abdel (RIP) I can't say Yes or No now, because I want you to prove yourself first. Like, be the spokesperson for my www. wallstreetorgies.com. Before I put you on my new site, please stay in shape, groom well and take a...-1
You mean the difference besides the obvious one: all...You mean the difference besides the obvious one: all Chinese people look the same?-1
You mean the difference besides the obvious one: all...You mean the difference besides the obvious one: all Chinese people look the same? Racist much? I could have said: that all Chinese men have tiny dicks. So i mean, the way i see it i really chose the lesser of two evils brah-1
Who's better in the sack ...chineese girl or white girl?Who's better in the sack ...chineese girl or white girl?-1
Surely your bonus reflects your poor ranking and not the...Surely your bonus reflects your poor ranking and not the fact that the bank wasn't paying, right? Lol at you, brother.-1
Where do you see yourself down the road? I get into...Where do you see yourself down the road? I get into this a bit in part 2. I'm really a "play it by ear" type of person and don't have any specific long term career goals, though there are a few things I could see myself doing. There are too many factors to really plan your life much more than...-1
Where do you see yourself down the road? I get into...Where do you see yourself down the road? I get into this a bit in part 2. I'm really a "play it by ear" type of person and don't have any specific long term career goals, though there are a few things I could see myself doing. There are too many factors to really plan your life much more than...-1
Smoor00: I remember in undergrad one of my profs saying...Smoor00: I remember in undergrad one of my profs saying that every year they had a group of MBAs that just finished reading M&M's theories that came up with the very original idea of running a company on 100% debt. Just can't do all debt, but on the upside, at least you're thinking like an MBA....-1
Physical Energy Trading: 1. Vitol 2. Trafigura 3....Physical Energy Trading: 1. Vitol 2. Trafigura 3. Glencore Vitol has been very strong for a very long time. Glencore has fallen off after their IPO in 2011 and subsequent move to Stamford. A great deal of talent cashed out at that point, but it could represent a good opportunity for...-1
with MBA and all that, the guy makes bout 100k at BB as...with MBA and all that, the guy makes bout 100k at BB as an associate, OMG-1
This is the very great information you share with us, so...This is the very great information you share with us, so much nice information every one need that information -1
Guess this is not the right forum to ask but for the...Guess this is not the right forum to ask but for the only comment I got, I would just laugh it away. From what I learned in the high society, I will never respond to people who don't know me or understand me. That is class. Thanks anyway. PS. I believe there are always people who would jump up...-1
fuck youfuck you-1
I want to physically show up at Marissa Myers' office so...I want to physically show up at Marissa Myers' office so I can physically bang her, tired of all this sexting and skype sex-1
A) Move the fuck out of Canada. B) Attend a real...A) Move the fuck out of Canada. B) Attend a real college in the states such as Harvard or the like C) Get the job. (there is a small amount of effort required here as long as you don't attend bumblefuck university)-1
3) Most important. THE MONEY! Think about how much you...3) Most important. THE MONEY! Think about how much you can make if you & your team performs well. Not just this year but in the future. 130 - 150K first year out of college 160 - 200K second year out Top Buyside 200 - 250 3rd year 250+ 4th year These figures sure seem realistic... Top...-1
3) Most important. THE MONEY! Think about how much you...3) Most important. THE MONEY! Think about how much you can make if you & your team performs well. Not just this year but in the future. 130 - 150K first year out of college 160 - 200K second year out Top Buyside 200 - 250 3rd year 250+ 4th year These figures sure seem realistic... Top...-1
oh my god check out the massive milk bladders on the...oh my god check out the massive milk bladders on the 'Sexologist'-1
Update the list for perfection? Uhh, stop being a Jew?Update the list for perfection? Uhh, stop being a Jew?-1
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Sounds realistic - to be honest, at this stage in his...Sounds realistic - to be honest, at this stage in his career, your brother's friend's base is pretty meaningless - I mean that you should look at BONUS - that's where the delta comes in. If you want to compare banks and functions at various titles, check out emolument - they do a full breakdown...-1
My girlfriend has around 15k in student loans...My girlfriend has around 15k in student loans outstanding I think. If we were to get married, I wouldn't hesitate a second to help paying that off. Right now I still need to pay off student loans myself, but there's virtually nothing I wouldn't do for my girl. You know how I know you're gay?...-1
what does your username mean? da cum depository? figures...what does your username mean? da cum depository? figures op is a woman-1
what county op i'm from Indiana also BLASTOISE GOES TO...what county op i'm from Indiana also BLASTOISE GOES TO PURDUE. EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH.-1
unban 50% of the people to bring up add views and...unban 50% of the people to bring up add views and increase content -1
You're either trolling, and can fuck off.. Or you're...You're either trolling, and can fuck off.. Or you're telling the truth, and can absolutely fuck off..-1
Everyone is such a fag nowadays.Everyone is such a fag nowadays.-1
Lambie: Well, I guess social liberals/fiscal... Lambie: Well, I guess social liberals/fiscal conservatives are really just moderate social liberals/fiscal progressive conservatives? What would you then label a social liberal/fiscal conservative? All I know is I won't force some slut to not kill her baby nor will I care if some hoodrat...-1
holla_back: Grouse: holla_back: Re-read... holla_back: Grouse: holla_back: Re-read what you wrote -- 5-10 lb lean gain is absolutely doable for most people. (I'm never one to promise ridiculous gains to people who aren't either genetically gifted or on real-deal gear, but your claim is ridiculously wrong, man.) EDIT: ...-1
You still suck ass. You still suck ass. -1
I "bought" it and I like it so far. I am a non-finance...I "bought" it and I like it so far. I am a non-finance major, so I like that it is more detailed than BIWS-1
This kid is right on. Too many teachers just don't give...This kid is right on. Too many teachers just don't give flip. That's why I'm so impressed with my brother, who is a 6th grade public school teacher. He's incredibly passionate about his job and his kids usually walk away at the end of the year with a great year of learning under their belt. Too...-1
First it depends on your hotness, second give him a BJ...First it depends on your hotness, second give him a BJ once in awhile, should make him happy and appreciate you more. Did you join WSO to get relationship advice? -1
LOL, someone ban Tyger. LOL, someone ban Tyger. -1
Kenny Powers: Wow to all the people douching on... Kenny Powers: Wow to all the people douching on this guy in this thread: you're a bunch of faggots. Who cares about the guy, he's obvisouly productive, working hard, and trying to make a career. The vast majority of you are on here because you have no shot at banking yourselves and try to...-1
Good Post. Why is a gook like a computer? They both...Good Post. Why is a gook like a computer? They both only see bits! What do you call a Chinese 69? Two Can Chew! -1
lol chinese are so ruude i went up to a chinese collegue...lol chinese are so ruude i went up to a chinese collegue once and asked him what does ching chong chang mean and he got like hella mad and was like stfu i am korean you asshole and i was like lulz isnt that the same thing and he was like no stfu dumbass so i said what does ching chong chang mean...-1
CoochieMane: sayandarula: lol chinese are so... CoochieMane: sayandarula: lol chinese are so ruude i went up to a chinese collegue once and asked him what does ching chong chang mean and he got like hella mad and was like stfu i am korean you asshole and i was like lulz isnt that the same thing and he was like no stfu dumbass so i...-1
Thanks for sharing man. I just found out my high school...Thanks for sharing man. I just found out my high school friend committed suicide because his girl dumped him. That put my life in perspective as well. haha what a loser-1
I hope I will be able to write this someday: I hope I will be able to write this someday: -1
OP how do you not knw what a BB is when your profile...OP how do you not knw what a BB is when your profile claims you are an associate, and a 2nd year one at that? To start, BB is always full service. the banks you listed, although some are fantastic shops like Moelis, are not all full service. whats your angle here? LOL-1
I know people at BB and MM firms that fight for spots at...I know people at BB and MM firms that fight for spots at platinum equity after analyst stint, I really cant see someone from Big 4 doing the same. and my previous roommate in NY is now a VP there.-1
While the video is spot on in terms of accuracy, I...While the video is spot on in terms of accuracy, I thought it was pretty interesting/funny how the authors decided to visually display the individuals involved. All the finance people are obese, with the exception of the broker - hes a slim guy. The responsible home owners are also slim, but the...-1
Haha honestly these two answers are exactly what I...Haha honestly these two answers are exactly what I needed. I am sorry. You are both right, and i apologize to anyone else reading my posts. Thanks for that it's okay mudkipz foprgives u -1
Sounds like a gigantic dick measuring contest. Sounds like a gigantic dick measuring contest. -1
bhai ghar mein moot maarbhai ghar mein moot maar-1
My observations: A lot more people than I was...My observations: A lot more people than I was expecting About 60% of you are Asian, quite diverse crowd A good amount of you traveled from far away - that is awesome The expected value from this conference is pretty good considering the value of the raffle prizes and the probability of...-1
Yep I'm gonna agree with above. Take her out Friday as...Yep I'm gonna agree with above. Take her out Friday as you've indicated, and get her just hammered. Like real drunk. Then go back to her place (not yours), and get down as usual, but insist upon anal. Don't be shy, and really give it to her in the ass. Post-anal hopefully she'll just pass out...-1
looks garbagelooks garbage-1
If you think Gerald`s story is good..., last month my...If you think Gerald`s story is good..., last month my sisters mom in law also got a cheque for $8911 putting in a ninteen hour week from there apartment and the're co-worker's half-sister`s neighbour done this for 6 months and got paid more than $8911 parttime on there mac. use the guidelines at...-1
Look, it doesn't seem like you have much of a house so...Look, it doesn't seem like you have much of a house so the point is kinda moot anyways, right? We all know management consultants are a bunch of punk ass little bitches that would get absolutely smoked in less than an hour if they ever tried to play with the big boys on Wall Street, but if...-1
Judging from your comments kinghong, you apparently did...Judging from your comments kinghong, you apparently did not read the links in the OP. I am interning with a legitimate Wall Street Company and my photo (yes a real live intern) is in this link ---> http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/795213.shtml#.UeY9RKy39g8. Internships may not be for everyone,...-1
Read this article:...Read this article: http://wallstreetplayboys.com/men-age-like-wine-women-age-like-milk/ Should change your perspective.-1
Great thank you very much! I've one question left: I...Great thank you very much! I've one question left: I have the choice between: - starting consulting at McKinsey now (out of undergrad), OR - starting IBD in 3 years (after Masters, since undergrad degree not finance relevant) Assuming that the goal is working in a value HF eventually, what...-1
"Im not a fraud" ....lolz why would anyone, living..."Im not a fraud" ....lolz why would anyone, living the "life" that you are, bother to even reply again and again to all these accusations that we're making......if I was you, I would, instead of getting defensive, go out to the autobahn for a nice long drive after work, all the while getting...-1
lol bitch im a 10 out of 10 haaaanlol bitch im a 10 out of 10 haaaan-1
lol @ this guy giving advice on a career he's asking...lol @ this guy giving advice on a career he's asking advice on - -1
I'm not against aid, but that being said I am against...I'm not against aid, but that being said I am against 'free' aid which is what the government is dishing out. It's absolutely sickening, crushing to the fundamental spirits this nation was founded on. These niggers get free lunches and all they want is more. They have no regard for higher...-1
Obviously there's a trend now where fraternity and...Obviously there's a trend now where fraternity and sorority brothers and sisters can't keep basic secrets and are wiling to F their friends by spreading private emails far and wide. Definitely a bizarre trend and not something I would expect my fraternity brothers to have done. You spent a...-1
RBC is shit. Your mom's fucking shit, at blowing.RBC is shit. Your mom's fucking shit, at blowing.-1
RBC is shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal, and...RBC is shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.-1
Clearly there are at least 2 people working there on...Clearly there are at least 2 people working there on this forum... Clearly? You're a mastermind, brother.-1
Lol calm down there bud..this is just the...Lol calm down there bud..this is just the internet Just the internet? You're a mastermind, brother.-1
Clearly there are at least 2 people working there on...Clearly there are at least 2 people working there on this forum... I'm guessing based on your response you couldn't even land a first round at RBC.-1
You need to toughen up your skin you little bitch.You need to toughen up your skin you little bitch.-1
I'm not sure you understand what "making my point"...I'm not sure you understand what "making my point" means. You sure have a lot of opinions for a jr. year psychology student...I would probably shut the fuck up though and stop spreading misinformation.-1
Worked 3 all nighters to impress someone and paid for it...Worked 3 all nighters to impress someone and paid for it with his/her life. lol.-1
Sorry, unlike you, I think proper grammar is vital to...Sorry, unlike you, I think proper grammar is vital to get a serious point across.-1
He is the current MVP on Bloomberg. He is the current MVP on Bloomberg. -1
Not to sound like a racist, but people of certain ethnic...Not to sound like a racist, but people of certain ethnic backgrounds make up the bulk of this group. I'm guessing Asian-1
In the Zeal of "Getting Rich or Die Trying" colloquial,...In the Zeal of "Getting Rich or Die Trying" colloquial, The Die Trying part usually gets No Attention unitl someone does! -1
didn't know the majority of users on wso have vaginas didn't know the majority of users on wso have vaginas -1
It's my money, I can spend how I like. Hell, if I had...It's my money, I can spend how I like. Hell, if I had the time I would go oversees and purchase but unfortunately I have a full schedule and cannot just jump ship to purchase a fine bit of tailored cloth everytime my heart desires. £5K is reasonable, a suit is your armour Monday-Saturday,...-1
IN MY OPINION, ONE MAN WHO HAS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AT...IN MY OPINION, ONE MAN WHO HAS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AT LATE 20S SUFFERS FROM DELAY IN INTELLECTUAL DEVELOPMENT. AWARENESS OF DEATH, LIFE'S FRAGILITY, AND THE DUTY OF EACH MAN TO MANKIND AND HIS CREATOR COMES EARLY TO THIS OF INTELLIGENCE, LATE OR NEVER TO THOSE WHO ARE LACKING. FOR THOSE WHO...-1
BEST WAY TO CAREER SUCCESS - KNOW HOW TO DO THINGS OTHER...BEST WAY TO CAREER SUCCESS - KNOW HOW TO DO THINGS OTHER PEOPLE WANT DONE. THIS IS GEM OF YOUR WISDOM, MY FRIEND. "BUT I AM FINANCE GUY, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT COMPUTER PROGRAM!" YOU DO. STOP LAZINESS AND LEARN COMPUTER. STOP SLOTH AND LEARN MEDICINE. STOP INDOLENCE AND LEARN POLITICS. THE...-1
PUBLIC DICK SUCKINGPUBLIC DICK SUCKING-1
Bro, you can't just "buy a few houses in SoCal"......Bro, you can't just "buy a few houses in SoCal"... Nobody is going to give some little girl a few mil 0 down who has no assets. Only adds to my assumption of her inheriting a great deal of money to start her real estate portfolio, which she somehow made millions in profit from to run a few...-1
Very nice post...........i dont have any experience but...Very nice post...........i dont have any experience but i am searching the job.........please suggest me where i apply? I need job................-1
And if you can point to one troll post I ever wrote then...And if you can point to one troll post I ever wrote then I would be delighted. Ok, let's see if I can find one. Look at your rank and think before you write anything.Ok, found one. -1
Make sure to put it on your resume. Do it!The guy who...Make sure to put it on your resume. Do it!The guy who thinks that you should put that you're gay on your resume throws 10 MS at me because I accuse him of being a troll. Of course, I didn't think he was actually a troll, just an idiot. I was being nice. -1
Just stop posting about your frustration. No one cares...Just stop posting about your frustration. No one cares what complex you have so just stop. You took over someone else's thread anyway which is ridiculous. I never claimed to be seasoned professional. I am on WSO to learn. So STFU and chill because as we can see all you do is troll on other's...-1
If you're really here to learn, then here's your first...If you're really here to learn, then here's your first lesson: when a supposedly straight guy wants to supposedly pretend he's gay for a career event, that is trolling. The responses to it are not. Except (you would hope) for the response that says he should put it on his resume. You claim...-1
I am surprised to hear it from someone who has WSO...I am surprised to hear it from someone who has WSO Credits: -13 Credits and is a WSO Member for 1 week 5 days. Who are you anyway to be such a douche. If my post exposed your sexuality I am sorry it did not mean to do it. You are such a ''mature and seasoned WSO user'' that I definitely not...-1
I've read WSO religiously for over a year. Your posts...I've read WSO religiously for over a year. Your posts are consistently ridiculous and often unintentionally humorous. The fact that you find defense in the fact that you have more electronic bananas than me and try to demean me by comparing our WSO banana rank just exposes you for how...-1
Good point Nouveau Richie! Gotta love the original...Good point Nouveau Richie! Gotta love the original video. I hope that ends the hatred speech of DickF.-1
Guy is hopeless. Quite sad that he hasn't been banned...Guy is hopeless. Quite sad that he hasn't been banned after of these dumb posts.-1
@Ibra...Pointless to even try to educate the troglodytes...@Ibra...Pointless to even try to educate the troglodytes (BTBanker and peinvestor2012). Judging by the number of their posts on WSO, they obviously are perfectly happy with their shitty quality of life and fat gringas...-1
Jesus, you sound retarded. You must have gone to USF or...Jesus, you sound retarded. You must have gone to USF or some other shit school, and now you're trying to justify your failures by linking us to Wikipedia as if we're supposed to be impressed that Justin Beiber blows guys within 50 miles of your house? Also, I think they speak more than one...-1
Dude, you have 40+ pages of posts in one year, most of...Dude, you have 40+ pages of posts in one year, most of them attempts to troll. A year ago you were sucking your thumb and asking where to live in Manhattan. No reason to prove your insecurity by putting down other people, schools or a city where you would not survive. Interesting also to...-1
Blackmore Partners is great place for people to start...Blackmore Partners is great place for people to start their business career. For most recent graduates, it is very hard for them to get a job. You can learn the business communication and behavior here, such as how to talk and email people professionally. I have internship in Blackmore Partners...-1
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When Keeping at Cold Calling the same firm goes wrong......When Keeping at Cold Calling the same firm goes wrong... I say try not to focus on one firm in the future when cold calling unless you feel the conversation turns warm and search threads and other M&I to learn the art of cold calling.-1
who the fuck are you?? what difference does it make...who the fuck are you?? what difference does it make whose the best..if you can get into any of these groups, take it. -1
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You call people names on Facebook? Cowards who have...You call people names on Facebook? Cowards who have courage but no balls...that one also makes sense! Must be those really courageous women cowards.-1
It seems that some people have nothing better to do at...It seems that some people have nothing better to do at work but attack other WSO members. I am not going to waste my time on your poor sense of judgement. Just don't hijack OPs thread. Your sarcasm is not funny.-1
It seems that some people have nothing better to do at...It seems that some people have nothing better to do at work but attack other WSO members. I am not going to waste my time on your poor sense of judgement. Just don't hijack OPs thread. Your sarcasm is not funny. It's called multitasking...and we just figured out why you can't land an...-1
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Not a good idea unless you are desperate for a job. I...Not a good idea unless you are desperate for a job. I tried this once and it came back to bite me in the ass in a memorable way that I am too embarrassed to say. Avoid this shameful tactic unless you don't care about burning a bridge in the event it backfires.-1
The last two posters above obviously did not watch...The last two posters above obviously did not watch either documentary. Commenting based only on your own presumptions is the epitome of ignorance in my opinion.-1
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my mom in law recently purchased a new gold Nissan... my mom in law recently purchased a new gold Nissan Pathfinder SUV by working off of a pc online... Discover More.......... W­W­W.B­A­M­2­1.C­o­M............Go to website and click Home tab for more details.-1
inb4 buttmad villanova students defending their poor choicesinb4 buttmad villanova students defending their poor choices-1
Hmm a girl from UC Boulder ~22 years old with an offer...Hmm a girl from UC Boulder ~22 years old with an offer from PJ non-NYC office. Pretty much everyone knows who you are now.-1
Yeah... and I 'could' fuck Mischa Barton. Yeah... and I 'could' fuck Mischa Barton. -1
If you want to join a online education courses for... If you want to join a online education courses for real estate professionals join Real Estate School of New York Inc. I think this would be a very beneficial for you.-1
I've always been skeptical of those cost of living...I've always been skeptical of those cost of living calculators, especially regarding NYC. Anyone else feel this way? Rent and food are more expensive, what else? The third comfort that rhymes w/ snooker. -1
Grammar/spelling police would have a field day with the...Grammar/spelling police would have a field day with the two above posts. -1
Thanks for this post!Thanks for this post!-1
WSO tends to bash Piper Jaffray big time. I don't...WSO tends to bash Piper Jaffray big time. I don't understand on what basis.-1
I have more Alden and Church's than AEs but AEs are...I have more Alden and Church's than AEs but AEs are great for work. @DickFuld you are just another troll that WSO should block.-1
You're one of the few people that seem to hate that...You're one of the few people that seem to hate that firm. So I would like to know why. Weak dealflow compared with competition might be a reason. Maybe they are not as prestigious as your bank is but they are not a bad name on the Street. -1
And what makes you think that? Half of my Associates and...And what makes you think that? Half of my Associates and VPs wear AEs to work. They make great shoes so people buy them. I don't know what having AEs has to do with Beny23?-1
So peinvestor2012 where do you work that you hate Piper...So peinvestor2012 where do you work that you hate Piper Jaffray so much? If you're such an authority on IBanks then which Minneapolis shop are you at? If you're not at PJC you might be at: Lazard MM TripleTree Houlihan Lokey Greene Holcomb Fisher Stifel Nicolaus Stone Arch...-1
All the above firms are shit. BB or go home.All the above firms are shit. BB or go home.-1
I would disagree but I tend to be a fan of MM. I...I would disagree but I tend to be a fan of MM. I obviously think BBs are great but MMs give an entry level analyst a better exposure.-1
Quite a few of them have PDF copies floating around the...Quite a few of them have PDF copies floating around the web you can pick up for free. If you look decently hard you should be able to find most of them. That being said, I'm obviously biased, but I think all of these books are worth the Amazon price, they're that good. i found just about every...-1
slavemaster5000: Better exposure to what?... slavemaster5000: Better exposure to what? Unsophisticated valuations? Crappy pitch books? No execution? Do you guys even have a print center or is professional printing and binding a bullet on your resume? I bind my own pitch books. Ballin' on a budget mfer. This is great!...-1
Running clothes and fake blood -> boston marathoner....Running clothes and fake blood -> boston marathoner. Better be careful where you wear it tho-1
Piper Jaffray MinneapolisPiper Jaffray Minneapolis-1
I'm going to ding anyone with the last name chang from...I'm going to ding anyone with the last name chang from recruiting at my bank from now on. You gotta love high school students and college freshman who doesn't know anything about banking trying to league table up positions. I have 4.0 non-Asian NYU Stern students (Asians have it harder since...-1
You're a tool.You're a tool.-1
Ya not uncommon at all but depends what you want to do?...Ya not uncommon at all but depends what you want to do? If you want to settle down a bit and then move to business school is a good choice, if you stil think you need a dynamic environment and have the stamina to do IB or PE for a couple of years more then won't recommend it-1
Why not University of Chicago Kevin Clemenza?Why not University of Chicago Kevin Clemenza?-1
#betshe'sablackgirl Not sure how that's germane to...#betshe'sablackgirl Not sure how that's germane to the conversation, but yeah, turns out she is.-1
Kid's name is Deep...Kid's name is Deep Barot http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=99152390-1
The OP's firm name is Brandes Investment Management. The OP's firm name is Brandes Investment Management. -1
For those of you who want to know who this kid is --...For those of you who want to know who this kid is -- Simply LinkedIn search a current UT Austin guy, who interned at "Prestige Economics." This is hilarious, yet sad. I mean, this is right about the time for summer internship recruiting. With this email going around, this kid is...-1
I would suck a dick and swallow to land a gig at WF SA. ...I would suck a dick and swallow to land a gig at WF SA. My god, what's wrong with this egotistical brat...-1
I would suck a dick and swallow to land a gig at WF SA. ...I would suck a dick and swallow to land a gig at WF SA. My god, what's wrong with this egotistical brat... You're disgusting. What fucking standards do you have...-1
Please don't wear a black dress shirt.Please don't wear a black dress shirt.-1
Wow, I can't believe you monkeys are falling for this...Wow, I can't believe you monkeys are falling for this marketing/PR stunt. The drones can't go as far as a truck, can't carry as much, are vulnerable to crime, are illegal to fly, then there's maintenance costs and their viability in bad weather and so much other stuff they almost certainly...-1
I read this like 8 times and I have no idea what is going onI read this like 8 times and I have no idea what is going on-1
When it comes to defense, Obama is the biggest niggard...When it comes to defense, Obama is the biggest niggard of all time. -1
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You work at BCG and attended Duke.. how did I do?You work at BCG and attended Duke.. how did I do?-1
Even at 8pm, how can anyone on this site get out in time?Even at 8pm, how can anyone on this site get out in time?-1
Those banana points are delicious.Those banana points are delicious.-1
i took programming courses,that isnt my stuff. i already...i took programming courses,that isnt my stuff. i already have traded things with people from other countries and i like to be leader in projects. and i have good math skills.-1
Oh really? is that how it works? Gee thanks for...Oh really? is that how it works? Gee thanks for educating me... For the record, it is not at all about deadlines, it is about each person convincing those one level above him that he put in a sufficient amount of work for the product to leave his desk.-1
Patek or gtfo. Guess you gotta gtfo. Patek or gtfo. Guess you gotta gtfo. -1
Going Concern: I would also point out that one does... Going Concern: I would also point out that one does not need to possess an object to appreciate it; the desire to possess potentially goes beyond just appreciation, to a point where the possession would allow you to emulate those people who also possess what you (and they)...-1
Don't worry, you definitely won't end up with an Asian/...Don't worry, you definitely won't end up with an Asian/ Indian. Both groups are pretty racist in general and and prefer to marry within their race. Indians within their caste specifically.-1
why bother? you won't get the job anyways. you have no...why bother? you won't get the job anyways. you have no real world experience.-1
I understand this is in the wrong thread, but I think...I understand this is in the wrong thread, but I think you guys can help. I'm working on an ER report for my own personal use (to send out as a work sample), and need some help getting the cash-flow statement to match the companies financial statement on the sec.gov. If you can help please...-1
If you post your resume on WSO, you will never, ever...If you post your resume on WSO, you will never, ever break into this business.-1
Pussy money weed.Pussy money weed.-1
I totally read your post title as "How did my 13 dicks do."I totally read your post title as "How did my 13 dicks do."-1
You should apply before seeing how many people are...You should apply before seeing how many people are employed here. That's just my 2 cents buddy. -1
I have the latest Series 63 and 79 Knopman materials...I have the latest Series 63 and 79 Knopman materials including online exams, supplementary materials and related software (gave my exams in Jan 2014); looking to sell them. Mail me on viraj_parekh at hotmail to discuss. -1
Damn, a bunch of reference errors! I will have to...Damn, a bunch of reference errors! I will have to troubleshoot this spreadsheet. this sucks.-1
If you have to ask dumb shit like this, it's either...If you have to ask dumb shit like this, it's either BO/MO or unemployment at this point. I wouldn't be holding out for dat der banking job. -1
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I'm out guys. Fed up of the insults and rudeness. Will...I'm out guys. Fed up of the insults and rudeness. Will not post and will get the account closed. Hope that makes at least a few happy. Bye. -1
... Scandal: peinvestor2012: NuclearPenguins: In Minneapolis for SA, 4 rounds of 2 on 1 interviews. Very standard banking interview with some fit, some technicals. Everyone I met seemed really nice though. Nobody douchey but maybe that's just the midwest vibe coming out. PJC guys...-1
You're funny. Clearly, I go to a non-target. Hahahaha....You're funny. Clearly, I go to a non-target. Hahahaha. Motherfucker, get real. I go to a top-target (Harvard/Wharton), currently a sophomore, and have an offer from GS IBD. While your pathetic sorry ass is stuck in WM. Get real, you stupid fuck. Fucking BO loser. Tools like you make me laugh...-1
Have not received group placement yet. You're funny, GS...Have not received group placement yet. You're funny, GS tech? LOL, more like Tech, Media, Telecom.-1
K I'm not that fucked up broK I'm not that fucked up bro-1
TD Securities sucks monkey balls. Talking to the people...TD Securities sucks monkey balls. Talking to the people that work there is more boring than watching paint dry. And I'd rather walk on glass and rub salt in my wounds than work for TD. And their culture is really shitty...everyone's either really old, boring, uninteresting, rude or a...-1
@"Grand Berry" You seem like a gigantic douche canoe and...@"Grand Berry" You seem like a gigantic douche canoe and an annoying little shit. Which is highly unfortunate because the other analysts in your group appear to be really cool people (from the little that I know). Don't worry though, I'm sure there's room for the both of us. -1
Had to bump this thread because OP's name/question just...Had to bump this thread because OP's name/question just made me laugh really, really hard. -1
Is this SiliconValleyOasis.com ? This guy Kevin Roose is...Is this SiliconValleyOasis.com ? This guy Kevin Roose is a fag-1
As always, a reasoned and thoughtful response. Thank...As always, a reasoned and thoughtful response. Thank you South Sea Tulip. All fair points...I think I was a bit too harsh with @animalz... I just got frustrated reading the same criticisms I had addressed above his post over and over again throughout his post. Anyways, that's in the past...-1
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