instead of blowing this signing bonus on a nice in house swiss watch. I have decided to purchase a variety of cheap 3-5 dollar ebay watches (like 100-200 of them) and spread them out in the office over time.
I'll leave them in the bull pen (obv not my desk). Drop them in meeting spaces and throw them randomly underneath camera blindspots. Will also leave them in sinks and toilets.
Not my best idea but it is something i will enjoy doing. Any thoughts?
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Why?
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This sounds like a productive and fulfilling use of time
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If this gives you joy, why not. Go for it
Makes sense, throw literally everyone off their game momentarily
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