Life is Paradise

Imagine you are 50 years old.

You've spent the last two decades of your life relentlessly climbing the corporate ladder. The sacrifices you made along the way seemed necessary at the time, but now you look back with a tinge of regret. You're standing in your beautifully decorated, yet eerily quiet penthouse, surrounded by the trappings of success. The city skyline twinkles outside your floor-to-ceiling windows, but you hardly notice its beauty anymore. The echoes of laughter from your children playing in the nearby park seem like distant memories.

It's a Sunday evening, and you're supposed to be having dinner with your family. Your phone keeps buzzing with work emails, and you can't resist checking them. Your spouse looks at you with a mixture of disappointment and resignation, the kids long accustomed to your absence. They've grown up with nannies and caregivers, and while they may have material comforts, they yearn for your presence.

You remember the dreams you once had—dreams of spending quality time with your family, traveling the world, and pursuing hobbies. Those dreams were slowly replaced by the allure of prestige and financial success, the promises of a better life. You've achieved so much, but at what cost?

As you pour yourself a stiff drink to numb the stress and loneliness, a picture catches your eye. It's a family photo taken years ago, when everyone was smiling with genuine happiness. You feel a pang of regret deep in your heart. Where did that joy go? How did you let your ambitions overshadow the people you love most?

You decide to call your best friend, who you haven't seen in months. The friend who used to have time for late-night conversations and spontaneous adventures. But as the phone rings, you realize that even that friendship has been neglected amidst the hustle and bustle of your career.

Finally, you decide to take that vacation your family has been begging you for. You tell your boss you need a break, and surprisingly, they understand. As you embark on the trip, you feel a mixture of guilt and relief. Guilt for not realizing sooner what truly matters, and relief that you still have a chance to make things right.

During that trip, surrounded by the laughter of your loved ones, you experience moments of true happiness you haven't felt in years. You reconnect with your spouse, hear your kids' stories, and rekindle the bond with your best friend. You start to wonder why you didn't prioritize these precious relationships earlier.

Back in the office, you make changes to your work schedule. You delegate more, set boundaries, and make time for yourself and your loved ones. You discover that life is not just about the grind—it's about the moments that take your breath away and the people who fill your heart with joy.

But fate has a way of reminding us of our mortality, no matter how much we try to change our ways. One evening, as you're rushing to leave the office early for a family dinner, you feel a sudden tightness in your chest. You dismiss it as stress, but the pain intensifies. You call your spouse to tell them you might be late, but before you can finish the sentence, you collapse.

Paramedics arrive too late. You suffer a fatal heart attack, leaving behind a life full of achievements but also a trail of broken promises and missed moments with those you cherished most.

In the end, all the money, accolades, and status couldn't save you. As your life flashes before your eyes, you realize that you can't take any of it with you. The regrets weigh heavily on your soul as you take your last breath.

The above could be pure fiction. Or it could be you. Are you willing to mitigate it as best as possible? Will you care about looking successful then? Nothing is worth more than life, health, and happiness. Nothing.

 
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It's interesting knowing that your greed and selfishness is a disease you can't control.

You know what the outcome will be. You fear that day you're 70 years old in a bar when all your friends start dropping dead from the unhealthy lifestyle you lived in the 2020s and you see a hot 20 something knowing maybe you can pay her to chill with you with the millions of dollars you earned and inherited. You look back and wish you'd have had the emotional vulnerability to just even spend the night with a girl back when you were in college instead of leaving as soon as the deed was done, every time. Then you turn 90 and start planning for hospice care; but no worries, you can pay for the best bed in New York City. You can euthanize yourself on the most prestigious nitrogen and then face the consequences of your actions in the lowest (read most prestigious) level of Hell. 

And then you realize you're actually still just 22 years old and can change your own future timeline. Perhaps when you are 90, you can be in a hospital bed surrounded by children and grandchildren who appreciate your emotional involvement in their lives, and they hold your hand as you pass from this world to the next. Your whole life flashes before your eyes, and you reminisce about all the highs and lows, the 'in sickness and in health' moments, the good you were able to impact on others; the way you changed the world for the greater good instead of yourself. 

But then you sober up and realize how much better it would be to skip that date with the cute girl and instead turn v182 of the spread your MD just sent back because it'll get you top bucket and praise from guys who would drop you in the instant it was inconvenient to keep you. I mean, consider all of the potential good I theorized, but then realize how good it feels when someone spends more than 3 seconds looking at your banker bag on the subway. 

You begrudgingly travel to Middle America for a deal and eat at a greasy-spoon diner run by a poor man that loves his wife and looks like he's having the time of his life. You think to yourself, I bet he wishes he was me, in my polished suit and S-Class waiting outside. 

Life is good.  

 
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Whats with all these cringe lifestyle posts these days. Do you think the vikings or the colonial explorers and conquistadors gave a fuck about having a healthy family

Prestige and glory >>> family dinner with your mother in law

 

Ain’t no way you think being your MD’s favorite bitch, and your CEO’s favorite slave, is in any way comparable to being a Viking or conquistador. You’re not discovering new horizons or conquering frontiers, you’re making an ungodly number of DCFs

 

and just as he's about to collapse from a heart attack he sees security & HR walking towards his office with notice of his lay off, his position to be replaced by a combination of a DEI hire that will help hit ESG goals and a non target hardo who will do all the work his now lazy WLB prioritizing ass wont do and at 1/4 of the pay. 

 

And he was fired for accidentally using she/her pronouns instead of xi/xir pronouns when talking to one of the new interns

 

Lmao who cares about this shit. Holla holla get dollar.

 

What is wrong with you people. A bunch of 20 year olds worrying about families, and mortality and being cogs in the wheel. Enjoy life. Since this is a Wall Street site, I’ll say focus on making money and reaching a position where you don’t have to be a cog in the wheel.

and you can have a fantastic relationship with your kids without helicoptering over them. I don’t apologize for having nannies. There’s nothing edifying or that makes you a better parent for cleaning your babies faeces  or not having an adult social life. I’d much rather focus my time and attention with the kids travelling with them, showing them the world, engaging in interesting activities, exploring their academic and cultural interests together than deal with all the logistical BS. Nannies, cleaners etc all make parenting a lot more fun for everyone. 
 

Also, most ambitious type A people would go absolutely nuts spending all their time with their families. I’m uo at the summer place and one week with the kids was great. A week in, Im organizing steak and bourbon with the guys. Two weeks in, im just happy to have an intense business trip and meeting my clients. Im equally thrilled to be back and hiking with the kids. 

 

What is wrong with you people. A bunch of 20 year olds worrying about families, and mortality and being cogs in the wheel. Enjoy life. Since this is a Wall Street site, I'll say focus on making money and reaching a position where you don't have to be a cog in the wheel.

and you can have a fantastic relationship with your kids without helicoptering over them. I don't apologize for having nannies. There's nothing edifying or that makes you a better parent for cleaning your babies faeces  or not having an adult social life. I'd much rather focus my time and attention with the kids travelling with them, showing them the world, engaging in interesting activities, exploring their academic and cultural interests together than deal with all the logistical BS. Nannies, cleaners etc all make parenting a lot more fun for everyone. 
 

Also, most ambitious type A people would go absolutely nuts spending all their time with their families. I'm uo at the summer place and one week with the kids was great. A week in, Im organizing steak and bourbon with the guys. Two weeks in, im just happy to have an intense business trip and meeting my clients. Im equally thrilled to be back and hiking with the kids. 

The last paragraph resonates. Time with family is great when you’re sharing cool and unique experiences together. But I’d go crazy with the routine of daily school runs and weekend trips to visit the in laws that would come with a normal 9-5 job.

 

Also, most ambitious type A people would go absolutely nuts spending all their time with their families. 

indeed, it seems that wanting to work (and liking it) nowadays is seen as something bad. I would go nuts staying on the beach for an entire day doing nothing. My brain is to active and craves movement, not over-leisure

 

This! People talking about spending all day with their kids don't have kids.....love my kids dearly but they live in a completely irrational world that I can't handle 24/7, I need the adult interaction and I need the feeling that I'm contributing to a team goal....playing with my kids and taking them to new experiences is an amazing feeling, but spending all day feeding, managing tantrums, fighting over youtube kids, etc is maddening....everyone knows what they sign up for in this career, go work your ass off and make a load of money or go switch careers

 

IKR. I so want one of these little teenagers to have a child and then report back on if they really feel like sitting at home cleaning shitty diapers all day. 

Plenty of us enjoy our roles and don't want to spend 12 hours a day doing fucking crochet or playing with model trains I'm pretty alright with cranking out deals in the bullpen. I literally just watch Netflix and over eat when I get out early. 

Yall mofos act like there are fucking unicorns and rainbows outside the window waiting to give you a footjob as soon as you deshackle from your slave chains. I'm hear to tell you it's really just shitty diapers and boring hobbies out there.

 

I know all about that and I know you can't take it all with you but you can't take your family with you either and giving the best of what you can while you're here is what we all try for but it doesn't matter unless we have a relationship with God that's what matters the most is your relationship with God it's God yes we are a man that doesn't work doesn't eat but we cannot live by bread alone but by the word of God.

 

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