Prestigious girlfriend

I’ve been exploring the dating scene in nyc since moving up here a few years ago and realized I have been dating aimlessly without maximizing for prestige! What type of girl would maximize my chance of getting a “nice” from my MD at the holiday party? No detail is too specific as nyc holds wealth of opportunities. Let’s hear it

 

Mildly slutty but smart dirty blonde with 32DD ~5’6”120lbs … aka my ex gf that will never speak with me again

 

Tall 58+ blonde brunette doesn't matter but brain meltingly hot face and very modely body (thin/fit) dressed to the 9s. One of those where people stop her on the street / sometimes people clap when you guys get up / you notice people (girls and guys) stare at her

 

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