Things Not to do
Just got an email from a kid who wants to set up his computer system, meant to send it to tech support, sent it to the whole trading floor.
Not a great way to start out.
Jimbo
Just got an email from a kid who wants to set up his computer system, meant to send it to tech support, sent it to the whole trading floor.
Not a great way to start out.
Jimbo
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You should "reply all" to his e-mail just to make fun of him. Say something like:
"You're about to set up your computer system? That sounds fascinating. I'll alert the media, assuming no one else who got your e-mail has already done so. Be sure to keep us posted on how it works out for you."
After that, he'll always make sure to triple check everything he does to avoid being embarrassed like that again.
Craven
nah i'm not the nasty sort.
wow. guess you'll just have to fire him immediately, dickhead
Poor kid, first day on the job?
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