Call me Bob because I’d build

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

I'd open a black iron gym.

Reduced rates for people who squat low bar. Kipping pullups will get you immediately escorted off site.

"Son, life is hard. But it's harder if you're stupid." - my dad
 

Nothing because id rather blow my own brains out by putting a firehose in my mouth and turning the nozzle than ever live in Alaska.

But no shade to Alaska.

Dayman?
 

In a former life I was a cook at an independent seafood spot. My specialty was blackened catfish and deep fried shrimp poppers. I'm sure I could parlay that skill into pan-fried marinated salmon or something.

 

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