MILF

I have a roommate that made out with a MILF at a bar this weekend. It was understood they were gonna fuck but her friends were a cock block. Needless to say he wants to seal the deal and he only has her email address. Shes 40+ if that matters. Any advice on the email?

 

YES!!! give your a friend a pound for me and if she accepts to meet again then its game over and a done deal in my opinion. Chances are though she was drunk and probably will have a vague memory of your friend. Please keep us updated and what bar did you go to? was this in NYC?

 
dipset1011:
YES!!! give your a friend a pound for me and if she accepts to meet again then its game over and a done deal in my opinion. Chances are though she was drunk and probably will have a vague memory of your friend. Please keep us updated and what bar did you go to? was this in NYC?

This is in Texas, I'm still in school

 

have him ask the broad out for coffee, the cougars like that shit. especially during the day so you can go back to her place while the kids are at school.

 

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