Got $100? Need to vent? Smash Madoff.
The ModelWorks toy company has just introduced the newest member of its family, the “Smash-Me Bernie” doll. For a measly $99.95, you can purchase your very own figurine, complete with a toy hammer with which to smash the little f*!ker to your heart’s content.
The mini-Madoff bears a striking resemblance to the king of all douchebags himself, and he’s fittingly donned in a red devil cape, holding a pitchfork.
I can’t think of a better way to spend a C note.
I guess if you're stupid enough to invest in a fund without conducting due diligence, you are stupid enough to spend $100 on a doll.
I heard you can buy toilet paper with Madoffs face on each sheet. LOL
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