Oxbridge Alumni Are Superior

During the renaissance, while your paltry schools were floundering about trading furs, living in igloos or being put into an island for prisoners and criminals, the students of Oxbridge were conquering 1/3 of the known world and the entire civilized world.


During the industrial revolution, while your puny schools were trying to create roads that could last for more than a winter, Oxbridge was busy forcing Great Qing and the Mughal Empire to kneel qbefore British supremacy, while singlehandedly preventing Napoleonic France from conquering the known world and all seven continents.


During the gilded era, while your pathetic schools were busy creating robber barons that made their fortune from nothing more sophisticated than finding oil or creating steel en masse, Oxbridge's alumni were busy ushering the world into a new age of technology and wealth.

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The best achievement their alumni have ever had is founding the god-tier schools in the states such as Harvard.

Get cucked britbong.

 
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I know this is a troll post, but it's amazing how many people over evaluate Oxbridge compared to the Ivies, UChicago, Hopkins, MIT, Caltech, etc. Such a large portion of Oxbridge students come from wealthy families, not even prestigious, as half of them had their seats paid for when they ventured out of the womb.  The school has been on a decline, going for wealth and connections rather than pure merit of the past. I am going to attach two links comparing the wealth gap of Oxbridge and Harvard, I always thought Harvard was the one going for pure income, so it would have the highest percentage, not anymore! (And yes, the article says Oxbridge is admitting fewer students from wealthier families but the difference in percentage between the Ivies is very large.)

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/03/11/oxbridgeadmitting-fewer-wea…

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2021/9/15/harvard-skews-wealthy-fres….

 

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