Young Money!!

Well, let me intro myself. I am an Ivy league grad, Krug drinking, evil, mofo. I also enjoy tasering hobos and whoever else I deem to be inferior. I am set to make over $700K next year as a Quant Trader. Under Mr. Obama, I would Pay an extra $116K in taxes, on top of the super high taxes I pay, and the wall-street-typical super high inconspicuous consumption. WTF do hedgies want obama in office if they're gonna drown in taxes?!

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pmg just stop posting this garbage

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

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