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We will miss her laugh. We will miss her smile. You betcha! Don't ya know! It's all about creating jobs. We in the REAL America will miss her and her clothes. She had the Wall Street bail out plan nailed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txfqWzGMgmY

Oh, it's all about creating jobs. That's it. She will be missed from Wall Street all the way to Main Street; especially when those who speak of this globalization that we are a part of in this world.

Have you ever seen those postcards where they put people- clothes on chimps who really have no idea what's going on?

Let's all go to Russia and wave a fond goodbye to Sarah Palin!

Curious to know. Any info you guys have is appreciated....thanks!

Folks,

What do you think are top 5 skills that you need once you join as a Post MBA associate in a PE firm.

Definitions -

By PE I mean - LBOs, MBOs, PIPEs, Mezz, FoFs.

Success - Elevation from Associate to partner in 5 - 8 years.

Vicks.

Blackstone founder Stephen Schwarzman has expressed some contrition over his February 2007 birthday bash. The celebrity studded $3M dollar event that took place on Valentines Day, 2007, was Schwarzman's coronation as the new king of Wall Street. With the private equity wagon (temporarily) tipped over and Blackstone's stock down 75% , Schwarzman now prefers not to be held up as a symbol of 'that period of time'. After that super-sweet 60th birthday, he decided to have a much lower key 61st.

No sweat Stevy, we still love you even if you no longer throw kick-ass parties.

Great news, everyone! You now have a backup plan if you wind up on the wrong side of a pink slip over the next few months. CNN reports a steady increase in direct sales jobs, read: door to door salesmen. And the news just gets more and more exciting. These jobs, which include selling health and beauty products, and doing "home parties" to demonstrate your goods, so to speak, pay an average of a whopping $2400 a year! That's right, you read correctly! But wait....there's more! Order now and you'll get.....oh, shit. Sorry. Just practicing.

With the market down, there’s been an increase in enrollment at New York Bartending Schools; NYBS has had an 18 percent jump in enrollment. Dealbreaker reports that laid off bankers are finding it difficult to bounce back with jobs at other firms, thus they are now seeking alternative employment in the bar industry and learning the ins-and-outs of mixing drinks.

So, what kind of drinks are former Wall Street employees mixing these days? Here’re a few of the most popular---surprisingly named after notorious out-of-control Stock Traders:

1) THE NICK LESSON HIGHBALL
Battery acid passed off as top-shelf bourbon in order to defraud bar patrons out of $1.4 billion drink price.

2) THE FRANK GRUTTADAURIA SCREWDRIVER