Adam the Analyst - Episode 7: Two Years and Out

 
txjustin:
Go to B school like I did. No, I hate you.

The above is my favorite part!!

OhMGawdz same heer

No really. I fucking hate my boss but I want his job and $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$,$$$,$$$

Get busy living
 

No. I hate you.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

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