Are consultants sterile?

I am convinced that 90% of male consultants are sterile... when I get up after working for a couple of hours, my laptop makes my crotch feel like its on fire. This can't be good for my little guys... definitely not one of the glamorous perks they tell you about in info sessions.

 

yeah, so the positioning of the laptop is key. the experienced worker-from-the-couch figures out how to hold the computer so as to avoid sweatiness and sterility...

 

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