Best language to impress females
Are females more impressed if you can speak (Classical) Latin, or a romantic (and Romance) language like French or Italian?
I use Latin to grab pussy at clubs and bars (London), but I also want to venture out to exotic locations (Mykonos, Ibiza, etc) that have girls who may be more receptive to barbarian-speak like French and Italian, or godforbid, Spanish.
lmao I know for a fact u ain’t using Latin to pick up shit
It's bottom bucket hardo. At this point just skim the post and extract some satire before moving on.
Great observation Sherlock, would be incredibly concerned if someone even acted like this
2/10 shitpost
Studied latin for 5 year back in high school, can confirm that only a handful of people can speak it fluently after many years of study.
However, some people (myself included) use some expressions on a daily basis to sound more posh, here's some of my favourites (in random order) so you can be an hardo too:
Captatio benevolentiae – to praise someone to capture their goodwill
In camera caritatis – if you say something confidentially, you say ‘keep this in camera caritatis’ i.e. don’t tell anyone
Cum grano salis – taking something with a grain of salt
Ipse dixit – That’s what he said
O tempora! O mores! – oh, the times! oh, the customs! —used as an exclamation of despair at prevailing social or political norms
Quid pro quo – a misunderstanding
Obtorto collo – to do something reluctantly
Sui generis – in its own category, one of a kind
Ubi maior minor cessat – ‘Where there is the major, the minor becomes negligible’, sometimes used as the ‘strongest always prevails ‘
Tertium non datur – there’s not a third way, it’s either true or false
Homo faber fortunae suae – You make your own luck (this one dates back to the Italian renaissance)
Mors tua vita mea – literally ‘your death, my life’, used as: your loss is my gain
Conditio sine qua non - an indispensable precondition
Forma mentis - mindset
Lapsus linguae – if you make a grammar mistake or something like that – ‘sorry it was a lapsus linguae’
Et venus in vinis ignis in igne fuit – this one’s great, it basically means that if you are with a girl and drink wine, things always get kinkier
Quid pro quo means a favor for a favor
you sound autistic
This is stupid af, but prolly French
It's literally a barbarus language though. Although not as barbaric as German, it's not civilised.
Aight you're a troll, but you're not even a good one. Barbarians came from the Romans calling the Germanic people barbarians. Romans spoke Latin, and English is Germanic Therefore, English, your language, is barbaric. French is a descendent of Latin. Maybe Italian is closer
Italian/Spanish. Because they require rolling tongue.
Not even a girl, but this Forum so sexist
Maybe try talking to some bitches in English first instead of asking internet strangers for advice.
The best language to impress a girl with is the language that she speaks. Dumbasses.
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