Hotter girls S&T or IB?

These are the two most common FO roles and more women than ever are pursuing finance through the diversity route. Which division has hotter girls? Which are you guys more likely to date? Which make better girlfriends and wives? It’s probably easier for a girl to maintain her appearance and body in S&T over IB just due to the hours. Attractiveness also probably helps girls in sales.

 

There are no hot girls in IB/S&T that are not also batshit insane. Go for Marketing girls, they care for their image and are smart, but probably not insane.

 

Can marketing girls even get jobs though? Yes, they’re probably hotter than average. But isn’t a marketing degree useless?

 

If it’s a trade-off of batshit but smart vs. fun but retarded, I’ll take the former. I used to want the chill and hot girl but I’m so sick of that shit. Nothing to talk about and all they do is giggle at shit that does not warrant giggling. Shit is mentally exhausting and I can feel my brain literally atrophying after a few months of hanging out.

I don’t know about finance girls, but some big law girls are pretty hot

 
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I’d imagine S&T sales. Looks combined with intelligence definitely go a long way in the sales world. Plus working a 100+ hour weeks in IB can ruin anyone’s appearance whether women or men.

 

What makes IB girls so weird and unappealing? Is it the excessive focus on career and little time to put effort into appearance?

 

Why do you guys not get why type-As would suck sometimes? Sure, they will be ambitious and personally, I find it kind of hot if they are, but I also have been with these types of people before and they become very naggy and judgmental about all of your decisions, along with pushing you to always think about the next great thing or best strategy to do to get further in life. Rather than sit down and chill on a Friday night, they will be practicing LBOs for their PE interviews in three years when they are only juniors in college. Later on in life, they might say they don't want kids because kids will limit their career progression (unless you quit your job and become the house daddy).

They will also constantly be gossiping about her friend who got into HBS last cycle and how she had barely and stats to get in and then how you and her can better position yourselves to get into Harvard as a couple and then start your own business together and retire by age 35 with billions of dollars.

All of the above btw are not made up but not all of them have happened to me personally.

The main thing is you might not always want to be with a girl who is so Type A that sometimes you don't want to even talk to her because she will just bring up the fact that you haven't written your HBS essay yet even though it's two years before you even are going to apply.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

Are banker girls really that weird? What’s the reason for this?

 

No, they're just really ambitious. All of the girls I've ever met in IB have a whole plan in place to get into a MF then HBS then start their own companies. And they're just first year analysts...

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

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