Just a banking date

Hey Finance Fam, imagine this: you're lost in the chaos of Wall Street, drowning in numbers, when out of the blue, a dazzling banker girl waltzes into your life like a hurricane in hurricane season. Dating a fellow number cruncher is like signing up for a never-ending cycle of stress tests and disappointments. Our conversations are more like awkward monologues and uncomfortable silences, leaving bystanders wondering if they stumbled into a rom-com or a tragedy in three acts. Forget candlelit dinners; we're all about high-stakes arguments, from rooftop meltdowns with a view to moonlit fights in the streets. Our love life is a rollercoaster of emotional breakdowns, with massages and role-playing feeling more like desperate attempts to salvage what's left. We're masochists, jet-setting to the same old locales and indulging in predictable meals, all while balancing our resentment like a house of cards in a tornado.
Together, we're building a fortress of solitude that's colder than the Arctic, planning for a future that's bleaker than a black hole. So, if you're looking for a partner who can balance your books and break your heart, look no further than the nearest trading desk. Because in the world of love, dating a banker girl is like signing up for a marathon with no finish line. 💔 Keep counting those losses (and making hilariously miserable plans)!